Chilljockdude & Price Explanation

[humboldt]

So, I’m planning a road trip and thought I’d look at what some of the cities along my path have to offer. I came across this ad from Chilljockdude in Nashville, TN.

 

His incall rate is $500, and his outcall rate is $750. I’ve been around long enough to know that different folks structure their prices differently and for different reasons. I’m totally fine with that. It just means that I cannot afford some of them.

 

However, Chilljockdude’s explanation for his price was something I don’t think I’ve ever encountered before.

 

The text of his ad reads: “Young, tan, and fit. I'm a swimmer as well. I love to read, and classical films are my favorite. I'm pretty low key, clean, no drugs or anything of that sort. A little on the expensive side, but you're basically paying for my age.”

 

Is that what we’re paying for? On the one hand, bless his 23 year-old heart. On the other hand, at least it's possibly more honest than saying we're just paying for his time.

 

http://rentmen.com/Chilljockdude

[Will Do]

IMHO, not worth it. Sorry.

 

He's not my type and I can't say that I'd fork up those $ for my type.

 

Maybe he'll come to his senses.

[alexslaveboy]

OK

A) not into twinks but if I was there is NO WAY I'm paying $750 to anybody.....well maybe Zac Efron:D

 

B) he looks a little sickly in need of some vitamins....

 

But no judgment here to each their own!

[down_to_business]

I have no desire to sleep with Dennis the Menace but I don't begrudge those that choose to do so.

 

Besides once you get over 300 an hour it's all the same to me, so why not $750. He sure has the right to fool himself into thinking he is going to be working steady getting it.. I mean he has every right to charge whatever he wants to charge

[Talso85]

but you're basically paying for my age

 

As you know, rates are determined by several factors - age, face looks, body, position, in vs out, location, what they're willing to do/not do, et. al.

 

For the sake of argument, let's assume there's a premium on young age (average rate X 1.5). Perhaps add to that a premium on location as Nashville is not a Mecca of male escorts (average rate X 2.0).

 

Assuming the average, national escort rate is $200, then it would be $200 X 1.5 X 2.0 = $600. That's pretty close to his rate.

 

BUT we're not done .... now multiply by his body factor (0.7) and more important by the attractiveness of his face (0.125).

 

So... $600 X 0.7 X 0.125 = $52.50

 

Yeah, that amount looks right..

[Talso85]

@humboldt

 

N.B. Above post was no critique of taste. Even if he were super attractive and hunky, I found this rationalization of this crazy rate to be hysterically funny. It brought out the Excel spreadsheet in me

[jjkrkwood]

He thinks 23 year olds are a RARE commondity ?

 

[+ Keith30309]

This gave me a little chuckle.

I say cut him some slack - his profile was created a few hours ago and goodness knows we all have to learn somehow. It's just that some life lessons are harder than others.

[jjkrkwood]

I say "he'll be ON SALE" in about a week !

[sincitymix]

So, I’m planning a road trip and thought I’d look at what some of the cities along my path have to offer. I came across this ad from Chilljockdude in Nashville, TN.

 

His incall rate is $500, and his outcall rate is $750. I’ve been around long enough to know that different folks structure their prices differently and for different reasons. I’m totally fine with that. It just means that I cannot afford some of them.

 

However, Chilljockdude’s explanation for his price was something I don’t think I’ve ever encountered before.

 

The text of his ad reads: “Young, tan, and fit. I'm a swimmer as well. I love to read, and classical films are my favorite. I'm pretty low key, clean, no drugs or anything of that sort. A little on the expensive side, but you're basically paying for my age.”

 

Is that what we’re paying for? On the one hand, bless his 23 year-old heart. On the other hand, at least it's possibly more honest than saying we're just paying for his time.

 

http://rentmen.com/Chilljockdude

sorry, but unless I can actually really and literally suck the youth out of him to regain my own youth.. no thanks

[DonaldTramp]

He looks like you're paying for a one way ticket to jail.

[Will Do]

[Kuriousity]

Looks like jailbait...

[Talso85]

He looks like you're paying for a one way ticket to jail.

 

Brilliant Donald. You solved the mystery. He determined his fee based on the going bail rate.

[+ Topseed]

And he's a top? Well, good for him.

[Brian Kevin]

As you know, rates are determined by several factors - age, face looks, body, position, in vs out, location, what they're willing to do/not do, et. al.

 

For the sake of argument, let's assume there's a premium on young age (average rate X 1.5). Perhaps add to that a premium on location as Nashville is not a Mecca of male escorts (average rate X 2.0).

 

Assuming the average, national escort rate is $200, then it would be $200 X 1.5 X 2.0 = $600. That's pretty close to his rate.

 

BUT we're not done .... now multiply by his body factor (0.7) and more important by the attractiveness of his face (0.125).

 

So... $600 X 0.7 X 0.125 = $52.50

 

Yeah, that amount looks right..

 

I'd hate to see you do this to me! Lol

[Talso85]

I'd hate to see you do this to me!

 

Don't sweat it my man. Would never happen.

[Brian Kevin]

Don't sweat it my man. Would never happen.

 

Sweat, yes please. Lots and lots and lots and lots of sweat please.

[Talso85]

Lots and lots and lots and lots of sweat

 

Since sweat is a desirable trait, you should multiply your rate by a factor of 1.2. Well deserved.

[Brian Kevin]

Since sweat is a desirable trait, you should multiply your rate by a factor of 1.2. Well deserved.

 

Do I have a blond hair, blue eye and loves buffet % to factor in ? I also saved a nice LAtina women & her two kids from a grease fire bAck in January. Third degree burns and in 73 days I was back on tour !! Whoop whoop. Shout out to those special men for keeping me afloat mentally, physically and spiritually. medical supplies as well, those really helped speed up the healing process. I still have a little bit of paying it forward to do, I feel I paid my debts-- it's just so nice to catch someone off guard. It brings tears to my eyes to know I can give the feelings so many people here gave to me.

 

I've been lucky enough to meet some of the guys who helped. However, three of you are still hiding and won't cum out and play *taps beer bottles together* warrior's come out and playyyyy

[Nvr2Thick]

I say "he'll be ON SALE" in about a week !

 

Ad is gone.

[jjkrkwood]

Ad is gone.

 

We'll all eat crow if the Boy found a Sugar Daddy so fast !