Some things you just can't make up

[Talso85]

http://rentmen.com/ROCCOSTYLE

 

Where to even start?

[I-zik]

Start at the top! WHYYYYYY THAT HAIR?

[bigvalboy]

I dunno...clearly not for everybody, but pic 3 and 4 revealed a very impressive chest and arms and...

For that, I could easily overlook the hair issue.

[I-zik]

At a rate of $500?

[alexslaveboy]

An outcall for a thousand dollars he better have a gold plated penis!!!!!!

[body2body]

Yikes, that hair gives me the creeps- he should change his name from Roccostyle to Medusa style.

[humboldt]

At a rate of $500?

 

That's actually not too high of a price. Pirates usually expect more.

[BabyBoomer]

FWIW:

 

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~ Boomer ~

[I-zik]

*insert joke about pirate's booty*

[I-zik]

And what makes it even worse is... That's not his real hair, it's a dreadlock weave. How dreadful!

[Talso85]

Seems that he calculates his rates by the number of hair extensions...

 

Did you check out the hat in pics 2 and 3?

 

His profile message: "I never felt so right" ???????

 

You sure he isn't the product of some 3D printer?

[Talso85]

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Like I said, good printer.

[alexslaveboy]

Is he a character from Time Square that charges you for pictures????

[Talso85]

Is he a character from Time Square that charges you for pictures????

 

Very good thought!

[+ azdr0710]

Black licorice sticks?

[edinbrooklyn]

Oh, shit!! You made my already excellent day. As I find myself intoning on the NYC subway every day I ride it, "That's not hair, it's upholstery!"

[Talso85]

Just had a flash...

 

He looks like a character from that horrible, cheesy movie from the 70s with Bruce (yes, Bruce) Jenner and the Village People.

 

Argh.... What was the name of that movie?

[alexslaveboy]

Can't stop the music?

[Epigonos]

You know when all is said and done the guy has 1.) a nice face and 2.) what appears to be a nice body. The hair is something else again, HOWEVER, even considering that I might be willing to give him a whirl BUT $500/incall and $1,000 outcall -- I don't think so.

[Talso85]

Can't stop the music

 

@alexslaveboy YES - you're a genius!

[alexslaveboy]

@alexslaveboy YES - you're a genius!

@Talso85

Thanks.....all about IMDB

[alexslaveboy]

Just had a flash...

 

He looks like a character from that horrible, cheesy movie from the 70s with Bruce (yes, Bruce) Jenner and the Village People.

 

Argh.... What was the name of that movie?

Plus he could have been a member of the village people they didn't have a pirate!!!!

[Talso85]

For what it's worth, did you notice he's a "Versatile/Bottom?"

 

Well maybe now the hair extensions make more sense. Reins.

[Guest RexB]

When his ad first came up yesterday it had just one picture and he didn't have that hair in it. Another change he made in the ad was that yesterday his cock was listed as 12 inches. His hair grew and his cock shortened.

[Talso85]

His hair grew and his cock shortened

 

But alas his peanut-sized brain remained unchanged.