Flake alerts: oh-so-well-reviewed Colton

[+ nycman]

I wouldn't necessarily say "evil"...........................

 

.....but I wouldn't necessarily say "good", "nice", or "innocent" either!

[Will Do]

.....but I wouldn't necessarily say "good", "nice", or "innocent" either!

 

I was thinking more along the lines of batshitcrazy.

[+ Lance_Navarro]

I think it should! More for me . Just teasing, @mike carey ...I share well.

 

Oh yeah!!! There's more than enough of me to go around.

[jjkrkwood]

Sounds to me like you need to get over your obsession with this particular guy. More so it sounds like you go above and beyond to impress him, but it isn't working. Like others have said, $1500 for a hook-up room is a bit over the top escpecially for a 1-2 hr session. I can see the expenditure if it was an overnight. And its really difficult to have empathy for people that continue making the SAME mistakes, and ignoring the lesson that is trying to be taught them... I suspect there is another side to this story that we haven't heard, but taking it at face value, the recommendation would be "get over him and move along".. Obviously money is not a problem for you, so there are many honorable guys out there that will meet your standards AND take your money. That would be a win/win for you.

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ok I'm going to say what many of us are thinking. Bullshit. I don't know what your motive is for this thread but something is amiss. You talk about spending all this time with him and traveling to all these different locations. One review you say that you crossed the line with him and he cut you off so to speak. In the second review you say he is retiring. That review by the way was on 3/29/16. Then you start this thread and say how you "Saw a post about bodybuilder Colton retired from the biz" You are the one that posted this in your review.

 

then your story unravels before our eyes and quite frankly it seems like you can't get the story straight. Now I am not saying that he didn't show up for the alleged appointment but I think there is much much more to this story that you are telling us.

 

Another thing that really sticks out for me is this line from your review: "Dude, wake up, this is a simple hire, don't expect other things" I am wondering here if you forgot that this was a business relationship and perhaps thought it was more. From my perspective it seems a bit like you are stalking him.

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STOP THE PRESSES! Love the new avatar, Lance!

 

I know WOOF right!?! he is a sexy fucker

[+ Truereview]

Oh yeah!!! There's more than enough of me to go around.

This little piggy is ready...

http://www.whitingweber.com/_images/pig_cartoon_with_forks.jpg

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This little piggy is ready...

http://www.whitingweber.com/_images/pig_cartoon_with_forks.jpg

 

well im like this for lance

 

[jjkrkwood]

This little piggy is ready...

http://www.whitingweber.com/_images/pig_cartoon_with_forks.jpg

 

 

Trudy, I think YOU may be TOO MUCH even for a seasoned pro like Lance ?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BTf9F0Oso4A/UGK8IGIOYDI/AAAAAAAAJEs/Wqc9tnek4-Y/s1600/weird-people.jpg

[stop]

Trudy, I think YOU may be TOO MUCH even for a seasoned pro like Lance ?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BTf9F0Oso4A/UGK8IGIOYDI/AAAAAAAAJEs/Wqc9tnek4-Y/s1600/weird-people.jpg

 

you have posted some interesting pics on this board but this one takes the cake.....this is just downright creepy...the whole ensemble, the nose, the look, its all just too much for me...it kind of looks like Matt Lucas getting ready to do a leather pride event. Well done JJ!

[+ Lance_Navarro]

I know WOOF right!?! he is a sexy fucker

Ahhhhh, you're too sweet!

[jjkrkwood]

you have posted some interesting pics on this board but this one takes the cake.....this is just downright creepy...the whole ensemble, the nose, the look, its all just too much for me...it kind of looks like Matt Lucas getting ready to do a leather pride event. Well done JJ!

 

 

Thanks Jeepo, and I must say, your pic reply was a BOLD choice. Kudos for fearlessness.... Daddy woulda had my ass if I posted it.... (But I love it, it gave my tongue a boner)

[+ Eric Hassan]

It smells like an Axis 2 diagnosis in here.

[+ Truereview]

Trudy, I think YOU may be TOO MUCH even for a seasoned pro like Lance ?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BTf9F0Oso4A/UGK8IGIOYDI/AAAAAAAAJEs/Wqc9tnek4-Y/s1600/weird-people.jpg

Well, you know what they say: behind every hungry piggy, there is a big bad wolf

http://www.teachingheart.net/pighandpuppet.gif

[jjkrkwood]

Well, you know what they say: behind every hungry piggy, there is a big bad wolf

http://www.teachingheart.net/pighandpuppet.gif

 

 

So True, but I aint into bestiality.... I hope THIS is behind me, or in front, or on top......

 

[+ Truereview]

So True, but I aint into bestiality.... I hope THIS is behind me, or in front, or on top......

 

I'm sure you are talking about the hay. I'm fedexing a bale as we speak. Enjoy din-din

[jjkrkwood]

I'm sure you are talking about the hay. I'm fedexing a bale as we speak. Enjoy din-din

 

 

Next time, make it UPS.....

 

http://sissydude.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tumblr_mcy22z7w3R1r8ded2o1_500.jpg

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Thanks Jeepo, and I must say, your pic reply was a BOLD choice. Kudos for fearlessness.... Daddy woulda had my ass if I posted it.... (But I love it, it gave my tongue a boner)

 

ohhh i thought since it was anime it was ok....woopsy

[Seaworld]

ok I'm going to say what many of us are thinking. Bullshit. I don't know what your motive is for this thread but something is amiss. You talk about spending all this time with him and traveling to all these different locations. One review you say that you crossed the line with him and he cut you off so to speak. In the second review you say he is retiring. That review by the way was on 3/29/16. Then you start this thread and say how you "Saw a post about bodybuilder Colton retired from the biz" You are the one that posted this in your review.

 

then your story unravels before our eyes and quite frankly it seems like you can't get the story straight. Now I am not saying that he didn't show up for the alleged appointment but I think there is much much more to this story that you are telling us.

 

Another thing that really sticks out for me is this line from your review: "Dude, wake up, this is a simple hire, don't expect other things" I am wondering here if you forgot that this was a business relationship and perhaps thought it was more. From my perspective it seems a bit like you are stalking him.

 

This whole thing IS Bullshit. I have no intention to clarify the timeline and stories blah blah anymore. What happened and how I treated him, he knows, I know. How things end up like this? One post said it very well. I'm not learning from same mistake I made on this guy time and time again.

[Seaworld]

Sounds to me like you need to get over your obsession with this particular guy. More so it sounds like you go above and beyond to impress him, but it isn't working. Like others have said, $1500 for a hook-up room is a bit over the top escpecially for a 1-2 hr session. I can see the expenditure if it was an overnight. And its really difficult to have empathy for people that continue making the SAME mistakes, and ignoring the lesson that is trying to be taught them... I suspect there is another side to this story that we haven't heard, but taking it at face value, the recommendation would be "get over him and move along".. Obviously money is not a problem for you, so there are many honorable guys out there that will meet your standards AND take your money. That would be a win/win for you.

 

I wouldn't say "above and beyond". I didn't do anything that is beyond my normal spending habit to impress him. Just things I do normally. But you are right, my attempt to impress him did not work at all on this guy. Should not continue after first overnight I did with him.

 

Just ironic when I bought him a little Christmas gift, those store sales guy asked me what is for, I said a little gift for a friend. Those sales guys were like, can I be your friend?? Then I'm think, well, this guy I'm buying gift for, actually couldn't try enough to push me away.

[jjkrkwood]

I wouldn't say "above and beyond". I didn't do anything that is beyond my normal spending habit to impress him. Just things I do normally. But you are right, my attempt to impress him did not work at all on this guy. Should not continue after first overnight I did with him.

 

Just ironic when I bought him a little Christmas gift, those store sales guy asked me what is for, I said a little gift for a friend. Those sales guys were like, can I be your friend?? Then I'm think, well, this guy I'm buying gift for, actually couldn't try enough to push me away.

 

SeaWorld, I think the thing you should take away from this is "You can't always get what you want", and "It's not always about Money". Its a harsh reality to be rejected, especially after a high monitary cost. You can always make more money, but you cant always recapture self respect.... Cut the guy loose.... he's given you more than enough indication he doesn't want to be "Had"...

[Will Do]

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[Seaworld]

SeaWorld, I think the thing you should take away from this is "You can't always get what you want", and "It's not always about Money". Its a harsh reality to be rejected, especially after a high monitary cost. You can always make more money, but you cant always recapture self respect.... Cut the guy loose....

 

"You can't always get what you want" That's exactly my problem is. I guess part of growing up is to learn this.

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seems like colton doesn't want you to be his sugardaddy anymore lol... You must have done something really big because I don't know many escorts whom would choose to walk from one that seems to spend that much money. If your spending 1500 on a hotel for 1/2 hours who knows what you spend on him. Anyhoo seems like you are attached to him, they are plenty of muscled straight acting guys who want to be worshipped on rentmen you could hire anyone with the amount it seems you have,

 

Anyhoo just putting this out there in the universe. Anyone who wants to be my sugardaddy contact me. I can cook, clean and look good in a swimsuit .

 

i think the fact that Colton doesn't want him to be his sugerdaddy speaks volumes...you may be smart to steer clear Dominiking

[Seaworld]

seems like colton doesn't want you to be his sugardaddy anymore lol... You must have done something really big because I don't know many escorts whom would choose to walk from one that seems to spend that much money. If your spending 1500 on a hotel for 1/2 hours who knows what you spend on him. Anyhoo seems like you are attached to him, they are plenty of muscled straight acting guys who want to be worshipped on rentmen you could hire anyone with the amount it seems you have,

 

Anyhoo just putting this out there in the universe. Anyone who wants to be my sugardaddy contact me. I can cook, clean and look good in a swimsuit .

 

Nobody believes this because it doesn't make sense to anybody. I can't believe it myself. I'm paying him 2000 a day to take him to spa, dinner, activities, blah blah, with very limited play time, then he constantly complains how everything is so unfair for him. I don't know what is his definition of "fair" but I have to say, this guy does not have any work ethic. Which sure explained his financial situation when he's almost reaching his 40s.