Question for the Italians

[whipped guy]

If someone asks where in Italy you are from, you always say you are from the place highest up the boot because that will give you the highest class. And if you are Sicilian, just forget about it.

Actually when you say you are Sicilian most of us get scared shitless (and as such you earn respect) as we all know that one call to Uncle Vito and one can easily become part of a bridge abutment on the Lower East Side of Manhattan!

[TruthBTold]

Unfortunately I am only half Sicilian so just have half the resources to draw on. My grandfather was in one of the gangs opposing Al Capone, but that's another story.