Febrile hallucination or is this how life happens now?

[+ purplekow]

I have had a fever to 103.0 with multiple spikes to 102.7. I developed one while at work, and I left and stopped midafternoon at Whole Foods to get some soup. While In Whole Foods I noticed a very hot worker with a green hat, tight green shirt and a button that said, F**K ME I'm Irish. That seemed hot and inappropriate at the same time. I paid for my soup and went out to the parking lot, and the young man parked next to me was getting out of his car and into a wheelchair. Within about 30 second, the worker with the hot body and the hot button comes running out and says to the handsome young man in the wheelchair: It has been a long time Where have you been.

Reply: Around What about you? First hot guy: Same. Around. First Hot Guy: You in a wheelchair now?

Second Hot guy (in the wheelchair) For about a Month. First hot guy after a brief pause: You wanna fuck? Second hot guy: Sure First Hot guy: Let me tell my boss I am leaving, Second Hot guy Gets into his car and waits about a minute. First Hot guy runs out, removes Tshirt and hopes in the front seat. Off they drive. I wish I had bough some popcorn to eat while snooping unashamedly.

Anyone else get this kind of service at Whole Foods?

[tyro]

Not even at Aldi...

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[+ glennnn]

This is why I need to hang out with you! I never encounter these riveting public moments on my own.

 

Hope the soup was good. Get well soon, Kow!

[+ purplekow]

The soup was good. Suburban NJ Whole Foods, who knew