Woman Dies With Cucumber In Her Mouth

[thickornotatall]

http://nypost.com/2016/02/24/woman-dies-after-lover-forgets-to-take-cucumber-out-of-her-mouth/

[Guest countryboywny]

Why didn't she just pull it out??

[+ Truereview]

She was too drunk and fell into a coma after the cucumber caught off her breathing. At least he didn't leave his own "cucumber" in her mouth...that coulda been interesting. By the way, in my book, he gets brownie points for remembering to feed the dog.

[+ nycman]

I'm not so sure I buy the whole story.....

[+ Truereview]

I'm not so sure I buy the whole story.....

I agree! What heterosexual man would ever hook up with a woman his own age?

[rvwnsd]

I agree! What heterosexual man would ever hook up with a woman his own age?

I think they do things differently in Germany.

[LADoug1]

“I ran to the kitchen, fed my dog and then went on to the balcony to smoke a cigarette.”

 

See - another reason why smoking is bad for your health. In this case second hand smoke. LOL