Ken Dolls Are Reimagined With More Realistic Body Types

[BabyBoomer]

I am adequate, but no Raging Stallion videos are in my future.....

 

What about the past?

 

~ Boomer ~

[Kuriousity]

Trust me--no one would be overly interested in seeing me on their 52 inch tv bent over the edge of the couch. I'm not something that fell from a dog's ass...but I also know I am not porn quality.

[geminibear]

I can hear it now: Oh the tattoo is a deal breaker! Oh his clothes are not appropriate! His head is not proportionate to the rest of his body! That's a bad dye job!

 

Sample Review: Billy was just an OK hire. Nice body, but he didn't speak the entire time we were together and despite my searching, I could not find a handle or a deposit box.

When I read this I laughed so hard I spit my afternoon espresso out. ...Much to the relief of my coworkers. Someone just told me they think I might drink to much caffeine...hogwash.

[geminibear]

Trust me--no one would be overly interested in seeing me on their 52 inch tv bent over the edge of the couch. I'm not something that fell from a dog's ass...but I also know I am not porn quality.

I bet I know somebody that would disagree.

[Kuriousity]

Shhh....don't talk like that.....I do not want contractors annoyed at me......

[marylander1940]

http://designtaxi.com/news/384056/Ken-Dolls-Are-Reimagined-With-More-Realistic-Body-Types/

 

The series includes: ‘Beach DadBod Ken’, ‘Bearded Hipster Ken’, ‘Balding Ken’, ‘Petite Ken’, ‘Asian Ken’ and ‘African American Ken’. The dolls’ apparels are modeled after actual clothes sold on Lyst.

 

 

http://editorial.designtaxi.com/editorial-images/news-realistickendolls030216/Ken-Dolls-Realistic-Body-Types-Lyst.jpg

 

 

next step into realism.

 

 

http://www.media2.hw-static.com/wp-content/uploads/team-america-world-police-movie-still-michael-moore-voiced-by-trey-parker_2420434-400x305.jpeg

[LADoug1]

 

Kevin Slater

ROFLMAO

[+ friendofsheila]

I want to see Internet User Ken. What would he look like?

[+ Truereview]

I want to see Internet User Ken. What would he look like?

In the spirit of "keeping it real" how does this Internet User Ken look?

 

http://www.mille-soeren.dk/07_Clipart_JPG_GIF/12_funny_computer/old_man_computer_ani_fun.gif

[Guest KongKingBing]

yea, I know, actually when he used to post as a rentboy he advertised a large cock, but don't konw from first hand experience. I see him in weho every so often. Not sure if he moved here from Chicago or just comes here a lot. He really creeps me out...I am sure he is a nice man, I just personally find it strange how much work he has had done. One thing I will give him props for, he got somebody else to pay for most of it. Kuddos to him.

 

If you see him take a picture of him for us. I want to see how he looks without any photoshop etc.

 

I heard he only does overnights and weekends; I just want him for a few hours.

[+ FreshFluff]

First Barbie, now Ken? Is nothing sacred anymore? By the way, where is horny escort-hiring Ken? Maybe he looks like this?

 

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dPRlxKrarPU/TrK1wxq-dtI/AAAAAAAABaw/mwKRUz8dL3U/s1600/wile+e.+coyote.jpg

 

More like this.

[+ stevenkesslar]

And don't forgot the line of very tasteful accessories:

 

http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.25361396.8297/papergc,441x415,w,ffffff.2.jpg

 

http://www.redbubble.com/people/topherlee/works/12428297-gay-boy-dolls?p=throw-pillow&size=small&type=cover-only&utm_source=google&utm_medium=google_products&utm_campaign=shopping&country_code=US&gclid=Cj0KEQjw94-6BRDkk568hcyg3-YBEiQAnmuwkpav_s1Rbcy6BKMG6Ybv-XqrOwtRYkSUxsDlCqUKXWYaAuFN8P8HAQ

 

My boyfriend Kenny is on top of it. In addition to being crazy sexy, he's super resourceful.

[Mount N Do]

I can hear it now: Oh the tattoo is a deal breaker! Oh his clothes are not appropriate! His head is not proportionate to the rest of his body! That's a bad dye job!

 

Sample Review: Billy was just an OK hire. Nice body, but he didn't speak the entire time we were together and despite my searching, I could not find a handle or a deposit box.

I don’t think the full beauty of this comment has been yet realized.

Bravo sir...

[Mount N Do]

And don't forgot the line of very tasteful accessories:

 

http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.25361396.8297/papergc,441x415,w,ffffff.2.jpg

 

http://www.redbubble.com/people/topherlee/works/12428297-gay-boy-dolls?p=throw-pillow&size=small&type=cover-only&utm_source=google&utm_medium=google_products&utm_campaign=shopping&country_code=US&gclid=Cj0KEQjw94-6BRDkk568hcyg3-YBEiQAnmuwkpav_s1Rbcy6BKMG6Ybv-XqrOwtRYkSUxsDlCqUKXWYaAuFN8P8HAQ

 

My boyfriend Kenny is on top of it. In addition to being crazy sexy, he's super resourceful.

And this...

LMAOOOOOO