Jesse Santana in Dallas

[MikeyGMin]

No reviews or board chatter for more than a year. Does anyone have any recent information on Jesse?

 

http://rentmen.com/JesseSantana

 

Yes, he has a Prince Albert. Get over it. Responses that "it's not your thing" or a "deal breaker" for you are not particularly helpful, but go ahead if you must.

 

Would love to know if anyone has actually hired him.

 

Thanks!

[+ g56whiz]

Walking viagra for me. I think I saw in a local rag that he's appearing somewhere in Florida about now.

[+ Topseed]

I've met him. Sex on a stick. Fine body and great skills.

 

He's in Ft. Lauderdale right now.

[mattr]

I can't see the name Santana without without thinking about Roseanne Roseannadanna and her epic SNL "Weekend Update" rant on Bo Derek

 

"Well, Jane, it just goes to show you, it's always something! If it's not one thing, it's another! If you don't know how to breastfeed your baby, or Bo Derek makes you sick at Tiffany's. It's just like the little song my father used to sing to me before I went to bed at night. He'd tuck me into bed, and he would sing to me this song, written by musically-happening cousin - Carlos Santana Roseannadanna. And it went like this [ singing ]:

 

"You've got to change your perfect ways, Bo Derek

before I-I-I sta-a-art loving you.

You've got to change, Bo Derek

'Cause I-I-I do-o-on't envy you.

You got perfect skin and white teeth, and you got perfect clothes

but you also got a black hair hanging out of your nose.

This can't go on

Lord knows this can't go o-o-o-on!" "

 

Anyone too young to remember Roseanne, or Bo Derek, or for that matter Carlos Santana, can go fuck themselves...

[MikeyGMin]

I've met him. Sex on a stick. Fine body and great skills.

 

He's in Ft. Lauderdale right now.

 

Now we're talking. Thank you. He'll have to find his way home to Dallas eventually.

[buckguy]

Flaky. He was going to be in DC. I made an appointment. Sent a follow-up email re: how to reconfirm. No response. He texted me a few days later saying he was available that evening. I wasn't.

[Despardo]

I can't see the name Santana without without thinking about Roseanne Roseannadanna and her epic SNL "Weekend Update" rant on Bo Derek

 

"Well, Jane, it just goes to show you, it's always something! If it's not one thing, it's another! If you don't know how to breastfeed your baby, or Bo Derek makes you sick at Tiffany's. It's just like the little song my father used to sing to me before I went to bed at night. He'd tuck me into bed, and he would sing to me this song, written by musically-happening cousin - Carlos Santana Roseannadanna. And it went like this [ singing ]:

 

"You've got to change your perfect ways, Bo Derek

before I-I-I sta-a-art loving you.

You've got to change, Bo Derek

'Cause I-I-I do-o-on't envy you.

You got perfect skin and white teeth, and you got perfect clothes

but you also got a black hair hanging out of your nose.

This can't go on

Lord knows this can't go o-o-o-on!" "

 

Anyone too young to remember Roseanne, or Bo Derek, or for that matter Carlos Santana, can go fuck themselves...

I loved to watch Jane Curtin sitting there in obvious pain trying hard not to react in any way to Gilda's ramblings--until she just couldn't stand it anymore. My favorite was Gilda's narrative about Gloria Vanderbilt wearing really tight pants at a fancy party and then getting a bad case of crotch itch. Or the reference to Roseanne's cousin Pollyanna Roseannadanna.

[jimboivyo]

he'd be on the list if he didn't play bare back

[Guest MikeThomas]

Jesse is a very nice guy and HOT in the sack. He can be hard to schedule, but well worth the effort.

[bigvalboy]

Socialized with him the other night in FTL...not a hire....But a sweet sweet man, very gentle, soft spoken, sexy and made this old man feel like a million bucks. He told me that he was at the BW, not sure if he is still there . Good luck!

[+ WhamIAm]

I second flaky. Left me waiting 20 minutes in a hotel lobby on an in-call. I left. He wasn't very nice about it.

[hornytwells]

isnt he a chain smoker tho........? Cant deal with that breath

[Kuriousity]

he'd be on the list if he didn't play bare back

 

Quite a few escorts skin dive off the meter...and not just hot messes like Santoro. One should always assume the contractor you hire has HIV, Hep C, Syphilis, or Herpes and behave accordingly. Not slamming escorts--that is just me saying assume the worst until/unless informed otherwise, regardless of whether it's a random screw or a contractor.

[Despardo]

Quite a few escorts skin dive off the meter...and not just hot messes like Santoro. One should always assume the contractor you hire has HIV, Hep C, Syphilis, or Herpes and behave accordingly. Not slamming escorts--that is just me saying assume the worst until/unless informed otherwise, regardless of whether it's a random screw or a contractor.

I agree. You have NO IDEA what these guys (or any guys) do (or have done) when they are not with you. In all cases, assume the worst and behave accordingly. My point being, whether they barebacked in films or not really makes no difference.

[buckguy]

Jesse is a very nice guy and HOT in the sack. He can be hard to schedule, but well worth the effort.

I wouldn't bother again given my experience upthread. My experience is that anything other than a brief, explainable hiccup turns out to be a disappointment.

[Kuriousity]

I thought he'd quit sex work to be a chef.

[buckguy]

I thought he'd quit sex work to be a chef.

Thought so, too. Still, it's a profession that starts out with long hours and little pay and relatively few make a big income from it. Sex work is a very efficient way to make a living, by comparison.

[jimboivyo]

Quite a few escorts skin dive off the meter...and not just hot messes like Santoro. One should always assume the contractor you hire has HIV, Hep C, Syphilis, or Herpes and behave accordingly. Not slamming escorts--that is just me saying assume the worst until/unless informed otherwise, regardless of whether it's a random screw or a contractor.

 

it ain't that I would protect myself. it's that as a sex worker he would bare back. that's insane. I don't see insane.

[Kuriousity]

I didn't suggest see him. I'm just saying that it is far more common than anyone here may think.

[MikeyGMin]

Common? Uncommon? Once? Never? The truth is you never know and have to behave according. I understand jimboi's point that he thinks it's crazy therefore he has evidence of craziness. However, I don't consider it that big of a deal and just take appropriate precautions.

 

I am concerned about the reported flakiness, but it sounds like he might be a good time if you actually do connect. And he is sexy AF! If he's in Dallas the next time I am there... I'm willing to throw the dice.

[+ Topseed]

Kuriousity nailed it: many very popular escorts bareback privately or professionally.

[biggerbilly]

For me it's the combination of barebacking and possible drug use that kept me away.

 

I agree to always take precautions because you never know what someone does outside of your session. However once I do know I prefer to completely stay away.

[Tuffpie]

Does anyone know how he's looking these days? Has he maintained the smokin' body?

[Edward]

Jesse looks great. Fit and muscular. He kept waiting in the hotel lobby longer than I should have waited. Always safe sex for me even though I am on prep. He was difficult to schedule. The sex was good, he was very nice. He did keep his eye on the clock.

[Andy2]

Jesse looks great. Fit and muscular. He kept waiting in the hotel lobby longer than I should have waited. Always safe sex for me even though I am on prep. He was difficult to schedule. The sex was good, he was very nice. He did keep his eye on the clock.

 

My experience as well: Jesse is very hard to schedule + very flaky and sometimes eccentric + apparently leads a wild life + is a lot of fun in bed (in my limited experience).

 

The first time I ever met him was great and weird at the same time. So I booked one hour at his hotel; Jesse politely but repeatedly asked me if I would consider booking both him and his then-BF (Kyle King). I politely but repeatedly declined; I really just wanted to see Jesse. I called or texted half an hour before the appointment to confirm, and he said, "You're in luck. I would have bumped you if someone had wanted to do a threesome, but no one has, so I guess we are on." Wow. I had planned my afternoon around this tryst--I guess the whole thing was more contingent than I had assumed.

 

Should I have gone through with the appointment? Well at least this guy is kinda honest, I thought, and seriously hott and into rough play, so I went ahead to his hotel. Jesse and Kyle were staying in a keyed floor, so when I arrived Kyle came down to get me in the elevator for the keyed floor. He was gorgeous and could not have been nicer to me.

 

I got to the room and had a hott, HOTTT, HOTTT!!!!! time with Jesse Santana. Rocking body and wild sexuality. Passionate, sweaty, rough, verbal, and safe.

 

I have seen him a few times since then; Jesse has only gotten flakier, and his body is not the marvel that it once was, but he is still one sexy dude.