Orlando Masseurs?

[+ Massagefreak]

Has anyone been to any of these masseurs? And good feed back?

 

http://www.masseurfinder.com/members/chanceorlando.shtml

 

http://www.masseurfinder.com/members/max10_11.shtml

[+ beethoven]

One of the best masseurs in Florida is RJ in Kissimmee. Sorry, but don't know these two.

 

http://www.massagem4m.com/fl/kissimmee/11304

[+ Billsboy4]

One of the best masseurs in Florida is RJ in Kissimmee. Sorry, but don't know these two.

 

http://www.massagem4m.com/fl/kissimmee/11304

RJ is the best!

[longtime lurker]

First time poster here. Despite my profile name, I only started "lurking" this past year. No experience in the adventurous world of "deli", but have sampled "spa".

 

Regarding the above posts...

 

First... might as well provide three updated links since Masseurfinder reformatted their site in order to accommodate the Motion Picture Production Code. (Just a little Hollywood history humor there... and we all know why.) These are probably their cheaper "heal" profiles, but you can easily find "relax" on the same site.

 

http://www.masseurfinder.com/members/rjinspired.shtml

http://www.masseurfinder.com/members/chanceorlando.shtml

http://www.masseurfinder.com/members/max10_10.shtml

 

I have not met RJ or Tony, but have seen Max a couple times and can vouch for him. I have even contributed a little to his many profile reviews, but... obviously... just because I like him doesn't necessarily mean he's everybody's type. No doubt the RJ fans above will stay happily content with him. (I once saw a YouTube video of him showing off his acrobatic skills, but I wouldn't be able to find it now.) I have viewed Anthony's profile periodically over the past year or two. He "reads" as a nice steady "what you see is what you get" type. Apparently he also does (or did recently) four hands work with a partner.

 

Like RJ, Max has profiles on two other sites that are more descriptive. I like the Rentmasseur interviews because they reveal a lot about the guys' personalities.

 

https://www.massagem4m.com/fl/orlando/16835

http://rentmasseur.com/MuchoBanana

 

He is quite talkative and philosophical, but also a disciplined perfectionist with nice big hands and good intuition.

 

It was mentioned among his reviews that he resembles the younger Sean Connery... and, yeah, I can vouch for that too. Somewhat different personality and replace a British-Scottish accent with a Spanish one. A much better singer than Sean, if you prod him to. At the time of my first visit a while back, I was going through a very dark period in my life and he... has been a very positive influence on me, personality-wise.

 

Going a bit off topic...

 

I have enjoyed visiting this forum with all of its highly intellectual discussions (including the political threads). I can't begin to appreciate all of the hard work those working in spa, deli and other areas ("sacred intimacy" included?) that form the backbone of this forum... some discussing their work here. Some of us had some physical and psychological problems in our past that have stunted us a bit as adults and we need guiding experts in intimacy, regardless how far it goes (since some of us just need some basic bonding experience). Hope I didn't get too windy here.

Edited March 28, 2016 by longtime lurker

[longtime lurker]

Since the above post was my first here and I foolishly chose the profile name of "longtime lurker" (which might imply I am some sort of spy or depraved internet junkie), I got a little nervous about it taking so long "waiting for moderation". I went back and did some editing, even though there wasn't anything provocative. (After all, this is the "spa" section, not "deli", so I will not discuss anything beyond the usual "back rub" here. That is all that happens with a masseur, am I right? Or at least the only thing that gets reported.)

 

Initially when comparing Max to Sean Connery, I mentioned that I have enjoyed my "mantalks" with him and posted the following clip from GOLDFINGER for added humor. I will add it again just in case it is OK.

 

This clip always amused me because it somehow BELONGS on this thread (massage scene included, although the setting is Miami instead of Orlando) and "mantalk" always means something different to me than to the clueless bikini blonde here. I don't know... maybe I am just amused by how fast James Bond loses interest in HER the moment Felix arrives...

 

[fratphysicals]

I saw Max a few weeks ago. He would not shut up! Talked the entire massage and I couldn't understand half of what he was saying. Mediocre massage at best with an ending, but overall creepy guy and not a relaxing experience. I would not recommend. Orlando has very slim pickings.

[longtime lurker]

*chuckle chuckle* You would probably find me very creepy too. Only I don't talk much. I let others do all of the talking.

 

Sounds like your session might have happened right after one of mine. I probably demanded and used up all of his vital energy. I have a tendency to exhaust everybody, including those who simply give me a haircut and check the oil in my engine. Probably should avoid the "deli" section, since there is no telling how much havoc I could cause there.

 

Oooooooh well. All joking aside, like I said above: "obviously... just because I like him doesn't necessarily mean he's everybody's type." Hopefully you can agree to disagree with me here since I liked him enough for repeat visits. Then again, I may not be as terribly nitpicky regarding specifics that you judge these guys by. One thing that I have learned on this forum is that some folks don't feel neutral: either you really like somebody or really don't.

Edited May 13, 2016 by longtime lurker

[+ MasssageGuy]

RJ is OUTSTANDING! One of the best there is. Ask him about his "body bliss" massage.

[samK]

I saw Max a few weeks ago. He would not shut up! Talked the entire massage and I couldn't understand half of what he was saying. Mediocre massage at best with an ending, but overall creepy guy and not a relaxing experience. I would not recommend. Orlando has very slim pickings.

True about Orlando- but here are my 3 favorites for those looking for a good at massage, sexy as hell massuer and clean/ sane/ safe:

 

https://www.masseurfinder.com/members/peterts.shtml

or

https://www.masseurfinder.com/members/malepreferedlmt.shtml

or

https://www.masseurfinder.com/members/sergey_rus.shtml

 

 

We all have types, and they all look Much Better in person. -xx

[ncc1701d]

Anyone with recent experience on Peter T? Is the massage good, in the nude and with HE?

[dreamboy13]

Do. NOT. Book. Max.

 

He is so annoying. And he just blabs on and on.

Would not close his mouth for a second. And was making jokes and half the time I didn’t know what he was saying.

 

I’m of middle eastern background and he asked me if I was a terrorist. Totally rude and messed up my mood. I stayed for the hell of it and was not impressed. The massage has potential to be amazing if he just shut the hell up and worked his hands. The release was sub par.

 

I actually couldn’t wait to get out. Yes a sweet person for the most part and has so much potential but dayum he blabs a lot. It was not relaxing at all. Hard pass.

[ncc1701d]

Thanks. Booked Peter T for now based on other discussions here.......

[Scorpio]

Do. NOT. Book. Max.

 

He is so annoying. And he just blabs on and on.

Would not close his mouth for a second. And was making jokes and half the time I didn’t know what he was saying.

 

I’m of middle eastern background and he asked me if I was a terrorist. Totally rude and messed up my mood. I stayed for the hell of it and was not impressed. The massage has potential to be amazing if he just shut the hell up and worked his hands. The release was sub par.

 

I actually couldn’t wait to get out. Yes a sweet person for the most part and has so much potential but dayum he blabs a lot. It was not relaxing at all. Hard pass.

 

Ditto.....except for the being Middle Eastern part!