Removed By Order Of The Fire Marshall

[sincitymix]

We all have the right to commiserate here. Self-pity feels good. I joined a pity party on Quora, and it felt great.

 

I also don't see it as having anything to do with being gay. Gman is similar to me in many ways. He's also like most people I know in that they all have some major insecurity.

Very true. everyone has some sort of derangement or neurosis

[Wolfer]

For the record, I don't see how going on about the sexual prowess of other underendowed men is taking the thread in a more positive direction vis-a-vis G-man.

This, so much. People do that with me too whenever I frustratingly vent about the seemingly enless parade of size queens I deal with and it just... doesn't help. If anything, it frustrates me more. All the reasons on why are way too complex and many to list here, but I think it sorta boils down to it coming across like the following attitute: "Don't worry, you can also have good sex even though you're dick isn't big," if that makes sense.

 

DISCLAIMER: I'm not saying that's the intent of people when relating stories about sexual delights with average sized men. I'm fully aware that these stories are meant to help and come from a place of caring and wanting someone to feel better. So I'm grateful to see that people care.

[sincitymix]

This, so much. People do that with me too whenever I frustratingly vent about the seemingly enless parade of size queens I deal with and it just... doesn't help. If anything, it frustrates me more. All the reasons on why are way too complex and many to list here, but I think it sorta boils down to it coming across like the following attitute: "Don't worry, you can also have good sex even though you're dick isn't big," if that makes sense.

 

DISCLAIMER: I'm not saying that's the intent of people when relating stories about sexual delights with average sized men. I'm fully aware that these stories are meant to help and come from a place of caring and wanting someone to feel better. So I'm grateful to see that people care.

the reverse can also be true. I knew a guy who was always complaining about how big and thick he was, that no one wanted to let him fuck them girls and guys, everyone was afraid of it.. etc etc etc. I saw it while at a party.. yeah.. id say he has a Shetland pony somewhere in his ancestry.

[Mikegaite]

Gman, you know I love you, but I think it's time someone posted a photo of the fire marshall referenced in the title of this thread.

[+ Gar1eth]

Gman, you know I love you, but I think it's time someone posted a photo of the fire marshall referenced in the title of this thread.

[sincitymix]

Oi.. Its to delicious to even describe..

[Moondance]

Forget the cute bottom hookup in the story. Gman, what are you doing Friday night, Papito?

 

How quickly fortunes change in GmanLand! One day things are going badly; the next day the ever-charming Truereview is asking him out. (And on a Friday night, no less.) I have quickly gone from wishing Gman the best, to being jealous.

 

TR, if you two aren't going steady by then, I'm available next Friday.

[+ Truereview]

How quickly fortunes change in GmanLand! One day things are going badly; the next day the ever-charming Truereview is asking him out. (And on a Friday night, no less.) I have quickly gone from wishing Gman the best, to being jealous.

 

TR, if you two aren't going steady by then, I'm available next Friday.

Too late, MoonD. I already moved in with Gman - in my head that is.

[+ Truereview]

...I think it sorta boils down to it coming across like the following attitute: "Don't worry, you can also have good sex even though you're dick isn't big," if that makes sense.

 

the reverse can also be true. I knew a guy who was always complaining about how big and thick he was, that no one wanted to let him fuck them girls and guys, everyone was afraid of it.. etc etc etc.

 

Somehow, I'm feeling blessed to just be average.

[Moondance]

Too late, MoonD. I already moved in with Gman - in my head that is.

 

Oh well [sigh] ... another Friday night sitting home watching my old VHS copy of Where the Boys Are ...

[+ Truereview]

Oh well [sigh] ... another Friday night sitting home watching my old VHS copy of Where the Boys Are ...

VHS?

 

In all seriousness, MoodD, I'd be so lucky to get a date with a person of your taste, eye for candy, and generous nature. Slurp! I will be waiting outside my door at my place in LA next Friday. You drive, I cover din-din. Wash up good, in case, you know...we meet some celebrity or something.....

[Moondance]

VHS?

 

In all seriousness, MoodD, I'd be so lucky to get a date with a person of your taste, eye for candy, and generous nature. Slurp! I will be waiting outside my door at my place in LA next Friday. You drive, I cover din-din. Wash up good, in case, you know...we meet some celebrity or something.....

 

Not only charming, but such a talented flirt!

 

I believe it was our friend Gem who previously gave me a hard time about having a PC ... what with that humiliation out in the open, why not admit to still owning a VHS player too?

 

While I believe you and Gman will be on the same coast next Friday, I (sadly) will be on the opposite one.

[+ quoththeraven]

We all have the right to commiserate here. Self-pity feels good. I joined a pity party on Quora, and it felt great.

 

My experiences with self-pity are not as positive as yours. I vent on Twitter and here occasionally, but with the things that affect me personally, I'd be better off directing that energy at doing something about the situation. Unfortunately, my medical/pain issues don't leave me with a lot of energy for srs bizness in any given day.

 

Venting works great for my Twitter acquaintances who are in the middle of grading exams, though.

[+ Gar1eth]

Well I took y'all's advice and contacted the guy again. He responded to my hello. But after that there has been a 7 hour delay on his part in responding back after I mentioned I'd like to see him again. But I'm sure it just means he's out of service range currently, right?

 

Then there are the two army guys I met this summer. One is very cute and in his late 20's. But the guy likes to be dominated and barebacks bottom (I've never touched him bare). Oh did I mention he likes to smoke meth and dress up with a wig and black fishnet stuff (picture Dr. Frankenfurter from Rocky Horror). When I first met him, I didn't know all the dangerous stuff he was into. I'm not really that into seeing him again. But he texts me every few weeks when he's high. Tells me to come over then a few minutes later comes up with an excuse for me not to. I'm just as glad. Maybe I'd chance it if I were on Prep-I'd still wrap up. But with him I'd need extra protection. And basically I'm just as happy not to meet with him although it's a shame as he is incredibly cute.

 

Then there's the other army guy I met this summer. He's over 6'3". (I like tall guys although short is good too). In his late 30's-more of an ectomorph build. He's a ginger but not much body hair. He has a very attractive cut tallywacker about 6-1/2 to 7 inches I'd say. When we met off of Grindr he said he hadn't really been with a guy for like 10 years until recently. But also same amount of time or longer for being with a female. He says he's bisexual and trying to suppress being gay. But I certainly see him see spending a lot of time on Grindr for someone trying to suppress their gay activities. He usually spends his weekends getting drunk at home. We met like four times over the summer. One time I accidentally hurt him by entering too fast. I apologized. I didnt mean to. After that all he wanted to do was oral. But at the end of July he was going out of town for a month. He didn't want to see me right before. When he came back he invited me over twice. Once he stopped communicating at a certain point. I can't remember if I drove the 20 minutes to his place. If I did he didn't let me in. When we texted later, he said he had passed out. He did something similar another time. I went over. He wouldn't let me in. Later he told me two separate stories. One time he told me when I arrived he was with another guy. Later he said that was a lie and he was passed out again. So we didn't talk for three months. I took him out of my contacts. Two weeks ago he texts me of of the blue. He says he wanted to know how I am. In the course of the conversation he said something about meeting. Ten seconds later he said-no don't come over.

 

I'll tell you what worries me. No offense to anyone in the military or who has been in it. But I have to hope these two sergeants are not representative of our fighting forces.

 

Gman