Great Shirtless Eye Candy

[ServeUncutUncle]

http://www.gayoutdoors.com/page-connect.cfm?typeofsite=star-detail

[Will]

I came across this site the other day myself. And I find it sort of weird. Every picture of every guy I saw on the site looks as though it were made by a professional photographer, and all the models look like professionals, right down to the satin skin, uniform tans, waxed eyebrows, and all the rest. It's hard to picture some of those glacier-faced boys with bee-stung lips and humorless eyes on a camping trip. To me, they look like gay-for-pay versions of Paris Hilton, and for that reason more repellant than attractive. Of course, that's my sense of things, a matter of taste.

[Candyman]

I have to agree. The only time they look like they spent outdoors was the trip from their car to the tanning salon.

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

Damn!! This is a tough crowd early on. We are talking eye candy not beef jerky. :9 As candy goes most of the guys appeal to MY sweet tooth BIG TIME. I also like (steroid-free) beef, it's whats for dinner! Now what time is it? }(

[Candyman]

I didn't say they weren't good to look at. In fact I would love to rub the Coppertone all over their bodies. See I really am a nice guy.

Just "outdoors guys" isn't the right discription :9

[Rick Munroe]

>It's hard to picture some of those glacier-faced boys with

>bee-stung lips and humorless eyes on a camping trip.

 

Can I nominate this for Sentence-of-the-Month? Very vivid and spot-on, Will!

[Trixie]

RE: Great Shirtless Sentence of the Month

 

My favorite was "gay-for-pay versions of Paris Hilton"!

Buried somewhere in the introduction was the notion that this site was for outdoor enthusiasts, both gay and lesbian. I can only assume this means that a few of those pics are of very flat-chested dykes.

 

La Trix

[Guest]

Every time I visit one of these sites, I have to clear my hard drive of web-tracking software...

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Flat Chested Muff Diving

 

>I can only assume this

>means that a few of those pics are of very

>flat-chested dykes.

 

There is a link to a carpet store near the bottom.

[Trixie]

RE: Flat Chested Muff Diving

 

Ahh, rug-burns on my buttocks... my very favorite reason to stay indoors!

 

Trix