Advice on Euromuscle?

[fromcali]

Anyone have any experience/advice on Euromuscle visiting DC area.

Rates seem reasonable. No reviews. Definitely hot.

http://rentmen.com/euromuscle

 

Thanks!

[MrMiniver]

Anyone have any experience/advice on Euromuscle visiting DC area.

Rates seem reasonable. No reviews. Definitely hot.

http://rentmen.com/euromuscle

 

Thanks!

 

Damn. You're right. He's super hot. In every way. Here's hoping this one is real.

[Andy2]

Red Flags Galore:

 

1. Advance payment via paypal = fishy to me

2. Payment in advance is usually a bad sign

3. No reviews and skittish attitude (to say the least) in response to reasonable inquiries

 

Yes, everyone should steer clear of this one. Shudder . . . .

[IndyGuy]

A guy that hot would have some reviews. Too bad he's likely not legit.

[+ tristanbaldwin]

Oh trust me, story gets even more bizarre / irrational- here's where I add to it!

 

I happen to be in DC working, and I get a random text from a 707 number identifying himself as a fellow industry worker, and offering up a phone #(fromcali's), and bad mouthing him - saying all sorts of awful things about him and telling me to stay away from him, as one escort to another. This message was sent MASS TEXT to every single escort on the Washington Rentmen.

 

Well guess what? FromCali and I happen to know each other from...a pleasant encounter... so I recognized the phone number! So this crazy escort not only did the things mentioned above to Cali, then took the time to message every guy on Washington, bad mouthing him. He even boasted about putting Cali on the 'badboyreport' and sent me a link to it! Madness!

 

For any of the Washington based escorts or touring escorts reading this; Cali is most certainly not any of the negative things described- he's reliable, written in black ink, triplicate! This escort was just a scammer, clearly- trying to get him to send PayPal yet didn't wanna send a recent face pic, or a face pic with a date written on a notecard?

 

The minute someone can't do such a small step as taking a selfie with a date on it, shows something is up. We should call it the Kessler-Test, a selfie required by escorts the day before a session to prove their legit, with a date written on a card..irrefutable.

[MrMiniver]

Thanks for the info, cali and tristan (and how have you been? I haven't texted you in a long time) .... it would be even sadder if he really is that hot.

I never understand when I approach a new escort (new to me) without reviews anywhere and ask for a pic with today's date on it. It's not that hard. If you're really doing this, you would comply with that simple request.

[mike carey]

Oh trust me, story gets even more bizarre / irrational- here's where I add to it!

I love it, the hive mind of the Forum catches up with all the scammers and flakes one way or another. There's enough information on escorts and clients (and to be sure, well judged impressions of what they are like) that when someone offers another critique, it is quite quickly accepted or dismissed by the forum at large. Tristan, thank you for shining a light on what this guy is like!!

[+ Gar1eth]

Just to add to the kerfuffle, at 2340 Pacific Standard Time on 11/10/2015 or on 10/11/2015 for our non-American friends (and to make sure everyone is totally clear the 1oth day of November 2015 CE), Rentmen has Euromuscle's ad as being recently expired, but at the same time while the ad is expired it also shows him as CURRENTLY LOGGED IN!!!

 

Gman

[+ stevenkesslar]

The minute someone can't do such a small step as taking a selfie with a date on it, shows something is up. We should call it the Kessler-Test, a selfie required by escorts the day before a session to prove their legit, with a date written on a card..irrefutable.

 

Actually, Tristan, the "Kesslar test" is a very specific patented procedure that involves gradually inserting my penis in a mouth or anus with the specific goal of stimulating mutual orgasm. I will demonstrate it to you, gladly, next year in Palm Springs. What you are thinking about is a different procedure that involves simply ferreting out scammers.

 

Regardless, you are 100 % correct that this illustrates why a selfie policy makes sense to verify certain Rentmen advertisers are real - like those suspected of being scammers like Euromuscle. Can you all email Laars at Rentmen and pass a link to this thread along to him and ask him for the 137th time whether he will start using selfies to verify and screen out scammy advertisers in cases like this where there is documentation of abuse?

 

I'm in Mexico for a week and promise I will do the same when I get home this weekend. I'm just going to keep being a bitch until we get a straight up YES or NO from Laars. So far my view is he has been trying to cooperate.

[+ Gar1eth]

Actually, Tristan, the "Kesslar test" is a very specific patented procedure that involves gradually inserting my penis in a mouth or anus with the specific goal of stimulating mutual orgasm.

 

My gosh-shades of the "How Weird Is This Thread" I have formulated something I call the Gman Maneuver which sounds uncannily like your Kesslar Test, Steven. What are the odds?

 

Gman

[Despardo]

Actually, Tristan, the "Kesslar test" is a very specific patented procedure that involves gradually inserting my penis in a mouth or anus with the specific goal of stimulating mutual orgasm. I will demonstrate it to you, gladly, next year in Palm Springs. What you are thinking about is a different procedure that involves simply ferreting out scammers.

 

Regardless, you are 100 % correct that this illustrates why a selfie policy makes sense to verify certain Rentmen advertisers are real - like those suspected of being scammers like Euromuscle. Can you all email Laars at Rentmen and pass a link to this thread along to him and ask him for the 137th time whether he will start using selfies to verify and screen out scammy advertisers in cases like this where there is documentation of abuse?

 

I'm in Mexico for a week and promise I will do the same when I get home this weekend. I'm just going to keep being a bitch until we get a straight up YES or NO from Laars. So far my view is he has been trying to cooperate.

I am in favor of simplicity as having the best chance of overall success. Requiring a selfie with a date to prove it is current is eminently doable, takes little time and costs nothing. Is it foolproof? Of course not. But, to get sites like Rentmen to adopt a new verification policy and to get advertisers to comply with it, the system has to be cheap and easy, otherwise it is doomed from the start. To get people to comply with a new policy about anything, you have to make it easy for them to do so.

[Despardo]

Thanks for the info, cali and tristan (and how have you been? I haven't texted you in a long time) .... it would be even sadder if he really is that hot.

I never understand when I approach a new escort (new to me) without reviews anywhere and ask for a pic with today's date on it. It's not that hard. If you're really doing this, you would comply with that simple request.

Any guy who is really hot does not need to resort to such behavior--unless of course one thinks psychopaths and other assorted lunatics are hot, which is a niche market I suppose.

[+ stevenkesslar]

I am in favor of simplicity as having the best chance of overall success. Requiring a selfie with a date to prove it is current is eminently doable, takes little time and costs nothing. Is it foolproof? Of course not. But, to get sites like Rentmen to adopt a new verification policy and to get advertisers to comply with it, the system has to be cheap and easy, otherwise it is doomed from the start. To get people to comply with a new policy about anything, you have to make it easy for them to do so.

 

This is exactly why I don't think it makes sense to require all escorts to verify their profiles with selfies.

 

I would love to find out the percentage of Rentmen advertisers that get called out for scamming. There's no real way to tell because Rentmen does not provide any way to call out scammers. But even if they did, I'd be surprised if it was more than 10 % of their advertisers, and it would probably be a smaller % of their revenue.

 

It's probably like most things - a large % of cost has to be spent on a small % of problems. The more Rentmen can make it easier by having clear policies that crack down on the small % of escorts that actually scam, the easier they would make it for themsleves, I would think.

 

I don't presume to know the ins and outs of their business, but this is not rocket science.

[Despardo]

This is exactly why I don't think it makes sense to require all escorts to verify their profiles with selfies.

 

I would love to find out the percentage of Rentmen advertisers that get called out for scamming. There's no real way to tell because Rentmen does not provide any way to call out scammers. But even if they did, I'd be surprised if it was more than 10 % of their advertisers, and it would probably be a smaller % of their revenue.

 

It's probably like most things - a large % of cost has to be spent on a small % of problems. The more Rentmen can make it easier by having clear policies that crack down on the small % of escorts that actually scam, the easier they would make it for themsleves, I would think.

 

I don't presume to know the ins and outs of their business, but this is not rocket science.

I would be content for Rentmen to have an easy way for clients to flag scammers and a simple but effective method for Rentmen to follow up claims of fraud. Make it cheap and easy for everybody. So, yes, basically what you just said.

[+ stevenkesslar]

My gosh-shades of the "How Weird Is This Thread" I have formulated something I call the Gman Maneuver which sounds uncannily like your Kesslar Test, Steven. What are the odds?

 

Gman

 

It gets even weirder than that, G Man. I have heard from reputable sources that there is another maneuver called the Tristan Twist, during which Young Mr. Baldwin can induce orgasm by rapidly twisting the shaft of his penis in an anus, resulting in a volatile interaction of Tristan's cock and the male G spot of the designated Baldwin Bottom, causing the anus in which Mr. Baldwin's penis is sheathed to erupt in involuntary multiple orgasm. Apparently it feels pretty good.

 

I'm just hoping that there is not an escort named Heimlich out there. I'd hate to think about what kind of interesting sexual maneuver they might come up with.

[+ bashful]

Speaking of changing identities...

 

http://rentmasseur.com/RussianLovr