Easter Sunday services

[Guest skrubber]

I attended Easter Sunday Church services today at the bequest of my brother. Immediately upon entering the church I was greeted by two of the hottest boys I have ever seen (about twenty years old), What a gorgeous couple of guys. I instantly though of tearing off their pants and having my way with them.

 

Am I sick?

Am I demented?

Am I evil?

 

I know I was in a holy place (even though I don't buy their fairy tales for a minute) . Should I not have repressed my thoughts? How could I? they were soooo beautiful.

 

 

Everybody loves Backa Baa.

[skins1]

You should have asked them if they ever did any Cork Sucking.

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

Well, since you were in a place of worship...

 

You could have asked them to get on their knees and anoint your phallic messenger. The worst they could have said was 'take it to the confession booth.'

 

Happy Easter Skrub

 

 

Warmest Always,

 

 

 

Benjamin Nicholas

[Bilbo]

If you'd been at my chuch, you could have introduced yourself to them in the social hall after the services and discretely made all the gentle passes at them you'd want. Of course, luck being what it is, unless you prayed for a miracle, you'd probably find that they were already happily married to each other! }( (Yay, MCC!!!)

[+ glutes]

skrubber, why do you think they call it 'fellowship'?

I used to rump-hump two fellow parishners (sp?) in my church days...