The Definitive Way To Measure A Dick

[Guest Gringo]

From time to time on this MC there has been some controversy as to the correct way to measure a dick. I think the link below will demonstrate once and for all the correct technique. :+

 

http://www.barebackjack.com/measuring.html

[fedssocr1]

This site provides a very valuable service. Too bad the graphics take so long to load.

[VaHawk]

I didn't have any problem with the loading of the graphics, but I have cable broad band service. But I thank Gringo for the link, as I found it hilariously funny!

[Guest Gringo]

The photos do have a certain charm. Glad it put a smile on your face. :+

[Bilbo]

I've been reading "Men Are Pigs, But We All Love Bacon" by Michael "Woody" Alvear, and he says several times that the average length of a hardon is only 5.1 inches, regardless of what you've heard or guessed. So, if you are new to measuring your dick properly, take heart! You are not as much smaller as everyone else as you might be afraid that you are.

[Michael]

I always thought that the definitive way to measure a dick involved determining how much a suitably tight hole had been stretched after having the fully erect dick inserted into it a large number of times ...

 

[Guest showme43]

I see no mention of calipers and slide rules....how are the nerdy boys going to sort this out? :7

[Chuck50]

Yes a very interesting place. HUGS Chuck50 :* :* :* :*