What's Happenin' in the Nutmeg State?

[jawjateck]

I might just want to travel myself - to the nutmeg state or jaja?

I don't want jawja to suffer a cross-country trip in the Ramblin Wreck!

 

I have no problem borrowing and driving the old Model A. Sweet ride. But I only go 300 miles per day at travel rate of 2500 per day. That's very reasonable I think.

[whipped guy]

I might just want to travel myself - to the nutmeg state or jaja?

I don't want jawja to suffer a cross-country trip in the Ramblin Wreck!

Well I drive a 92 full size Buick. They don't make 'em like that anymore. So it will never make it cross country. Plus, I know for a fact that my Bag of Tricks will never get past the TSA in a million years. Consequently there is no way that I could fly out to you. So you would definitely have to cum to me. Heck I even had to duplicate the accoutrements for the Florida Command Post thanks to that damned TSA!

[jawjateck]

Well I can be 38 as well if I can subtract a few years from my fitness age from the other thread. But heck, with a few Botox injections I think I can pull it off no problem. Now just to find someone with whom I can barter with for such services! Oh, then there's the Rogain script I'll be needing as well. Sounds like I will have to get hired by a doc to help get the ball rolling!

 

Awesome! After all those years of working, now you get to work it. Welcome to the real world, WG!

[+ Gar1eth]

Well I can be 38 as well if I can subtract a few years from my fitness age from the other thread. But heck, with a few Botox injections I think I can pull it off no problem. Now just to find someone with whom I can barter with for such services! Oh, then there's the Rogain script I'll be needing as well. Sounds like I will have to get hired by a doc to help get the ball rolling!

 

 

I know what you mean. I could probably pass for 60 easy. Of course it may help that I'm only. 54.

 

Gman

[+ Funguy]

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[+ Funguy]

Now just to find someone with whom I can barter with for such services! Oh, then there's the Rogain script I'll be needing as well. Sounds like I will have to get hired by a doc to help get the ball rolling!

 

I've been noted to have bartered a few hours here and there.

And, don't you mean, "…to help get the ball(s) rolling!"?

[+ Funguy]

Well, at 300 miles a day and $2,500 a day, I will have to do a lot of bartering. Now, let's see. Some Botox, a peel, injectables. Now, what if I met you out on the road so those long days would not go to naught?

[jawjateck]

Well, at 300 miles a day and $2,500 a day, I will have to do a lot of bartering. Now, let's see. Some Botox, a peel, injectables. Now, what if I met you out on the road so those long days would not go to naught?

 

Compensation is for my time only. I am a true companion. Anything that occurs during our time together is between consenting adults and is not part of the rate structure. Such adults are free to choose how they will fill those long days along the way.

[+ Funguy]

Compensation is for my time only. I am a true companion. Anything that occurs during our time together is between consenting adults and is not part of the rate structure. Such adults are free to choose how they will fill those long days along the way.

 

So the blow jobs and what not are free?

[+ tristanbaldwin]

It's nice to see this BowTie guy is at least confident in himself. Lord knows he's charging more than me. *sniffle*

 

FUCKIT. I'M OUT OF BUSINESS. I"M GOING TO RESORT TO SUCKING DICK ON A STREET CORNER. -WAILS-

 

AND I CAN'T EVEN PAY MY CELLPHONE BILL TO USE GOOGLE MAPS/VERIZON DATA...TO FIND THE RIGHT CORNER. I'M FINISHED. =(

[Guest Starbuck]

It's nice to see this BowTie guy is at least confident in himself. Lord knows he's charging more than me. *sniffle*

 

FUCKIT. I'M OUT OF BUSINESS. I"M GOING TO RESORT TO SUCKING DICK ON A STREET CORNER. -WAILS-

 

AND I CAN'T EVEN PAY MY CELLPHONE BILL TO USE GOOGLE MAPS/VERIZON DATA...TO FIND THE RIGHT CORNER. I'M FINISHED. =(

 

LOL. Not to worry. Follow these simple instructions:

 

1. Pick any street corner.

2. Smile.

3. Await your admirers. (They'll find you.)

4. [Optional] If spending any daylight hours on that corner, remember to bring sunscreen to assure safe shirtlessness.

[mike carey]

Welcome back to the forum Tristan, hope the recovery is going well (although the Cape Cod pics indicate that it is!).