Some advice for the clients, please

[MidtownNYC]

Hi. I've been hiring for quite a while and have had some great times and met some really nice people.

 

My bf and I recently had an experience where we hired an escort who was on the high end of the price spectrum ($400 for out) who had great photos, a positive profile and good communication. Before he came over, I told him that my bf and I were very laid back, and mostly vanilla.

 

When he came over it was apparent that is pics were accurate and he was a very handsome, well-built guy, as we expected. We chatted a little in the living room and moved pretty quickly into the bedroom. As soon as he underwear came off...we both smelled it immediately. It was foul...'nuff said.

 

We kind of ignored it for the rest of the time, but the experience was not good for us. We made the best of it, but I'm left with the question: what does a client do? Ask the escort to shower before we go any further? It seems a bit rude. I'd like to know what the etiquette is so that it turns out to be a good experience all around?

 

Thanks

[kaboom35]

Ask the escort to shower before we go any further? It seems a bit rude.

 

Yes. It's not rude. If we are going down this route as this being a business....you are paying for a service and that is unacceptable. Thats just me.

[jawjateck]

While you're waiting on our happy crew of escorts to provide helpful hints to your query, I will say that your provider was the rude one to arrive for an appointment with you in a "foul" condition. From this client's perspective, I would call off the meeting and send him away. No matter how hot a guy is, once a situation sours, I move on and don't look back. There are too many quality guys to get hung up on one who doesn't give a damn about your wants, needs, or health.

[+ azdr0710]

"This looks like it's going to be a cool time, but, man, jeez, sorry, uhhhh, do you mind hoping in the shower?"

[corndog]

Definitely a bad situation. I think that your best possibility of salvaging the session would have been to firmly but politely suggest that playtime should move to the shower, and all three go. Giving the escort he benefit of the doubt, it's possible that he was genuinely unaware of the issue, and would have been petrified to know.

 

This kind of reminds me of when someone offers you a breath mint. You should never even consider whether you'd like one. You should take it, and thank them. I would hope that an escort would use the same kind of thinking and realize that they might have an issue that they're unaware of.

[MidtownNYC]

I would call off the meeting and send him away. .

 

I assume that means you would send him away with no payment? I don't know if I could be that bold. Maybe I need to learn to be. If you could do that, more power to you.

[MidtownNYC]

Definitely a bad situation. I think that your best possibility of salvaging the session would have been to firmly but politely suggest that playtime should move to the shower, and all three go.

 

That's good advice and thanks for replying. It was just so awkward in this particular circumstance because we had already made it onto the bed and gotten started...but when his underpants came off...that's when it "hit us" so to speak.

 

I wonder if it's something that should be addressed when making the appointment...something like..."We will be freshly showered when you arrive, and I hope you can accommodate the same. If you need to use our shower when you arrive, you're more than welcome to." Is that an acceptable thing to say?

[+ RyanDean]

Forgive me for going there but, inquiring minds, you know...

Was the foul funk mostly a matter of overripeness? Or something filthier?

[thickornotatall]

I assume that means you would send him away with no payment? I don't know if I could be that bold. Maybe I need to learn to be. If you could do that, more power to you.

You need to be bold...but careful....seeing as there were 2 of you....offer cab fare....if he was that unclean I wonder what else was wrong that you couldn't smell or see....so disrespectful to you...I hope that never happens again....my point is that when you/I spend good money we expect all systems to be working and ready to go...Showing up late...not being the person in the pics...not measuring up in height or cock size....being 100 years older and 50 lbs overweight...all reasons to cancel on the spot...

[sincitymix]

Forgive me for going there but, inquiring minds, you know...

Was the foul funk mostly a matter of overripeness? Or something filthier?

hahaha its been a long night for me.. I read that as over ripe penis

[MidtownNYC]

Forgive me for going there but, inquiring minds, you know...

Was the foul funk mostly a matter of overripeness? Or something filthier?

 

It wasn't overripeness. It was bad ass.

[tyro]

Oh noooooooooo.........

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[TruHart1]

It wasn't overripeness. It was bad ass.

 

Gross! That really makes rimming a no go! It's happened once with one of my favorite escorts, whom I'd hired multiple times and he'd always been super clean previously! Since we'd never gotten into rimming, I did not mention it, hoping that next time I see him he won't have that smell! With another fave, who I am closer to, I was a bit more honest and asked why his ass smelled...he did not take offense but went into the bathroom and cleaned up immediately for me. If it were a first-time hire, whom I was not necessarily at ease with, I might not be so forgiving but I don't know if I would feel comfortable enough to be honest. I might suggest we take a "getting to know each other" shower or I might just try to soldier through it (with no ass play!) and then never hire him again.

 

I have to admit though, I've had hook-ups (non-escorts) in the past who were not the cleanest and I sometimes would end up just mutually jacking them instead of getting into anything oral. I never rimmed before hiring my first escort (who was squeaky clean) because, even if the guy tried to clean his ass, it still had the remnants of that smell - No Thank You! Back before I started hiring, I could not fathom that rimming could be a turn-on! Now it's one of my favorite things. Both of the escorts I mentioned that had this problem had travelled quite a distance to see me and it may have been the travel that caused the stink!

 

TruHart1

[jawjateck]

I assume that means you would send him away with no payment? I don't know if I could be that bold. Maybe I need to learn to be. If you could do that, more power to you.

 

Every situation is different. If the guy is using fake pics, he would be turned away immediately because I meet him before he gets to my door. There is no session and no payment. If the escort has a problem/advertising discrepancy/cleanliness/safety issue and I feel it is appropriate to end the appointment, I will point out the issue and pro-rate the fee based on time spent. If everything with the escort is appropriate and as advertised, but I'm just not into him (aka no interest or chemistry), then I will not waste my time and attempt to fake the rest of the appointment, I will call it quits and pay him his full fee.

[thickornotatall]

Every situation is different. If the guy is using fake pics, he would be turned away immediately because I meet him before he gets to my door. There is no session and no payment. If the escort has a problem/advertising discrepancy/cleanliness/safety issue and I feel it is appropriate to end the appointment, I will point out the issue and pro-rate the fee based on time spent. If everything with the escort is appropriate and as advertised, but I'm just not into him (aka no interest or chemistry), then I will not waste my time and attempt to fake the rest of the appointment, I will call it quits and pay him his full fee.

Perfection....

[Steven_Draker]

It was just so awkward in this particular circumstance because we had already made it onto the bed and gotten started...but when his underpants came off...that's when it "hit us" so to speak.

 

Suggesting to move playtime to the shower (as Corndog said above) is what I would do too.

 

Nothing is awkward if it's approached in a friendly and tactful manner.

 

[+ VeryHappyCustomer]

I don't think I could recover from bad ass smell. But when a guy shows up smelling like cigarettes or too much cologne I suggest we start in the shower. Sometimes we spend the whole session there. Pjur makes a silicone-jojoba lube that stays slippery in the shower. It takes some extra scrubbing to get it off him later, but that can be fun too...

[Guest countryboywny]

While you're waiting on our happy crew of escorts to provide helpful hints to your query, I will say that your provider was the rude one to arrive for an appointment with you in a "foul" condition. From this client's perspective, I would call off the meeting and send him away. No matter how hot a guy is, once a situation sours, I move on and don't look back. There are too many quality guys to get hung up on one who doesn't give a damn about your wants, needs, or health.

 

Boy have I missed you, Jawja!!!

[thickornotatall]