Real Estate: Coming Up Roses

[+ stevenkesslar]

Only part of the state will fall into the Pacific. When it happens, Steven's Palm Springs property will be ocean-front!

 

And you and the rest of LA, alas, will be deep in the ocean.

 

Who's sorry now? Just hope Dane is more forgiving than me, sweetie.

[bigvalboy]

And you and the rest of LA, alas, will be deep in the ocean.

 

Who's sorry now? Just hope Dane is more forgiving than me, sweetie.

 

Sounds to me like a lot of.....

 

....

[+ stevenkesslar]

Sounds to me like a lot of.....

 

....

 

What the hell are those?

 

Let me guess. Now you're some weird kind of fruit?

[bigvalboy]

Grapes dahling...as in sour grapes. Jeeezus, if you have to explain the joke....

 

[JDXXX]

What the hell are those?

 

Let me guess. Now you're some weird kind of fruit?

 

The Three Stooges as grapes. Lol.

[+ stevenkesslar]

Grapes dahling...as in sour grapes. Jeeezus, if you have to explain the joke....

 

 

Come on, BVB.

 

You know I can't help it.

 

I'm just a ............ (wait for it, you know it's coming) .......... dumb whore ............. (is there more)................ not to mention...............(could it be?) ............(yes)..............a total asshole.

 

[+ Funguy]

And you and the rest of LA, alas, will be deep in the ocean.

 

Who's sorry now? Just hope Dane is more forgiving than me, sweetie.

 

I know Dane will toss me the life preserver, reel me in, and then we'll both pop over to Chez Kesslar on the Beach, Margaritas in hand, and we'll soak in the hot tub.

[JDXXX]

I know Dane will toss me the life preserver, reel me in, and then we'll both pop over to Chez Kesslar on the Beach, Margaritas in hand, and we'll soak in the hot tub.

 

+1. I don't know about the Margaritas for me, but would love to join the party. LOL. Who's up for skinny dipping in the hot tub?

[+ Funguy]

+1. I don't know about the Margaritas for me, but would love to join the party. LOL. Who's up for skinny dipping in the hot tub?

We'll all be UP

[JDXXX]

Oh, sweetie. That's a no brainer.

 

 

I'm gonna hold on tight, and The Rock is gonna come save me.

 

Oh no, I thought I'd be the one to come save you.....bummer. . Maybe one day I will.

[robberbaron4u]

Don't worry BVB. I've completely given up hope in your schizophrenic behavior. You are now supposed to be Greece, and I'm to count on you for financial help? You're even more fucked then I'll be if the San Andreas fault opens as wide as your lying ass.

 

(Note: I did NOT call you an asshole).

Hmmm. . is this remark an example of the celebrated Kesslar personal charm? Thankfully, I cancelled on the "wear and tear" issues with the man. . .

[robberbaron4u]

Oh no, I thought I'd be the one to come save you.....bummer. . Maybe one day I will.

That day will be the one on which Mr. Kesslar staggers from his saviour's bed knock-kneed and bow-legged. LOL. . .