"his cock was a small piece of gristle...."

[+ azdr0710]

ha!....don't hold back there, thickornotatall!!

 

http://daddysreviews.com/cruise/newest/marco_antonio_nyc

 

sorry it didn't work out....thanks for the honest review

[bigvalboy]

Hmmm.....

[MiamiLooker]

Loved the review. What do you suppose the "XXL" meant in his ad name?

[loverboy95]

Pretty brutal. At least he got the word out about him.

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

The phone number leads to an ad posted by a woman of ill repute.

[AdamSmith]

For no reason it reminded me of what someone called Ann Coulter:

 

"That distressing length of gristle."

[instudiocity]

The phone number leads to an ad posted by a woman of ill repute.

Ill Repute... but does she put out or not?

[+ stevenkesslar]

It's interesting to compare to yesterday's negative review of Ryan.

 

It is an excellent example of how to write a negative review that says something, and how not to.

 

Although you gotta feel sorry for poor Marco. If the review and title of this thread are accurate, he's gonna spend the rest of his life with a cock that looks like this:

 

http://www.home-ec101.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/gristle.jpg

 

If anybody wants to turn straight after seeing that, please leave your gay card at the door.

[+ Funguy]

EWWWWW!

[thickornotatall]

ha!....don't hold back there, thickornotatall!!

 

http://daddysreviews.com/cruise/newest/marco_antonio_nyc

 

sorry it didn't work out....thanks for the honest review

I stand by my review....100% accurate....the photos he used are for sure Marco Antonio Xl....as I wrote...the hair while longer was much thinner...that doesn't other me one bit....however his body was so flaccid/shaky muffin topped waist line....the absolute deal killer was the slimy..gristly...hooded cheese catcher....honestly no longer than and thicker than a spoiled piece of Vienna Sausage....Initially I felt sorry for him....and did offer some transportation $$$ for his time...no matter how hard he yanked the chain it would never get hard.....When he became combative he crossed the line....Very lucky I have some self control....that queen came close to being canned with his sausage....and yes...I can back it up.....all in all... a nasty piece of work...

[+ Gar1eth]

The phone number leads to an ad posted by a woman of ill repute.

 

For no reason it reminded me of what someone called Ann Coulter

 

Is the woman of ill repute Ann Coulter? I'm sure it must either be her or Laura Ingraham.

 

Gman

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

Ill Repute... but does she put out or not?

 

Well she certainly put her stuff all up in that camera, that's for sure.

 

I'll have to admit that the "gristle" comment is right up there in sheer stellarness with the "dick-fish ass-shit" comment from a while back, which made me spit coffee on my monitor the first time I read it. Because if you're going to get a bad review—get the Titanic of bad reviews.

[Steven_Draker]

A "small piece of gristle"? ... A "spoiled piece of Vienna Sausage"?

 

Do you guys treat an escort like a "piece of meat"?

[TruHart1]

Loved the review. What do you suppose the "XXL" meant in his ad name?

 

X-tra X-treme Lies about his looks, penile size and his ability to get it up?!! :eek:

 

TruHart1

[Steven_Draker]

http://images.firstcovers.com/covers/userquotes/r/remember_there_are-26496.jpg

[thickornotatall]

A "small piece of gristle"? ... A "spoiled piece of Vienna Sausage"?

 

Do you guys treat an escort like a "piece of meat"?

Only when treated like an ATM

[sincitymix]

A "small piece of gristle"? ... A "spoiled piece of Vienna Sausage"?

 

Do you guys treat an escort like a "piece of meat"?

like usda prime Mm Mmm Mmm