How Do You Respond / Are You For Hire

[marylander1940]

Them: "Hey, you lookin' to get together? I'm generou$."

 

Me: "Sure. My rate is $220/hr—tell me a little more about yourself, what you're looking for and how long you'd like to plan for."

 

It usually stops right there, or they offer me $20 for "some fun." I've always been tempted to say "Awesome. Your six minutes starts now."

 

For some guys 6 minutes is more than enough, LOL.

 

I've always been a one shot guy and I take my time to cum.... If had been born straight I'm sure the ladies would have loved to be with me because I do take my time.

[Juan Vancouver]

I too, can't see an excuse for the escort to become violent, though, unless the insensitive bastard were to try to fondle him and then, of course, defensive action might be needed.

 

I am not talking about an escort becoming violent about being propositioned. I am talking about a regular guy, approached out of the blue by a lip licking man with the assumption he is a whore. Really? Can you not see how this could end in a very ugly way?

 

How many threads have we had in this message centre about finding the right way to approach the hot, young, stupid mason that is finishing the neighbour's house? I don't care how hot he might be, the right way to approaching him is: Don't.

 

Them: "Hey, you lookin' to get together? I'm generou$."

 

Yeah, that always cracks me up.

 

You don't need to be generous. All you need to do is pay my fee.

 

In truth, being "generous" is just an euphemism for "I will happily part with a twenty to make it worth your while... and I will let you fuck my ass! what bargain you got here!"

 

This is the generosity with which dreams are made!

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

I'm going to start saying I'll take 50k in frequent flier miles.

 

(Delta is not included in this limited time offer.)

[RockyHardon]

.

 

In truth, being "generous" is just an euphemism for "I will happily part with a twenty to make it worth your while... and I will let you fuck my ass! what bargain you got here!"

 

This is the generosity with which dreams are made!

 

I love the responses on this thread, and I feel confident I responded correctly...I just smiled and ignored the guy. And thank you Juan for you comment about not posting face pics on your escort ads. Gives me confidence that I'm not losing too much by doing the same.

[Edward]

I believe in the right place and time. And approach. However I see a big difference between the opera and a clothing optional beach.

[Edward]

In my younger day, when I was young and handsome, a man approached me on the street and said "How Much". I replied, "I think you have made a mistake." His mouth dropped and he hurried of as if I had slapped him.

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

Just going up to someone and asking if they work in the "hobby" is pretty much the same as me cold-calling strangers and asking if there's a gentleman in the house who happens to hire.

 

Granted, that doesn't stop me from going "client, client, client, client…" when I'm at the mall or a bar, but that's to myself (or the group of 20-30 friends I cart around as my constant entourage).

[ZhenXBear]

Well, to be certain this forum continues to make me do double takes. I had enough hesitancy about emailing a male companion. I can't even fathom just walking up to someone and dropping that kind of question in their lap. I mean, really?! They could be out with their family, dear friend or a work associate.

 

If I did see someone out and about that I recognized and had a compelling desire to spend time with them, I'd imagine most Escorts would be more receptive to getting an email that read:

 

Dear (Insert Name),

 

I hope this finds you well. I was recently at (the place) and noticed you at a distance. I must confess that your pictures do not adequately express how handsome you are in person. I would be very much interested in spending some time with you..."

Seriously, do these people have zero class, discretion or integrity? Talk about a lack of home training...

Treating your potential companion (or your current ones) with respect, humanity, and integrity will likely make for better outcomes.

[Nvr2Thick]

This might help:

 

http://www.cafepress.com/+offduty_red_cap,547507034

[+ quoththeraven]

This might help:

 

http://www.cafepress.com/+offduty_red_cap,547507034

 

I was beginning to think these potential hirers had escorts (or good-looking guys they want to pick up) confused with taxicabs.

[+ FreshFluff]

Someone once asked me, "Do you want a ride?" as I walked down the street in a large midwestern city. (It was August, and I was wearing a knee length white dress with no cleavage showing.) Always the naive little fluff ball, I answered, "That's nice of you, but I'm fine. I'll call a taxi."

[loverboy95]

I have e-mailed some porn stars to ask if they escorted, but I have been careful when I approach them. I imagine it must get annoying.

[Rod Hagen]

I've been asked in public. I wast flattered, not offended.

[Guest countryboywny]

Just for the record, if I ever get asked if I'm for hire.. the answer is YES!

[+ dutchmuch]

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