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I realized there wasn't an Arts and Crafts section on the Forum. But I thought this video was cute. Plus the guy is cute and you get to see his chest at the end. I may be signing up for those razors. ;)

 

 

 

He has a lot of these types of videos if you are interested.

 

 

 

 

 

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I realized there wasn't an Arts and Crafts section on the Forum. But I thought this video was cute. Plus the guy is cute and you get to see his chest at the end. I may be signing up for those razors. ;)

 

 

 

He has a lot of these types of videos if you are interested.

 

 

 

 

 

Gman

 

I would let him forge my ingot.

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The Lusty Young Smith

 

A lusty young smith at his vice stood a-filing.

His hammer laid by but his forge still aglow.

When to him a buxom young damsel came smiling,

And asked if to work in her forge he would go.

 

Rum, rum, rum. Rum, rum, rum.

In and out. In and out. Ho! "I will," said the smith, and they went off together,

Along to the young damsel's forge they did go.

They stripped to go to it, 'twas hot work and hot weather.

They kindled a fire and she soon made him blow.

 

Her husband, she said, no good work could afford her.

His strength and his tools were worn out long ago.

The smith said "Well mine are in very good order,

And I am now ready my skill for to show."

 

Red hot grew his iron, as both did desire,

And he was too wise not to strike while 'twas so.

Said she, "What I get I get out of the fire,

So prithee, strike home and redouble the blow."

 

Six times did his iron, by vigorous heating,

Grow soft in her forge in a minute or so,

But as often was hardened, still beating and beating,

But the more it was softened, it hardened more slow.

 

When the smith rose to go, quoth the dame full of sorrow:

"Oh, what would I give could my husband do so.

Good lad with your hammer come hither tomorrow,

But pray could you use it once more ere you go!"

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The combination of out-of-doors and grill-like heater reminded me of a video

that brought a university server to its knees in the early days of the internet . . .

 

You know how blowing on a charcoal briquets will make them heat up faster?

 

Imagine doing that with liquid oxygen ...

 

*DON"T TRY THAT AT HOME !!!*

 

The fellow added the liquid O2 by a ladle at the end of a long pole.

 

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The Lusty Young Smith

 

A lusty young smith at his vice stood a-filing.

His hammer laid by but his forge still aglow.

When to him a buxom young damsel came smiling,

And asked if to work in her forge he would go.

 

Rum, rum, rum. Rum, rum, rum.

In and out. In and out. Ho! "I will," said the smith, and they went off together,

Along to the young damsel's forge they did go.

They stripped to go to it, 'twas hot work and hot weather.

They kindled a fire and she soon made him blow.

 

Her husband, she said, no good work could afford her.

His strength and his tools were worn out long ago.

The smith said "Well mine are in very good order,

And I am now ready my skill for to show."

 

Red hot grew his iron, as both did desire,

And he was too wise not to strike while 'twas so.

Said she, "What I get I get out of the fire,

So prithee, strike home and redouble the blow."

 

Six times did his iron, by vigorous heating,

Grow soft in her forge in a minute or so,

But as often was hardened, still beating and beating,

But the more it was softened, it hardened more slow.

 

When the smith rose to go, quoth the dame full of sorrow:

"Oh, what would I give could my husband do so.

Good lad with your hammer come hither tomorrow,

But pray could you use it once more ere you go!"

 

Who is the poet? That's hilarious!

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