This kid smacked me on my ass ...

[ready182]

Ok, to set this up correctly, I am very much in the closet, living in a very conservative rural town. There are these two guys I somewhat know, 10 years younger than myself, that frequent my local bar. I have heard rumors that one of the two are gay (then other is actually married and has a child) -- the two guys are almost always seen together. Both are cute twinky types -- the married one is really hot. Anyway, long story short, on new years eve, I was wearing a pair of black Calvin Klein Jeans, and as the boys passed me, one of them smacked me firmly on the ass. I have never touched either of them in any way -- not even a friendly "pat on the back" to say hello.

 

My question - how should I interprete this butt smack??? i.e.:

 

-- A insignificant treat for an old troll?

-- A hint of fun things to come?

-- Something else???

 

Ready2004

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

Well, what do you expect from dressing like a slut? You wanted it and you asked for it!

 

JUST KIDDING!

 

You say you are in the closet. Well, Lucy and Ethel seem to have a great gaydar. They know how you butter your bread. The question is will you hand them the knife?

 

GIRL!!!!!!! You better wear something different if you don't some fun daddy lovin!

 

Then again, could all be harmless (yeah, NOT).

 

VDN

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PS - I hope you are not calling them trolls because they are older than you .... remember, "Beauty fades. Dumb is forever."

[+ Hoover42]

VDN, I think Ready was referring to himself with that "troll" comment. And Ready, just remember, even if you don't think you were hot, some guys actually like older men!

[+ Hoover42]

Ready, You can spend a lot of time agonizing over this, but remember Occam's Razor (paraphrased): The simplest explanation is often the correct one.

 

In this, I think the guy liked your ass and wanted to touch it.

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>VDN, I think Ready was referring to himself with that "troll"

>comment.

 

Sorry. Thanks for the clarification.

 

>And Ready, just remember, even if you don't think you

>were hot, some guys actually like older men!

 

TRU DAT! There is someone for everyone.

[marc anthony]

Best way to find out... smack his ass back next time you see him!

 

Want me to show you how?

 

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[eastbayguy]

>Best way to find out... smack his ass back next time you see

>him!

>

>Want me to show you how?

>

>}(

 

Better still, smack his ass, give him a dazzling smile and give him a little rub on the back of the arm. Talk to him. Say hello.

 

I'm voting with those who think the gaydar of these guys is well tuned. Personally, I can spot a closet case a mile away.

 

Have fun!! We are all rooting for you.

 

--EBG

[jimbeaux]

Are you sure there wasn't one of those KICK ME post-its on your ass when he finished?:-(

[Paul Revere]

They still make Calvin Klein jeans? How far out in the country do you live?

[ready182]

RE: They still make Calvin Klein jeans? How far out in the country do you live?

 

... if you go into "town" you can get them at the Dollar General for 'bout $2.00 a pair.

[ready182]

RE: "KICK ME"?

 

No, it said "KISS ME".

 

Seriously, the next time I see the "boys" I will make sure they know I "like" them!

 

Ready

[Rick Munroe]

I had a 23 year old boy smack my ass today so I know how you feel. Then again, it wasn't exactly the same situation: we were already naked and in his bed, and I was sucking his cock... :9

[jimbeaux]

My ass is my most sensitive body part and I'm not even a bottom! Pinch it, squeeze it, bite it, slap it; just don't fuck it.:9