Male models don't..... :)

[marylander1940]

...live in apartments (They always have penthouses.)

 

or lofts...

[Will Do]

...have trouble finding their size in clothing stores.

 

Yeah. I'm certainly not male-model build. Never have been. Average size, good legs and an ass that attracted many.

 

I tried on some pants - the tag stated they were my size - my asscrack, taint and ballsack were so divided I could have given birth!

 

The view in the dressing-room mirror was not pretty. Fit me not!

[Will Do]

I don't know if he's a member of Mensa or not, but you may be thinking of Pietro Boselli. I had a recent string on him in the Gallery.

http://www.newnownext.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Screen-Shot-2015-03-30-at-10.18.31-AM.png

 

 

http://www.wheninmanila.com/beauty-and-brains-hot-math-prof-is-a-successful-male-model/

 

She-it! That's some fine male stuff there!

[+ friendofsheila]

...have to take entry-level jobs.

[+ friendofsheila]

...have children who

---look average, or

---ever grow up

[+ friendofsheila]

...play sports that DON'T involve other male models.

[+ friendofsheila]

... give lap dances.

[+ friendofsheila]

... get picked last, for anything.

[marylander1940]

...play sports that DON'T involve other male models.

 

Unfortunately that sometimes backfires.

 

[+ friendofsheila]

...use clothing store dressing rooms. They just peel off their clothes in the aisle of the store and try on things off the rack: shirts, pants, thongs, whatever.

 

And everyone (including the store staff) watches eagerly, then applauds after.

[marylander1940]

... give lap dances.

 

Excuse me but the do it... and more in between castings..

[MscleLovr]

- when they ask to join me on a trip overseas - ever pick up the check for a meal!

[Bearofdistinction]

... go to the bathroom.

 

 

.... get pimples.

 

 

.... have to work out (their bodies are just already that way.)

 

 

... ever smile.

 

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/24/0f/a8/240fa878851d6c5831d1757a857749e2.jpg

 

 

Don't Get Painful Rectal Itch After Being Gang-Banged Raw by the entire 3rd Armored Infantry Division . . .

[+ friendofsheila]

...ever eat anything that dribbles, splatters or spills on them.

[+ friendofsheila]

... have bedsheets that are ever anything less than snowy white.

 

[+ friendofsheila]

...ever need haircuts. No matter how long or short their hair is, someone is drooling over them.

 

 

http://famewatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bald-male-model-random-unnamed-guy.jpg

[bigvalboy]

Vote...

[marylander1940]

they don't have self confidence.

 

[marylander1940]

[+ friendofsheila]

...carry anything unless it is

 

1) Sports-related

2) Extremely expensive, or

3) Cool

[+ friendofsheila]

...carry anything unless it is

 

1) Sports-related

2) Extremely expensive, or

3) Cool

4) Alcohol

[marylander1940]

most of them end up in debt... a few are lucky.

 

[+ friendofsheila]

most of them end up in debt... a few are lucky.

 

 

This Andrade fellow needs to amp up the personality if he wants to be a "correspondent" for anything beyond sleep remedies.

[+ friendofsheila]

... have to pay rent.

 

Just the POSSIBILITY of running into one slouching out to the mailbox wearing only a towel makes the landlord jack up the rent for all the other tenants.

[Chuckball]

Sing off key in the shower

Shower at the gym when I do.