A joke I was just passed

[dick_nyc]

Apparently the Air Force has their own definition of "Tight Knit"????

 

Leave it to the F-15 Air Guard to go Bizarre!

 

"Supreme Court Same-Sex Decision Spurs Mass Marriages at Massachusetts F-15

Unit"

 

Cape Cod, MA - Reacting quickly to the recent decision by the state's

Supreme Judicial Court, eight pilots from the Massachusetts Air National

Guard have filed for marriage licenses to wed other male members of this

elite flying unit. "The 102d Fighter Wing has always been a tight knit

organization. So this really doesn't surprise me," says unit commander, Col

Haywood Jablome.

 

Apparently, financial benefits of marriage are not an issue with these

fighter pilots. "Bruce and I will still get the same pay and benefits once

we're hitched," says Captain Pete "Pole" Smoker. "But if anything ever

happened to him, I want to be the one to get his funeral flag. Not that

b--ch ex-wife of his!"

 

These close-knit aviators won't actually walk down the aisle until after

next May, the court's deadline to the Legislature to take action on this

decision. That's just fine with Major "Spitter" Swallow. "I've always

wanted a summer wedding. Winters on the Cape are sooo dreary!" His fiancé,

Major Will "Mount" Djibouti, fully agrees, "we need time to plan the whole

affair and get our dresses made. Ooh, let's go rent The Wedding Planner

again!"

[+ deej]

This is actually the "plot" of a Thor Stephans porn video from about 4 years ago. :+