An awkward moment.....

[Okliehomo]

Only slightly related to my new fixation with tumblr.....

 

Yesterday, I was scheduled to switch to Uverse internet. The guy was coming between 1-3 in the afternoon. He was supposed to call me 30 minutes before arrival. Since it takes me 3 minutes here in Mayberry to get home (if I make all the lights), I just stayed at work and waited for his call. Well, at 2 minutes til 3, he does, in fact, call and tells me that he will be at my house in 20 minutes. Ok, sounds good. I leave in plenty of time and do, in fact, make all the lights and get home about 3:10. My roommate is thrilled to see me, thinking, "This was the fastest day ever, Daddy!!!" so I take her outside. She rolls in the grass etc until it it too hot for fat ole Daddy and we go back in and wait. And wait. And wait.

 

Finally, at a little after 4, I call the guy. He answers and says that he was just about to call me, that he was headed my way.... that he had had to stop at Quick Trip to "got to the rest room. It was kind of an emergency, dude." That's way more than I wanted to know about that and I am trying really hard NOT to imagine what constitutes an hour long bathroom emergency.....

 

Eventually, he shows up. Big, beefy guy, ginger, good ole boy...and it takes him 2 and a half hours to get it all hooked up and working. Numerous phone calls from his wife and then a couple to his supervisor before it finally started to work. So, now time to test the damned thing.

 

He goes into history and up pops, "Pussyboybreeder".

 

Hours pass. Then he says, "Let's try Google."

[instudiocity]

Only slightly related to my new fixation with tumblr.....

 

Finally, at a little after 4, I call the guy. He answers and says that he was just about to call me, that he was headed my way.... that he had had to stop at Quick Trip to "got to the rest room. It was kind of an emergency, dude." That's way more than I wanted to know about that and I am trying really hard NOT to imagine what constitutes an hour long bathroom emergency.....

 

Just be happy he dropped that deuce at the QT. OR Pissed he didn't bring the boy he fucked in the QT restroom home to show you?

 

He goes into history and up pops, "Pussyboybreeder".

Is that pussyboybreeder.tumblr.com?

 

Hours pass. Then he says, "Let's try Google."

 

GEEZ, Oklie, you're a pro at hitting on guys - I just didn't realize phone installer was one of your fantasies!

[+ Gar1eth]

Finally, at a little after 4, I call the guy. He answers and says that he was just about to call me, that he was headed my way.... that he had had to stop at Quick Trip to "got to the rest room. It was kind of an emergency, dude."

 

Eventually, he shows up. Big, beefy guy, ginger, good ole boy...and it takes him 2 and a half hours to get it all hooked up and working. Numerous phone calls from his wife and then a couple to his supervisor before it finally started to work. So, now time to test the damned thing.

 

He goes to history. He pulls up 'Pussyboybreeder'.

 

Hours pass. Then he says, "Let's try Google."

 

1. He called you 'dude'?

 

2. What did y'all get up to during those interim hours?

 

Gman

[Diverdan]

Fun post, but I am sure you left out all the details that we would like to hear about.... did you at least get a picture you can post without his face showing?

[Steven_Draker]

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/CookieLover_65/Smiley%20Emoticons/blushing.gif

He goes into history and up pops, "Pussyboybreeder".

 

Hours pass. Then he says, "Let's try Google."

 

Last year, the screen of my Mac suddenly went black and I had to bring it to the Genius Bar.

 

When the guy fixed it, my screen saver of naked men flashed right up in his face ... I guess it's not the first time they've come through something similar.

[tyro]

That is THE cutest moving smiley emoticon I have ever seen, SD.

T

[+ deej]

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm148/CookieLover_65/Smiley%20Emoticons/blushing.gif

 

Last year, the screen of my Mac suddenly went black and I had to bring it to the Genius Bar.

 

When the guy fixed it, my screen saver of naked men flashed right up in his face ... I guess it's not the first time they've come through something similar.

 

Any tech support operator worth his salt has seen it all. (Much like emergency room personnel.) And, really, you want the guy who has seen it all because he's more likely to actually solve the problem.

 

Sadly, then they graduate and get real jobs.

[+ Funguy]

Oklie...was it really awkward or did it turn out with smiles?

[caliguy]

My DVD player wasn't working so I took it back to fry's per their warranty. Kid comes out with a DVD (Gay for Pay) in a plastic bag. "Is this yours?" Ahh..yeah. Apparently the jammed DVD was causing the problem.

[instudiocity]

My DVD player wasn't working so I took it back to fry's per their warranty. Kid comes out with a DVD (Gay for Pay) in a plastic bag. "Is this yours?" Ahh..yeah. Apparently the jammed DVD was causing the problem.

HA-HA, they put the dvd in it's own condom!

 

But did they invalidate your warranty for playing the raunchy DVD or burn a copy?

[caliguy]

HA-HA, they put the dvd in it's own condom!

 

But did they invalidate your warranty for playing the raunchy DVD or burn a copy?

Yeah, but there might have been some lube on said dvd so I don't blame them. Not from me of coarse:)

 

I have no idea. That would require me going back. Ain't gonna happen.

[instudiocity]

Yeah, but there might have been some lube on said dvd so I don't blame them. Not from me of coarse:)

 

I have no idea. That would require me going back. Ain't gonna happen.

There's something ironic about a DVD with Lube on it getting JAMMED in a DVD player.... it'll come to me...

[Okliehomo]

Boys, boys, boys... how you talk.

 

Nothing even remotely sexual went on here. Did I mention he was beefy and ginger???? Which translates to me as porky and pale. Which he was. I was there.

 

When it comes to men, I have high standards and a low bank account. As my Mother used to say, champagne taste on a beer budget. And on top of the pricey, pretty boys, I still have to buy the actual beer.

 

Perhaps the confusion arose from my choice of phrase.... "Hours Passed".... I meant that not in a literal sense, that we were fucking for hours... but more in a time seemed to stop, frozen in horror kind of way.

 

So, yes, it was awkward.... for a moment.

[instudiocity]

Boys, boys, boys... how you talk.

 

Nothing even remotely sexual went on here. Did I mention he was beefy and ginger???? Which translates to me as porky and pale. Which he was. I was there.

 

When it comes to men, I have high standards and a low bank account. As my Mother used to say, champagne taste on a beer budget. And on top of the pricey, pretty boys, I still have to buy the actual beer.

 

Perhaps the confusion arose from my choice of phrase.... "Hours Passed".... I meant that not in a literal sense, that we were fucking for hours... but more in a time seemed to stop, frozen in horror kind of way.

 

So, yes, it was awkward.... for a moment.

Sorry!

 

Seems your cocksmanship remains legendary while we've a great deal yet to learn about your high standards in playmates.

[Okliehomo]

Sad news.

 

Pussyboybreeder tumblr is gone.

 

Deep sigh.

[instudiocity]

Sad news.

 

Pussyboybreeder tumblr is gone.

 

Deep sigh.

It's a sad, sad day.