Never thought of *that* use for J•Lube

[Kevin Slater]

How clueless can they be? I just received the J•Lube I ordered on the net, and included in the package was a veterinary magazine. Seriously, to a Chelsea zip code? I'm birthing cattle here?

 

Kevin Slater

[Steven_Draker]

I wouldn't be surprised by the veterinary magazine. Did you know that J-lube was diverted by gay men from its original purpose? ... obstetrical lubricant for livestock

 

J-lube: "Concentrated powder that dissolves easily in water and is a very effective obstetrical lubricant. J-LUBE® is completely inert and non-irritating. 10 oz. plastic bottle with shaker top makes 6–8 gallons of lubricant. For veterinary use only."

[+ quoththeraven]

I wouldn't be surprised by the veterinary magazine. Did you know that J-lube was diverted by gay men from its original purpose? ... obstetrical lubricant for livestock

 

J-lube: "Concentrated powder that dissolves easily in water and is a very effective obstetrical lubricant. J-LUBE® is completely inert and non-irritating. 10 oz. plastic bottle with shaker top makes 6–8 gallons of lubricant. For veterinary use only."

 

I guess that makes its use in facilitating human sex an off-label use.

[Guest ChrisW]

It might be an urban gay legend but I had heard that J lube has the chemical formula of snail slime which explains why its so much fun to play with

[+ purplekow]

Well I don't know nuthin' about birthin' no bovines, I have only one use for it. But if I am ever riding down the road and notice a cow calving, now I know I could offer the lube.

[whipped guy]

I had not heard about this stuff, but on Amazon it has gotten over 80 reviews and is rated 4.6 stars out of 5.0... I like the first listed review which discusses how those with diverse backgrounds are able to cross paths with this product... and that includes "bubble butt lovers" as well! (Read the reviews to understand the connection there... )

 

Also of note are the products that others who purchased J-lube bought... and that has me wondering what the possible veterinary usage for a butt plug would be?!? Well I guess there are pig bottoms and then there are PIG bottoms...

 

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/cr/B006G2S17A/ref=mw_dp_cr?vs=1

 

In any event, thanks to Kevin for bringing this amazing product to my attention!!! I still owe a certain former EOY a bottle of lube... Long story about which I posted a while back... This stuff might get me off the hook and for "on the cheap" as well...

[Steven_Draker]

I had not heard about this stuff ...

 

Whipped,

You probably haven't heard of J-Lube, because you're not into fisting.

Experienced fisters have been using J-Lube, Crisco (another off-label use ) and Slam Dunk for a long time.

Before rushing to the store, you may want to ask aficionados how it's prepared, used and washed off afterwards ...

[whipped guy]

Whipped,

You probably haven't heard of J-Lube, because you're not into fisting.

Experienced fisters have been using J-Lube, Crisco (another off-label use ) and Slam Dunk for a long time.

Before rushing to the store, you may want to ask aficionados how it's prepared, used and washed off afterwards ...

Emphatically not into fisting! And as far as Crisco is concerned I would not touch the stuff with a ten foot pole even for it's intended use... The only oil etc. that I have on hand is extra virgin olive oil...

 

EVO, the only way to go!

 

Regarding, Slam Dunk... That contains oil of clove... Something that's used to soothe and alleviate tooth aches by the way... I guess it also "soothes" the fisting process as well!

 

Regarding the mixing and any other caveats regarding J-lube, the Amazon reviews touch all the bases... and then some!

[Guest ChrisW]

Another use for J Lube is wrestling in a kiddie pool with a hot man ;-)

 

If your going to use J Lube the best thing you can do is to use a blender so it doesn't come out chunky. I learned the hard at a friends party to run it through the dishwasher after or get a separate blender, I had never seen stringy margaritas until a few months ago

[zeyfur]

It looks like you are clueless about the intended use of JLube !

[Kevin Slater]

I had never seen stringy margaritas until a few months ago

 

 

Kevin Slater