Gargantua 17in Cock with Balls

[Prime Muscle]

To hell with all you guys, I just found my new best friend. If I travel with him, do I need to purchase a second airplane seat?

 

http://www.extremerestraints.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/st979lg.jpg

[CT Dick]

Ouch!!!:o

 

Dick

[VaHawk]

Hmm, are you sure those aren't internet inches?

[Rick Munroe]

I prefer 7 UP.

 

http://www.7up.com/images/info_images/history_tbl2_r1c1.jpg

[+ deej]

Probably wouldn't need a seat, but you'd probably pay extra for the wheelbarrow to carry it around in.

[Guest showme43]

does King Kong know you have his cock?

[Trixie]

What a lovely lawn ornament! Much better than those old jockies holding lanterns.

Trix

[VaHawk]

>Much better than those old

>jockies holding lanterns.

 

Hey sweet Trixie! I agree with your observations, HOWEVER, imo, this is just as racially stereotyped as those "old jockies" (no offense intended but I believe that should be jockeys? - well damn it just call me miss school marm ). Something like this would definitely light the doorway for me, no lantern required!

[Trixie]

Well, it may be a stereotype, but it's a much more positive one!

(To tell the truth, I hadn't thought about that...

but it is black plastic, you are right. I hadn't meant it that way, and if anyone else saw my comments as race-specific, I do apologize! Thank you VaHawk, for alerting me to my faux-pas!)

La Trix

[VaHawk]

OOOPS! I wasn't referring to your comment, which I thought was funny. I was alluding to the misconception that all black men are hugely endowed, which imo, is a racial stereotype.