Lube-stitute

[+ friendofsheila]

Caught in a place without lube and just gotta jerk off? Plain old spit just not helpful enough?

 

I've discovered that corn oil works. I'm guessing any kind of cooking oil will do the trick (don't try it with penetration, though. I think it would compromise a condom.)

 

But what if I'm overhauling a carburetor with Mike Rowe

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2788/4198613872_1a17dedc37.jpg

and he says he wants me to cum on his chest. NOW.

 

I'd be dubious about reaching for motor oil, but gosh I'd be tempted if HE was asking.

 

 

Are there any other handy, household substitutes I haven't mentioned?

[+ purplekow]

For jerking off? Soap of course and Dish washing liquid Hand cream Any manner of food (fruits with juice, chocolate pudding, twinkies, canned baked bean etc) lip gloss. Where that is a wank there is a way.

[+ Italiano]

Luckily I am uncut and precum a lot...

[Samai139]

any hand cream or lotions---cocoa butter is one of my favourites; have used shave cream, baby oil and sun tan lotion---not with the high PSF--something in there that irritates. And with that I'll close, TMI.

[EastbayMike]

Luckily I am uncut and precum a lot...

 

So envious. Always been difficult for me to Jack off without lube. Makes me believe that the rumors about why American men are circumcised are true .