If you think some escorts charge too much ...

[Daverwr]

I bet Miss Priss with his team of 4 cleaners washes his hands after peeing - 'though he probably calls it "tinkling."

 

Sorry, picking up from a previous thread.

[+ FreshFluff]

Okay, marry ME!

 

No, operalover, marry ME!

 

http://bp3.blogger.com/_RHx0gz0lkJ8/RZ6va7JwitI/AAAAAAAAAOU/NoqVWH59KrY/s400/proposal_kitten.jpg

I can't cook or clean, but I'll look damn good on your arm at those Hamptons parties. *Takes a seat in the Hamptons copter and waits*