For the oral to completion devotees...

[Guest ncm2169]

http://www.semenex.com/home.html

 

Amazing what one can stumble onto doing a search for "cum laude." :+

[Rick Munroe]

Fuckin' hot. Just the idea that someone would market a product like that gets my dick hard (however, I'll stick to pineapple juice and Mother Nature to keep mine sweet). }(

[Guest Les]

Better Tasting Semen

 

Our research suggests you really are what you eat!

 

Here at Sexology, one of the questions most frequently asked is this: “How can I make my semen taste better?”

 

We’re always happy to hear our members being so considerate of their sex partners, so we decided to look into it for you (to be honest, we were kind of curious ourselves).

 

The first thing we found out was that no empirical scientific studies have been conducted to confirm that diet is directly related to the taste of a person's ejaculate (we imagine this has something to do with the difficulties associated with obtaining funding and recruiting tasters).

 

Still, while there’s obviously nothing doing in the lab, we knew there would be thousands of people out there conducting their own experiments.

 

As it turns out, someone has written an entire book on this sort of thing. It’s called Secrets About Men Every Woman Should Know and in it we found the following extract:

 

“Since semen is a body fluid produced by your partner, its taste and quality will reflect his physical health. Drugs, alcohol, stress and diet all greatly affect the taste and consistency of a man's semen. Changing your diet can create a dramatic change in semen taste.

 

“For instance, try having your partner drink a lot of pineapple juice for several days and then taste his semen. It will be very sweet."

 

"When a man drinks a lot of bitter beverages, such as coffee or alcohol, his semen will tend to have a bitter taste to it. A man who eats a lot of animal proteins (especially red meat), which dump acid by-products into the blood, will also tend to have a more acid-tasting semen."

 

We thought this was a good start but, as the old saying goes, you can’t believe everything you read. So we went to the real experts: the folks who inhabit the chatrooms of this world.

 

Once we’d waded through the many jokes that were going on, we discovered that, as well as pineapple juice, there was some anecdotal evidence to suggest that cinnamon might also produce sweeter-tasting semen.

 

Apparantly, this is because the chemicals that give foods like pineapples and cinnamon their taste are able to travel around in the blood stream, and move across membranes into the semen.

 

Others recommended celery, parsely and any kind of fruit as ways to make cum more palatable.

 

As for the no-no’s, our chatroom sources agreed that coffee, alcohol, red meat, onion, garlic (no surprises there), dairy foods, broccoli, cauliflower and asparagus are not what you might call generous to your gism.

 

And for all those chocoholics out there, here’s the bad news: M&Ms may melt in your mouth but they make for a truly bitter blowjob.

 

So, to summarize, here’s a checklist of do’s and don’ts to help make your semen more succulent (or should that be suck-ulent?)

 

Do eat/drink:

 

Pineapple juice, cinnamon, parlsey, celery, any kind of fruit.

 

Don’t eat/drink:

 

Alcohol, coffee, red meat, onion, garlic, dairy foods (especially milk), broccoli, cauliflower, asparagus and chocolate.

 

We can’t promise that this advice will make your semen taste like a vanilla milkshake, but there sure can’t be any harming in trying it. If you do, we hope it makes giving head ‘loads’ more enjoyable for your partner.

 

Footnote: Our favorite line in the chatrooms came from a young woman in Oklahoma and went something like this: If you blew a guy who ate lots of chili, you could say ‘oh baby, you’re sooo hot!’

 

 

I know from personal experience that cinnamon does the trick!

I have an exBF whose cum was bitter and nasty. Gave him a little cinnamon and it changed to creamy sweet and delicious. I couldn't get enough...Yum!!

[Rick Munroe]

>Gave him a

>little cinnamon and it changed to creamy sweet and delicious.

>I couldn't get enough...Yum!!

 

Les, who knew you were such a pig? :o

[Guest Les]

Oink..Oink

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/les111/t8crop.jpg

 

This photo was recently brought to my attention by a fellow poster...I'll let him identify himself...if he wants.:7

[+ Axiom2001]

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy!

Yummy! Yummy! Yummy! Yummy! Yummy!

 

This was indeed a very hot vicarious experience!!:9 :9

[Chuck50]

So thats what Rick Munroe looks like we always see the other side of him. HUGS Chuck50:P :P

[Rick Munroe]

>So thats what Rick Munroe looks like we always see the other

>side of him.

 

Nah, my dick is fatter than that and has a mushroom head.

[Guest Throat Poker]

What the fuck does it matter what flavour your jism is? Surely you want to cum so deep that the guy won't actually taste it...unless, of course, he has taste buds where his gag reflex should be?

 

[VaHawk]

By this post, I can tell you've never deep throated while the guy came. Believe, me you can still taste it. :9

[Guest ncm2169]

VA, since you referred to me in another post in a different place here earlier as someone who might be...ummm..."gay challenged" (my words), you might be surprised to hear me TOTALLY agree. }(

[VaHawk]

LOL! :7 I retract my earlier words, in reference to you in particular, but not in reference to most "bi" or "str8" men in general, solely based on my own experiences. IT IS FUN, AIN'T IT?

[Guest ncm2169]

Yep, diversity makes the world go 'round, man! :+

 

P.S. I also recall our agreeing on the right way to cruise a men's room (I think that was you). Are my credentials now sufficiently established, even if my terminology might still be objectionable? }(

[jack]

So that's why the kid had that look on his face with cum dripping off his tongue, around his lips, and down over his chin. It was the M&M's. Who'd know. This place is turning into a scholarly think tank. (But the kid in the bathing suite still got me precum. Something to think about in the tank.):o

[Guest Les]

Plus Rick... It's the least I could do for him after he gave me what I wanted! :o With him it became my pleasure.