5 dollar foot long?

[Michael Wayne]

I laughed so hard today when I saw the news about the subway subs that are adverised as , "foot long," are really only 11 inches or so...even 10 or 10.5 in many cases. It seems that subway operates like so many posters i have seen on manhunt and other hook up sites when they claim 8, 9, 10, 11 or even "foot long," cocks but actually deliver alot less! Now, of course, no one who advertises on rentboy would ever do that, right? lol! Well, hopefully the review process will weed out the false adverisers from those of us who really PACK what we PROMISE. Just trying to add a little humor to the board today guys...

[EZEtoGRU]

I laughed so hard today when I saw the news about the subway subs that are adverised as , "foot long," are really only 11 inches or so...even 10 or 10.5 in many cases. It seems that subway operates like so many posters i have seen on manhunt and other hook up sites when they claim 8, 9, 10, 11 or even "foot long," cocks but actually deliver alot less! Now, of course, no one who advertises on rentboy would ever do that, right? lol! Well, hopefully the review process will weed out the false adverisers from those of us who really PACK what we PROMISE. Just trying to add a little humor to the board today guys...

 

If you want a truly large hot dog, head to rocker Alice Cooper's restaurant in phoenix called: Cooperstown. They sell the "Big Unit" hot dog which is 22 inches long. It's a real sight to see. I ordered it once and obviously could not eat the whole thing.......and that was removing the bun completely. It's named after Rancy Johnson (The big Unit) baseball player who played (plays??) with the Arizona Diamondbacks. So if you're disappointed with Subway, head to Cooperstown!!

 

http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play?p=big+unit+hot+dog&tnr=21&vid=E8BC0798C6A86F796506E8BC0798C6A86F796506&turl=http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=U.4804441468698649&pid=15.1&rurl=http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/?q=big+unit+hot+dog&vid=E8BC0798C6A86F796506E8BC0798C6A86F796506&docid=4804441468698649&sigr=13o41ljdj&tt=s&tit=HLN:+Alice+Cooper+shows+off+his+"Big+Unit"&back=http://search.yahoo.com/search?ei=UTF-8&p=big+unit+hot+dog&sado=1&fr=yfp-t-701-1&sigb=12gt59180

 

Cooperstown link:

http://www.alicecooperstown.com/

[bigvalboy]

I laughed so hard today when I saw the news about the subway subs that are adverised as , "foot long," are really only 11 inches or so...even 10 or 10.5 in many cases. It seems that subway operates like so many posters i have seen on manhunt and other hook up sites when they claim 8, 9, 10, 11 or even "foot long," cocks but actually deliver alot less! Now, of course, no one who advertises on rentboy would ever do that, right? lol! Well, hopefully the review process will weed out the false adverisers from those of us who really PACK what we PROMISE. Just trying to add a little humor to the board today guys...

 

 

And you did add some humor. I was laughing because I still remember that pic you had of your cock next to a coke can..Hell, no mistaking that measurement..I always felt Mikey that when you said something it was the truth..kudos to you.

[RexAll]

I remember an advertisement in Airline Magazines for years in the 80's advertising a jumbo type hot dog in Las Vegas. Anyone else remember this ad?

 

Rex

[+ beethoven]

I like your comparison of Subway's claim that their foot-long is 12 inches to a Rentboy's claim that his is 9 or 10 or 11 inches.....

 

Well done!

[Jaker27]

Yeah, but when you get to 10.5" who's counting anymore. I mean that's a big ass sandwich for even the biggest appetites.

[Scorpio]

Yeah, but when you get to 10.5" who's counting anymore. I mean that's a big ass sandwich for even the biggest appetites.

 

Yeah, it's sort of like those that stop counting their birthdays at 37, when they haven't seen 37 in almost a decade.

[bigvalboy]

Yeah, but when you get to 10.5" who's counting anymore. I mean that's a big ass sandwich for even the biggest appetites.

 

Why count? Anything more than a mouthful is a waste of time, eh Jaker

[Jaker27]

Yeah, it's sort of like those that stop counting their birthdays at 37, when they haven't seen 37 in almost a decade.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If they don't mind, it doesn't matter.

[Jaker27]

Why count? Anything more than a mouthful is a waste of time, eh Jaker

I concur but it also depends on your definition of "more then a mouthful" cuz i know some freaken sword swallowers. I think they must have lost their gag reflex in an accident or something.

[+ deej]

Yeah, it's sort of like those that stop counting their birthdays at 37, when they haven't seen 37 in almost a decade.

 

At some point they become anniversaries. These days I have an annual celebration of the 30th anniversary of an earlier age.

[Steven_Draker]

the subway subs that are adverised as , "foot long," are really only 11 inches or so...even 10 or 10.5 in many cases.

 

Actually that's not too bad for people watching their diet. 10.5 instead of 12 means less bread and less carbs :-)

 

From the same "selling" point of view did you know that the size 32 you buy in a department store is actually 33 or 34. This is called "marketing strategy"

[Scorpio]

Yeah, it's sort of like those that stop counting their birthdays at 37, when they haven't seen 37 in almost a decade.

 

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If they don't mind, it doesn't matter.

 

At some point they become anniversaries. These days I have an annual celebration of the 30th anniversary of an earlier age.

 

Age isn't an issue for me. My comment was more in the vain of "pot meet kettle" or "practice what you preach." if one is going to criticize the lack of truth in advertising; one should not be guilty of the same.

[Steven_Draker]

Mikey's original post is about INCHES!

 

Put your sword back into its sheath, honey

[Nvr2Thick]

Age isn't an issue for me. My comment was more in the vain of "pot meet kettle" or "practice what you preach." if one is going to criticize the lack of truth in advertising; one should not be guilty of the same.

 

If I lie about my age its not false advertising. I'm not selling anything.

[leigh.bess.toad]

I love Subway's justification. The Foot-long is a registered Subway trademark and is not meant to convey the length of the actual sandwich.

 

I'm guessing the six inch sub doesn't necessarily mean six inches huh?

 

But the earlier conversation was the first thing I thought: "they must be run by gay men who measure things for grindr".

[Strafe13]

I concur but it also depends on your definition of "more then a mouthful" cuz i know some freaken sword swallowers. I think they must have lost their gag reflex in an accident or something.

 

Well, damn! I wouldn't mind getting in that kind of accident if I'd receive that kind of ability. Don't most superheroes get their powers due to some kind of accident? Jaker, maybe you could endow me with this power next week? :-P