This Board Is Morally and Spiritually Bankrupt

[bluenix]

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[VaHawk]

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMEN!!!!!!!!!! AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND TOTALLY LACKING ANY SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD, I love using !!!!!!!!!

[duke37]

http://phunny.drghetto.com/switchlinux3.swf

 

I wanna be a Linux supervillain.

 

Jeff

[VaHawk]

LOVE IT!!! LMAO, thanks for the GREAT post!

[Michael]

http://www.hampsterdance2.com/hampsterdance2.html

[Huey]

There is nothing wrong with this board ... it is a few of the poeple who post. And your post brought it to a new low .

[Guest Ant415]

<...this Board is Morally and Spiritually Bankrupt..>

 

 

SO... What's the downside? What is your point?

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

How do you want to crash today?

 

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."

 

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed automobiles similar to the way technology was "created" by Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

 

1.  For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

 

2.  Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.

 

3.  Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.

 

4.  Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

 

5.  Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT."  But then you would have to buy more seats.

 

6.  Apple would make a car that was powered by the sun, was far more reliable, five times as fast, and incredibly easy to drive, but would only run on five per cent of the roads.

 

7.  The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

 

8.  New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

 

9.  The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

 

10. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

 

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them.  Attempting  to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more.  Moreover, GM  would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.

 

12. Everytime GM introduced a new model car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

 

13. You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.

[btmstudnyc]

Pikachu

 

What do you know about Pikachu Bluenix?

 

Morally and Spiritually bankrupt....chapter 11?

Doesn't that give us 7 years to clear all this up?

Don't I get a second chance?

Blue....how could you just leave me and throw me to the sharks like this?

 

 

JIM

[bluenix]

RE: Pikachu

 

>What do you know about Pikachu Bluenix?

 

Nothing, in a word.

 

Except I do like doing that side-to-side thing with my hands in front of a mirror. It's calming.

 

To be just a little bit more forthcoming, look at my post count.