Escort Threatened Me- I think

[+ Lucky]

An escort with Japanese gonorrhea rimmed me and then told me about his newly acquired drip. He had just been in Tokyo, he said. When I said that I was worried because he had stuck his tongue so deep inside my butt cheek, he threatened to vote for Romney if I told anyone. When I got even more worried, he said "Don't worry, I was being tongue in cheek." So should I worry? Can I get the new Japanese disease from getting rimmed? Or when he said tongue in cheek, did that mean he was just kidding? If he was just kidding, does that mean he won't vote for Romney or he doesn't have the disease?

 

I have heard of people kidding when their tongue was in their cheek, but not in my butt cheek. Should I be worried? I had paid him up front, so I couldn't refuse to pay. He had a really long tongue and it felt so good, but I don't want to die from getting rimmed. Should I douche? I don't think that would help since this happened three weeks ago...

 

Will Daddy close this thread down if he thinks the Japanese disease can be caught by reading the thread?

[Guy Fawkes]

Dang you Lucky... You may have just tipped the scales the wrong way!

 

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002676581/5310610928_Romney_Worse_77773338374_xlarge.jpeg

 

An escort with Japanese gonorrhea rimmed me and then told me about his newly acquired drip. He had just been in Tokyo, he said. When I said that I was worried because he had stuck his tongue so deep inside my butt cheek, he threatened to vote for Romney if I told anyone. When I got even more worried, he said "Don't worry, I was being tongue in cheek." So should I worry? Can I get the new Japanese disease from getting rimmed? Or when he said tongue in cheek, did that mean he was just kidding? If he was just kidding, does that mean he won't vote for Romney or he doesn't have the disease?

 

I have heard of people kidding when their tongue was in their cheek, but not in my butt cheek. Should I be worried? I had paid him up front, so I couldn't refuse to pay. He had a really long tongue and it felt so good, but I don't want to die from getting rimmed. Should I douche? I don't think that would help since this happened three weeks ago...

 

Will Daddy close this thread down if he thinks the Japanese disease can be caught by reading the thread?

[+ Lucky]

Well, let's hope he was just kidding. I sure hope that he doesn't go to the National Enquirer and sell my story though. That would be really cheesy.

[Bart]

Well Lucky if I were you I would be worried because if runs its course you to will be talking out of your ass like Romney and I believe it results in you voting for Romney as well, sounds like worst case scenario.

[bigvalboy]

And why do you not have a "Bidet" that would have solved everything. Every self respecting homosexual should have one. Well Mary, I say quit your whining, pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and take your 'licks' like a man.

 

Daddy......Close this thread now, and send Lucky to time-out. Did you hear, the man ain't got no bidet. Disgusting!!

[SteveEscort]

I'm suffering from AIDS. (Always Instigate Democratic Strategy). I've been having lots of unsafe debate trying to spread the seed.

 

If your worried about catching HIV (He's In Victory) and need drugs please ring The Madeleine Albright Foundation

[Guy Fawkes]

Let's see there's that definition of "Bastard" a friend (female) told me years ago: "A man with a 10" tongue and a 5" dick, and he only likes to fuck."

 

and yes I heard the story; I'm still going: "Huh?" A Hot Mess indeed.

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUCkFAKdunc

[OneFinger]

Am I the only one that didn't find this tread funny?? IMHO totally inappropriate and certainly not something in this forum.

 

Should never have seen the light of day and I'm surprised it's been allowed to continue.

[MichiganMan]

You're NOT alone OneFinger....totally juvenile in my opinion...bias and censorship alive and well HERE, so I am NOT suprised!

[adriano46]

Am I the only one that didn't find this tread funny?? IMHO totally inappropriate and certainly not something in this forum.

 

Should never have seen the light of day and I'm surprised it's been allowed to continue.

 

I too found it stupid and wasteful - and since it was a not-too-subtle political message in the wrong forum. seems as long as one attacks O's opposition, moderators turn blind eye or become cheerleaders.

[jjkrkwood]

Am I the only one that didn't find this tread funny?? IMHO totally inappropriate and certainly not something in this forum.

 

Should never have seen the light of day and I'm surprised it's been allowed to continue.

 

Totally Agreed, but consider the "source"...

[operalover21]

Am I the only one that didn't find this tread funny?? IMHO totally inappropriate and certainly not something in this forum.

 

Should never have seen the light of day and I'm surprised it's been allowed to continue.

 

Grotesque in the extreme. Plus, there's supposed to be NO politics here. Hmm. The whole thing is rather unfortunate.

[+ Lucky]

It was just awful. You know, the things we see here on the message center can just be so disturbing. For crying out loud, putting Romney in a thread about rimming. Geez. What's next? I mean, totally inappropriate can only go so far, right? Next someone will be talking about putting a finger up his ass!

 

I wish I could say that I cared that some of you are offended by my joke, but I don't. It's just a joke, and if you don't like it, move on.

[jjkrkwood]

It was just awful. You know, the things we see here on the message center can just be so disturbing. For crying out loud, putting Romney in a thread about rimming. Geez. What's next? I mean, totally inappropriate can only go so far, right? Next someone will be talking about putting a finger up his ass!

 

I wish I could say that I cared that some of you are offended by my joke, but I don't. It's just a joke, and if you don't like it, move on.

 

Thats right Lucky, because you RUN the show here ! However when someone tells YOU to moveon, you whine and moan and beg for forgiveness, until the NEXT time. funny that your jokes are considered OK, but if someone else posts what they believe is a joke, you call them to task. I guess every site has ONE, and you're IT here .....

[+ Lucky]

Thank you JJ for your insights. You made my day!

[jjkrkwood]

Thank you JJ for your insights. You made my day!

 

Sarcasm suits you ! And to quote YOU ..."I dont care"....

[NYTomcat]

Ok well I found it funny but crass humor has always been my downfall. I never knew when to say when. LOL.... Then again I live by the rule. don't like it... just move on

[bigvalboy]

As did I. As evidence from my post of 20 hours ago. I thought it to be very clever in fact. And I second NYTomcat's sentiments. There....I said it, so please don't pm me and start your whining.

[NYTomcat]

As did I. As evidence from my post of 20 hours ago. I thought it to be very clever in fact. And I second NYTomcat's sentiments. There....I said it, so please don't pm me and start your whining.

 

See but that's cause your ass is clean.... you got a bidet after all. Love to rim a man with a bidet. LMAO Plus Bigval you know better than to take whining pm's to heart.... IGNORE.

[bigvalboy]

See but that's cause your ass is clean.... you got a bidet after all. Love to rim a man with a bidet. LMAO Plus Bigval you know better than to take whining pm's to heart.... IGNORE.

 

:D:D...Hope that you have a great day!!

[+ Gar1eth]

I gather this is a joke of some kind. I don't want to bore the people who understand it. But if someone would be kind enough to PM me and explain it, I would consider it a kindness.

 

Gman

[bigvalboy]

I gather this is a joke of some kind. I don't want to bore the people who understand it. But if someone would be kind enough to PM me and explain it, I would consider it a kindness.

 

Gman

 

Lucky I will let you take this one...

[AdamSmith]

I never knew when to say when. LOL....

 

One can attest. You put up with ME.

[+ Lucky]

"Lucky I will let you take this one..."

 

Can't help you there. There is no hidden meaning to be explained.

[Guy Fawkes]

It's like trying to explain a pratfall to a blind man. It's just a leap of faith that fails.