John Mayer on masturbation

[Guest]

"I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn't pick up because I'm masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. First of all, I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself."

– John Mayer

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[bigvalboy]

"I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn't pick up because I'm masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. First of all, I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself."

– John Mayer

http://anythinghollywood.com/wp-content/2010/01/John_Mayer_Rolling_Stone_cover.jpg

http://www.longislandpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/john-mayer-borat-734265.jpg

 

What is he babbling about? He can masturbate while regurgitating all those racist comments about black women all he wants. I never thought he was even remotely cute. What in God's name did Jen ever see in him....disgusting!!

[operalover21]

Who is John Mayer?

[jgoo]

Who is John Mayer?

 

Pop/blues musician (and apparently quite an asshole). Supposedly very talented guitarist too. Not a huge fan of his music myself.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Mayer

[rocky]

Good morning. When he first hit the song charts I thought he was sort of cool. Then he started babbling publicly. It's all about him and him proving that he's not gay, much like Tom Cruise, John Travolta, etc. He has to talk about his exploitations to get people to think he wouldn't suck dick, well he's failed

[EZEtoGRU]

What is he babbling about? He can masturbate while regurgitating all those racist comments about black women all he wants. I never thought he was even remotely cute. What in God's name did Jen ever see in him....disgusting!!

 

Babbling for sure. I really don't get what he's talking about. BTW, what were the racist comments? I probably missed them burried in the babble. LOL.

 

In addition to the babble.......he's not even hot. Why does he land all those famous women (Jen, Taylor, etc)?

[jgoo]

Asked "Do black women throw themselves at you?" Mayer, 32, replies:

 

"I don't think I open myself to it. My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fu*kin' David Duke c*ck. I'm going to start dating separately from my d*ck. …I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She's super hot and she's also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she'd be like, 'Yeah, I sucked his d*ck. Whatever.'"

 

 

http://m.usmag.com/?redirurl=/celebrity-news/news/jonh-mayer-slammed-for-racist-remarks-in-playboy-2010102

 

 

 

Babbling for sure. I really don't get what he's talking about. BTW, what were the racist comments? I probably missed them burried in the babble. LOL.

 

In addition to the babble.......he's not even hot. Why does he land all those famous women (Jen, Taylor, etc)?

[EZEtoGRU]

Asked "Do black women throw themselves at you?" Mayer, 32, replies:

 

"I don't think I open myself to it. My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fu*kin' David Duke c*ck. I'm going to start dating separately from my d*ck. …I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She's super hot and she's also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she'd be like, 'Yeah, I sucked his d*ck. Whatever.'"

 

http://m.usmag.com/?redirurl=/celebrity-news/news/jonh-mayer-slammed-for-racist-remarks-in-playboy-2010102

 

A David Duke cock? Wow this guy is nuts. Must be on drugs or something. BTW, I did not see those comments in the original post. Maybe there was a link there that I missed.

[+ deej]

Then he started babbling publicly. It's all about him and him proving that he's not gay

 

Making out with Perez Hilton was probably not the cleverest avenue, there.

[operalover21]

Pop/blues musician (and apparently quite an asshole). Supposedly very talented guitarist too. Not a huge fan of his music myself.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Mayer

 

Glad I never heard of him. Hope to never hear of him again.

[+ friendofsheila]

He made a cute video once of him kissing a man's thong. That's about the extent of his celebrity as far as I can tell.

 

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[Mariner45]

I can't deny that he's got some modicum of messy attractiveness, but everything that comes out of his mouth is unattractive. Ah well, that's what ball gags are for.

And he's spot on on the Tiger Woods comment.

[tyro]

"Modicum of messy attractiveness..."

I LIKE IT!

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