The multi-themed thread in which Max will address all your latest concerns.

[maxwellissmart]

Okay, I'm bored ünd horny and thought I would add my 2¢ worth in on some threads.

 

Soreness from exercise is good, but watch out for any shooting pain. Tendons and ligaments are avascular—and as such, take FOREVER to heal. You don't want that sort of injury, or a stress fracture.

 

You're stuck between a rock and hard place with diet—too much fiber and your BMs may be squishy and take forever to clean out, too little and you're doing yourself a disservice toward proper colon health. The key to cleaning yourself out is to practice when you don't need to meet up with someone, so you can get used to how much effort and how long it takes. When I bottomed regularly, I could tell the difference in how I felt which was the key to having cleaned high enough. I gave myself plenty of time to pass whatever water was left inside me, so I didn't have an accident. I also passed clear mucus after 30 minutes or so, which let me know everything was completely clean.

 

Bye Phyllis, you were definitely one-of-a-kind. When Lily Tomlin goes I'll turn into a sobbing mess.

 

Rick—sorry, I thought the board was still down at that point. Come dance for me—dance for Daddy (I grew a beard during summer break and now I look like Dirk Caber).

 

Former porn stars and escorts become realtors or bartenders. I know several. And they still look good, so fuck gravity.

 

Sorry, but I think the email from HIV-escort is neither "noble" nor "the right thing." The "right thing" would have been to be tested regularly and not to have engaged in unsafe sex with clients. Four years as an escort and he never got tested once? That's just... insane. And while HIV affects everyone differently, I would be highly surprised to find that in those past 4 years, Mr. Escort has been completely asymptomatic and never thought "hey, maybe I'm sick." The pat summary of "sorry if you were put at risk by my actions" seems like a quick disclaimer to cover his ass for potential legal issues so that he can at least say he tried. His email comes across as so callous and non-caring that I can't believe there's actually a shred of concern in it.

 

I agree with Steven that you shouldn't be that paranoid with inviting someone to your room. Keep stuff in the hotel safe or in your car for an hour if it's that big of a deal.

 

I'm kinda surprised it took this long to get Braylon Laylon Rayon Nylon whatshisname's biggest fan off the board.

 

Meow, Tristan. Now I'm wondering if Rick and Tristan ever play "boss-man and secretary." Come type this for me, Secretary. Yes, Bossman. You made a mistake, Secretary—here's some Liquid Paper... oh, I spilled it all over your gentleman's blouse. You'd better take that off so we can get it cleaned... (cue music). Oh, and would you be more inclined to go to have dinner at Rick and Tristan's or Tristan and Rick's? These things are important.

 

I'm about to break my own rule and fuck a client for free. The sex is THAT good. And I'm off for the next month or so, and I might as well have fun. And he has good taste in wine AND DOESN'T SNORE.

 

Jesus, Mikey—lighten up. The most professional thing you could have done was to say: "Let me correct you about my rate, as it clearly states it's actually $___/hr." And be done with it. And don't take this the wrong way—but your ad is a HOT MESS. Send it to Rick and Tristan (or is it Tristan and Rick?) when they're done with their office games and see if one of them can't help you edit it. It's not "all about the cock," it's about the impression you make on people and whether they have the patience to read what you've written.

 

Where have you gone BostonPhil? Our forum turns its lonely eyes to you.

[tyro]

Damn...that was the multi-purpose, Swiss-Army-knife, sonic-screwdriver reply there, Max!

Good to see you're back posting again.

T

PS I miss BP too. No, not the gas station. I don't miss the 12 billion of them.

[seeker630]

Welcome back.

[adriano46]

Max -- you should do this on a weekly basis for those of us too busy (or bored??) to read through so many of the topics. I laughed all the way through your very witty but also verry accurate "putting it in a nutshell" of so many recent topics here. Great way to enjoy my coffee this AM.

[gallahadesquire]

Welcome back, Cotter! ... er, Maxwell!

 

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[+ tristanbaldwin]

Very well written. Somebody loves their sarcasm. Difficult for simple peasants like me to follow, however- we don't know which parts apply to us, and which to someone else.

 

Again, let's not get bitter about things- no reason to. Why would David Forrest for example, represent a bunch of stars and book them out like a man-pimp? Answer- because it leaves those guys with a whole whale of additional time for pursuits they are better inclined. Communication isn't mine; Rick is the band-aid. Let's move on. As far as the 'other guys' mentioned in the above article...wow. That's all I can.

[maxwellissmart]

I sent you a PM, Tristan.

[+ azdr0710]

very clever and savvy, Max....always fun to read your stuff....

 

a reader of this, tho, really needs to be a Daddy's forum regular to get it.....

 

I hope you'll stay around...thanks