My Assistant

[jjkrkwood]

She adores me JJ. It's not like she makes Jeter money here ... $15 per hour.

 

Well I adore you too CF, BUT I still want to wring your neck....:o

[jjkrkwood]

Now that's antisemitism. Very hard for a bald man to pull off.

 

Thats why I am usually wearing my "Hair Club for Men" piece....

[bigvalboy]

She lives in a dumpy little apartment in Brooklyn with her free loading boyfriend. She sends money back to her Mother in Burbank, to put towards crushed glass for her stepfather's oatmeal.

 

:D

[jjkrkwood]

Cityflaw, if you are fashioning yourself after Jeff Lewis, dont be surprised if you end up alone in Life. That guys a prick, you havent made it to that level YET ! (getting close)

[citylaw1]

Cityflaw, if you are fashioning yourself after Jeff Lewis, dont be surprised if you end up alone in Life. That guys a prick, you havent made it to that level YET ! (getting close)

 

Jeff is far from alone and a personal friend.

[jjkrkwood]

Jeff is far from alone and a personal friend.

 

Where do you come up with this stuff ???? A personal friend ??? Oh, so you tune in to watch him on Bravo like the rest of us ????

[citylaw1]

Where do you come up with this stuff ???? A personal friend ??? Oh, so you tune in to watch him on Bravo like the rest of us ????

 

It's not exactly like I'm flaunting a personal relationship with Queen Elizabeth here. I'm also friends with Chaz Dean; is this so hard to believe? I've also known Ethan Hawke since we were very young, and have the personal email for Bette Midler; the last time I went out with Madame M was at the now defunct V's Steakhouse in Columbus Circle. Shall I go on?

[jjkrkwood]

It's not exactly like I'm flaunting a personal relationship with Queen Elizabeth here. I'm also friends with Chaz Dean; is this so hard to believe? I've also known Ethan Hawke since we were very young, and have the personal email for Bette Midler; the last time I went out with Madame M was at the now defunct V's Steakhouse in Columbus Circle. Shall I go on?

 

Nope, I already grasp the scope of your imagination. Friend is such a "loose" word. and FYI, I do have several friends that are Queens ! So there !

[bigvalboy]

It's not exactly like I'm flaunting a personal relationship with Queen Elizabeth here. I'm also friends with Chaz Dean; is this so hard to believe? I've also known Ethan Hawke since we were very young, and have the personal email for Bette Midler; the last time I went out with Madame M was at the now defunct V's Steakhouse in Columbus Circle. Shall I go on?

 

Now City...you and I need to talk, I so want to meet Jeff.

[+ FreshFluff]

Citylaw's OP reads like a parody of some other post. If that's true, care to point us to it?

[Lookin]

It's not exactly like I'm flaunting a personal relationship with Queen Elizabeth here. I'm also friends with Chaz Dean; is this so hard to believe? I've also known Ethan Hawke since we were very young, and have the personal email for Bette Midler; the last time I went out with Madame M was at the now defunct V's Steakhouse in Columbus Circle. Shall I go on?

 

Not to name-drop, but I myself am not entirely without a few well-known acquaintances. To mention just a few:

 

 

Dolly Parton and I are bosom buddies.

 

Mr. Whipple once gave me a squeeze.

 

Joe Biden and I are on nodding terms.

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2011/04/poll-was-joe-biden-sleeping-during-barack-obamas-deficit-speech/_jcr_content/par/cn_contentwell/par-main/cn_blogpost/cn_float_container/cn_image_0.size.bidensleeping.jpg

 

Bishop Sheen worshipped the ground I walk on.

George W. and I were friends but had a falling out.

http://news.cnet.com/i/bto/20070103/bush_segway_falling_350x250.jpg

I used to have coffee with Mrs. Olson.

Sarah Palin was my pen pal.

http://images.smh.com.au/2010/02/10/1106913/palinhand2-420x0.jpg

 

Willie Nelson and I had some high old times.

 

Mitt Romney let me borrow his flip-flops.

 

Charlie Sheen and I were very tight. http://i45.tinypic.com/96bbif.gif

I'll go on if you will . . .

[jjkrkwood]

Not to name-drop, but I myself am not entirely without a few well-known acquaintances. To mention just a few:

 

 

Dolly Parton and I are bosom buddies.

 

Mr. Whipple once gave me a squeeze.

 

Joe Biden and I are on nodding terms.

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2011/04/poll-was-joe-biden-sleeping-during-barack-obamas-deficit-speech/_jcr_content/par/cn_contentwell/par-main/cn_blogpost/cn_float_container/cn_image_0.size.bidensleeping.jpg

 

Bishop Sheen worshipped the ground I walk on.

George W. and I were friends but had a falling out.

http://news.cnet.com/i/bto/20070103/bush_segway_falling_350x250.jpg

I used to have coffee with Mrs. Olsen.

Sarah Palin was my pen pal.

http://images.smh.com.au/2010/02/10/1106913/palinhand2-420x0.jpg

 

Willie Nelson and I had some high old times.

 

Mitt Romney let me borrow his flip-flops.

 

Charlie Sheen and I were very tight. http://i45.tinypic.com/96bbif.gif

I'll go on if you will . . .

 

I had lunch with Ronald McDonald the other day, and we played in those colored Balls. And then shared some McNuggets and a McFlurry

[JustASailor]

Since you have some sort of friendship with her, could you not encourage her to get a better job with another company? What would the next step up in her job category be? Is she a legal assistant? Could you--that is to say, your company--offer to pay for some sort of night school course that would make her more valuable, and then pack her off somewhere else?

[citylaw1]

Here she is at work today. I had her turn around for privacy:

 

http://www.bannedpaysites.com/bangamidget/005/04.jpg

[bigvalboy]

Here she is at work today. I had her turn around for privacy:

 

http://www.bannedpaysites.com/bangamidget/005/04.jpg

 

I didn't know you were Black city law...damn nice to know my brutha...:D

[citylaw1]

I didn't know you were Black city law...damn nice to know my brutha...:D

 

No. I caught her with her BF:eek:

[+ FreshFluff]

Er, Puerto Rican?

[citylaw1]

Not to name-drop, but I myself am not entirely without a few well-known acquaintances. To mention just a few:

 

 

Dolly Parton and I are bosom buddies.

 

Mr. Whipple once gave me a squeeze.

 

Joe Biden and I are on nodding terms.

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2011/04/poll-was-joe-biden-sleeping-during-barack-obamas-deficit-speech/_jcr_content/par/cn_contentwell/par-main/cn_blogpost/cn_float_container/cn_image_0.size.bidensleeping.jpg

 

Bishop Sheen worshipped the ground I walk on.

George W. and I were friends but had a falling out.

http://news.cnet.com/i/bto/20070103/bush_segway_falling_350x250.jpg

I used to have coffee with Mrs. Olson.

Sarah Palin was my pen pal.

http://images.smh.com.au/2010/02/10/1106913/palinhand2-420x0.jpg

 

Willie Nelson and I had some high old times.

 

Mitt Romney let me borrow his flip-flops.

 

Charlie Sheen and I were very tight. http://i45.tinypic.com/96bbif.gif

I'll go on if you will . . .

 

 

Very entertaining!