Suck this COCK! Or test your x-ray vision.

[RockHard]

Troll begone.

 

Look, bone-head, if you get your jollies by inventing some kind of troll conspiracy theory, knock yourself out. You are far from unique or original by calling me a liar.

 

Anyone can say they own a "high-end monitor and high-end editing software." To them I say, prove it.

 

I agree, it shouldn't have been easy to win. It should have, however, been possible.

 

Says who? My game. My rules.

 

You just don't get it, do you boner? To WIN, all you had to do was click on the thread. The before-and-after guy from my private collection is there for the taking.

 

For those who are curious, here is the watermarked pubic area at 300%.

 

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7273/7557892470_52ac4a8ced.jpg

 

That was indeed a rapid response!

 

Bitch, if there's one thing I ain't, it's slow.

[+ WilliamM]

Boner,

 

Your latest comments make it even more annoying that RockHard named his last response to you as follows: "Bone-head?"

[maxwellissmart]

Since there was a prize offered here from RH's special private collection of men - I thought it would be fun to see what would have happened if someone had been clever enough to view the RH watermark (#8) at a higher resolution as he stated. I gave up at 497% after it was supposed to be viewable at 300%. This is the #8 area at 497%. It's clear why nobody won this time.

 

http://i1255.photobucket.com/albums/hh630/BonerPlus/rock300.jpg[/img]

 

I wondered why his thumb looked different, yet strangely familiar.

 

Bravo. Bring on some more.

[Boner]

Look, bone-head, if you get your jollies by inventing some kind of troll conspiracy theory, knock yourself out. You are far from unique or original by calling me a liar.

 

I'm not inventing anything here or calling you anything. My facts and presentations here are crystal clear and 100% accurate. If facts and truth cause you to behave like a cunty name-calling conspiracist, that's your problem, not mine.

 

Anyone can say they own a "high-end monitor and high-end editing software." To them I say, prove it.

 

I've proven everything here I need to prove. Your call, for me to now lather-up the forum with dripping arrogance and upper-class, snotty, celebrity-like superiority, is not my style and a job better suited for you.

 

 

You just don't get it, do you boner? To WIN, all you had to do was click on the thread. The before-and-after guy from my private collection is there for the taking.

 

Deflection and arrogance are always the trademark of someone back-peddling to save face.

 

Bitch, if there's one thing I ain't, it's slow.

 

That's the first honest thing you have spoken in the last two hours. Congratulations.

[RockHard]

Moving on...

 

Gentlemen,

 

Please accept my apologies for spoiling the fun. I removed the Photoshop sample photos. In hindsight, it might have been less controversial to play this game and learn about Photoshop using images of dead people. But even then, I'm sure someone would find fault.

 

The truth is, I didn't think anyone would question the usefulness or the value of these photos. It never occurred to me that someone would see them as being worth anything because of the following:

 

1. The pixels in the JPEGs I used were optimized downward and set to the lowest quality. The pixels were hanging to a visual life by the thinnest thread. If you separated the two images and re-saved those files one more time, pixelation would begin to be visible. You couldn't successfully print the images or enlarge them. In my mind, they had little use, except for the fun of this game.

 

2. I also know the retouching sucked. I mean, it took me all of two minutes to slap these bitches together. Plus, I know professionally what it takes to do quality work, and I did not do that kind of work because you can't produce high quality retouching on a compressed JPEG. It's just not possible.

 

However, I tend to take my talent for granted because I've been using Photoshop professionally since it first became available in the early 90's. And much to my surprise, some people looked at these images and saw "high quality." And you know what they say, one man's garbage is another's gold.

 

Nobody asked me to remove the photos but, at the same time, I have no desire to feed thieves and sham artists. This is the internet, after all. I can't play the "I didn't know" card.

 

Thank you to everyone who wrote me to express an opinion. I realize most of you like to see cock, any cock, and I'll do my best not to disappoint in the future.

 

Since most of you know I leave NYC for the summer, and that time is coming soon, any new Photoshop game will have to wait until September. I have plenty of vintage photos. Maybe I can whip up something fun using them.

 

Enjoy the rest of your summer,

 

RH