Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah...

[maxwellissmart]

This is probably one of those threads that's been done a thousand times but, (LAZY), so let's get it out there.

 

Would you fuck you?

 

If you had the ability to split off and form a clone, would you have sex with yourself? Now, I understand that some people will not be their own type—but would you have a three-way or orgy with someone then and share them with your twin? Suck your doppelgänger off? Fuck yourself if you're versatile?

 

What act would you like to engage yourself in, simply because you know you do it well—and if you were on the receiving end of it—it would be heaven?

 

(for me, it's rimming)

[orbital sander]

This is probably one of those threads that's been done a thousand times but, (LAZY), so let's get it out there.

 

Would you fuck you?

 

If you had the ability to split off and form a clone, would you have sex with yourself? Now, I understand that some people will not be their own type—but would you have a three-way or orgy with someone then and share them with your twin? Suck your doppelgänger off? Fuck yourself if you're versatile?

 

What act would you like to engage yourself in, simply because you know you do it well—and if you were on the receiving end of it—it would be heaven?

 

(for me, it's rimming)

 

I am confused here...Would I fuck you?

[+ Travis69]

I would love to get a bj from myself. Not only would I enjoy my oral skills but I would be turned on by my wonderful slutty behavior. No prude here when it comes to enjoying sex. My attitude is "get into it, do it well, express your inner most sexuality or don't do it at all".

[orbital sander]

I think that I would have to have a talk with myself about hygiene issues before sex:p

[Boner]

The only time I have sex with other people is when there are no questions or math involved. Please stop complicating my life.

[jjkrkwood]

NO, I dont meet my Size requirement....

 

But if you're not available to RIM yourself Max, I'd be happy to step in for you.

[rguer]

Would you fuck you?

 

20 years ago, yes. Now? Probably, but I'd want to get myselves in better shape first.

[Rick Munroe]

I'd like to suck myself off to experience my deep throating skills, then I'd like to slide under a rim seat and eat my ass out to experience both my hairy hole and my long probing tongue.

[jankeedaddy]

I have actually though about this. I have even said to escorts that “I’m so glad that you will fuck me because I wouldn’t fuck me.” That’s not because I’m so bad… it’s because when I was 17 I fantasized about 20 year old college students and I still fantasize about 20 year old college students.

 

So, I would fuck “the me” of 20 years ago, and certainly the me of 30 years ago, and probably the me of 40 years ago (which would be on the edge of illegal – but we have a special relationship—don’t we?). The me of 10 years ago, … maybe not.

 

So escorts provide that “look” of the 20 something and I am so glad that they will agree to fuck me. And the escort need not look like me… I am only mildly narcissistic>

[Edward]

I have always wanted a clone. This may be sick but have a nice young body and have a brain transplant. How may times have you heard "only if I would have known then what I know now"? Talk about a second chance. Boy, would I have a lot more fun the second time around and not make so may stupid mistakes. Guys take this in just.

[jawjateck]

I'm not into me any more. 20 years ago, I'd a been all over it.

 

However, as a dang good french kisser, I'm still looking for another me out there.

[maxwellissmart]

I'm not into me any more. 20 years ago, I'd a been all over it.

 

However, as a dang good french kisser, I'm still looking for another me out there.

 

I gotcha right here, baby.

[Phil_musc]

What an interesting question. The answer, for me, is YES!!!. I'd like to experience my kissing skills, my touching skills, my mutual masturbation skills, my - well I think you get the idea. Need I say more?

 

On a somewhat related note: have any of you guys seen the old Frank Vickers whack-off film where he is looking in the mirror? It's really hot. I think I could do that - still!

[Epigonos]

Good gawd NO. The mirrors in my house DO NOT lie to me!!!!!

[maxwellissmart]

What an interesting question. The answer, for me, is YES!!!. I'd like to experience my kissing skills, my touching skills, my mutual masturbation skills, my - well I think you get the idea. Need I say more?

 

On a somewhat related note: have any of you guys seen the old Frank Vickers whack-off film where he is looking in the mirror? It's really hot. I think I could do that - still!

 

No, but I've seen some of his other stuff—again and again.

[Xander]

Good gawd NO. The mirrors in my house DO NOT lie to me!!!!!

 

I have a mirror project in my apartment that I started ... at the moment its hexagonal mirrors going up the corner of my room, slowly growing to go up and over the ceiling over the bed

[bigvalboy]

Good gawd NO. The mirrors in my house DO NOT lie to me!!!!!

 

Epigonos...not sure what you are seeing in those mirrors, but you bring a "Hellava lot" to the table. Any escort should be glad to have you as a client...

[maxwellissmart]

Epigonos...not sure what you are seeing in those mirrors, but you bring a "Hellava lot" to the table. Any escort should be glad to have you as a client...

 

That's all fine and good, but the question is: would you fuck yourself if somehow given the opportunity? Why or why not?

[Lohengrin1979]

Interesting question. I'm definitely not my type because I'm not versatile but I'd like to experience my own oral skills....for evaluation purposes only.