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[jjkrkwood]

Max, Max, Max.......... another Brilliant example of why I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU...... I about pee'd my panties... (I ran out of Depends today)....

You are SPOT ON with each and every character in your scene. Who wudda known you were paying SO MUCH attention to us ???? I thought you were just a dumb, faceless broad posting alot

of shit just to get a HIGH post count and win the contest .... I swallow my tongue now (practice for the sex club tonite), and I will never underestimate YOU again....

In fact, if you ever decide to launch a New career and write "GAY ROMANCE NOVELS", i'll fund you..... Not many people bring a happy tear to my eye, but YOU did ! Smooches - JJ

[bigvalboy]

Excuse me!!! That's it!!!! On the next re-write, I will expect a much LARGER part...this is 'bull pucky'

 

 

 

Director : (pointing at Max) I think we need to tweek this to include BVB in here a little more.

Max: Yessir I will get on that right away.

BVB: You damn well better max, "now I am ready for my close up"

 

(Sorry...a bit obtuse, but I'm trying)

[jjkrkwood]

Director : (pointing at Max) I think we need to tweek this to include BVB in here a little more.

Max: Yessir I will get on that right away.

BVB: You damn well better max, "now I am ready for my close up"

 

If you cave to BVB's pressure, in the re-write, I MUST flip a table.....

[bigvalboy]

Max, Max, Max.......... another Brilliant example of why I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU...... I about pee'd my panties... (I ran out of Depends today)....

You are SPOT ON with each and every character in your scene. Who wudda known you were paying SO MUCH attention to us ???? I thought you were just a dumb, faceless broad posting alot

of shit just to get a HIGH post count and win the contest .... I swallow my tongue now (practice for the sex club tonite), and I will never underestimate YOU again....

In fact, if you ever decide to launch a New career and write "GAY ROMANCE NOVELS", i'll fund you..... Not many people bring a happy tear to my eye, but YOU did ! Smooches - JJ

 

 

It was just ok in my book, let's not get excited. My part was not nearly large enough. I would expect a much grander part...Can't I own the restaurant or something.

[Jaker27]

"Oh for fuck's sake. Sometimes I think it would be fun to invite all of you to dinner and watch you kill each other. ".

I want to be on the list!! Didn't you see my very honest post about justifiable homicide.

[jjkrkwood]

It was just ok in my book, let's not get excited. My part was not nearly large enough.

 

Well thats debatable. There was clearly a message there. He dug VERY deep to find something nice to say, and DID say you were extremely TAN..... Be thankful for that :o

[jjkrkwood]

"Oh for fuck's sake. Sometimes I think it would be fun to invite all of you to dinner and watch you kill each other. ".

I want to be on the list!! Didn't you see my very honest post about justifiable homicide.

 

I have embraced from being on THIS board that homicide is "justifable" ;)

[Boner]

ROTFLMFAO! Simply brilliant Max! HIGHlarious! I'm dying here....

[bigvalboy]

and DID say you were extremely TAN.....

 

My tan is quite nice...'Josephga' does my spray tanning!

[jjkrkwood]

My tan is quite nice...'Josephga' does my spray tanning!

 

He told me, but said no matter how hard he tried, he couldnt get the spray on abs just right... They kept running off that beachball belly.....

[maxwellissmart]

My tan is quite nice...'Josephga' does my spray tanning!

 

The obligatory and now trendy post-credits scene

 

The restaurant has closed for the evening, and the final guests are leaving.

 

Joey Bryant's loud, petulant voice wafts into the restaurant—he is arguing with a nameless gentleman: "I TOLD YOU I WASN'T DOING WELL THIS MONTH—SEVEN BUCKS IS A LOT OF MONEY!"

 

Daddy (to guests—with a weary smile on his face) : Thank you. Thank you. Good night.

 

Daddy shuts the door, grabs a bottle of Scotch and heads for the office.

 

Daddy (muttering to no one): Christ, remind me why I do this again.

 

The group's table is trashed, especially where Rock and Fresh got into a tiff over shoes and threw dishes of blue cheese and honey mustard at one another.

 

Waiter 1 (BostonPhil): I hate these people. Why Daddy puts up with them—I'll never know.

Waiter 2 (JosephGA): It has something to do with a special promise he made his dying cousin. Eh, we'll be done soon. (looks flirtatiously at Bphil) I sure could use a "massage" again. Yep, a "massage" sounds good right about now.

 

(gooses BPhil)

 

BPhil (giggling and scandalized): JOSEPH—what has gotten into you!

JGA: You mean, what has "gotten into you," and that's me, if you're lucky.

 

(a saxophone starts playing, in the distance)

 

BPhil: Maybe, if you're good. Are you hungry?

JGA: Yeah, I could use a little Asian.

BPhil: Sounds good, as long as they have some coffee.

 

They kiss.

 

THE END

[jjkrkwood]

I had once suggested a REAL HOUSEWIVES spinoff starring Escorts from this site, but based on Max's promo piece, I think "The Real Clients of Daddy's Site" would make a much more spirited and Drama filled soap ?

[Rick Munroe]

Sorry I just don't get it. Why not just get some blow up doll.

 

Jaker, if you can find a blow up doll that shoots real cum, I will buy it and be very busy for the rest of 2012 and probably most of 2013 (depending on how long his supply lasts).

 

Does he also look straight-acting? Someone like you who rails against stereotypes should really know better than this one

 

That's a completely illogical analogy. You're comparing a positive description of someone's appearance (I believe most people who come from Long Island are proud of it) to a phrase used to negatively describe behavior (I also believe most non-closeted gay men take offense to the stereotype of all gay men being effeminate) and ascribe that behavior to an entire set of people. Saying "This X looks Y" is not the same as saying "All X act Y."

 

I think there's a difference between a certain kind of look and what's generally considered negative stereotypes of people.

 

Exactly. But people who don't get why "straight acting" is offensive might have a hard time ascertaining the difference.

 

. I have read all of Ricks posts in regards to this subject, and I don't see the hypocracy at all.

 

Wow, you get bonus points (I'll let you know what they're redeemable for) for reading all of my posts on the subject. xo

 

Sorry Mr Blowhard,. you have been consistently vocal in demeaning "less masculine" gays, calling them every rude name under the sun. Nelly queens, flamers, sissys, fa**ots are not terms I, or the gay community embraces, nor does it show any acceptance or respect . Seems when YOU have an opinion, its a one way street.

 

Right on. And it's a very narrow street!

 

Its obvious you are perpetrating some Vendetta against Mr Munroe, and we see thru that... Save it, we dont care !

 

LOL Shouldn't I be flattered, though, that a big important mega-celebrity is obsessed with me?

[bigvalboy]

He told me, but said no matter how hard he tried, he couldnt get the spray on abs just right... They kept running off that beachball belly.....

 

LOL... My beachball belly?? "look who's calling the kettle black" we have all seen your avatar over on MER!!!

[bigvalboy]

The obligatory and now trendy post-credits scene

 

The restaurant has closed for the evening, and the final guests are leaving.

 

Joey Bryant's loud, petulant voice wafts into the restaurant—he is arguing with a nameless gentleman: "I TOLD YOU I WASN'T DOING WELL THIS MONTH—SEVEN BUCKS IS A LOT OF MONEY!"

 

Daddy (to guests—with a weary smile on his face) : Thank you. Thank you. Good night.

 

Daddy shuts the door, grabs a bottle of Scotch and heads for the office.

 

Daddy (muttering to no one): Christ, remind me why I do this again.

 

The group's table is trashed, especially where Rock and Fresh got into a tiff over shoes and threw dishes of blue cheese and honey mustard at one another.

 

Waiter 1 (BostonPhil): I hate these people. Why Daddy puts up with them—I'll never know.

Waiter 2 (JosephGA): It has something to do with a special promise he made his dying cousin. Eh, we'll be done soon. (looks flirtatiously at Bphil) I sure could use a "massage" again. Yep, a "massage" sounds good right about now.

 

(gooses BPhil)

 

BPhil (giggling and scandalized): JOSEPH—what has gotten into you!

JGA: You mean, what has "gotten into you," and that's me, if you're lucky.

 

(a saxophone starts playing, in the distance)

 

BPhil: Maybe, if you're good. Are you hungry?

JGA: Yeah, I could use a little Asian.

BPhil: Sounds good, as long as they have some coffee.

 

They kiss.

 

THE END

 

I don't know Max, I am a little disappointed here...I just need a moment to myself. Close scene: BVB exits with a little tear in his eye.

[jjkrkwood]

LOL... My beachball belly?? "look who's calling the kettle black" we have all seen your avatar!!

 

I know. Please remove it as your Screen Saver, or pay me fucking royalties.....

[Rick Munroe]

Brilliant and spot-on, Maxwell, however I would never call anyone "Fatso"!

 

Rick: Look, it's KY!

 

OK, this is scary. How would you know we had met KY unless you had read all of our reviews and/or been on this board for a very long time?

[bigvalboy]

I know. Please remove it as your Screen Saver, or pay me fucking royalties.....

 

 

Good Lord...LOL LOL LOL I said I SAW it, I didn't say I saved it....now that was funny!

[RockHard]

Truth, fiction, and denial.

 

Rock: I'm hungry! Let's get an appetizer!

 

Sorry Max. From the opening scene you got me wrong. No matter how hungry I am, I would never order food before all guests were present.

 

Rick: So has anyone met Max yet?

Rock: Did you say I was fat?

 

I have friends who wear hearing aids but I hear all of them just fine.

 

Rock: Well I'm not fat. None of my well-connected friends think I'm fat, and in my business being fat would be tantamount to suicide.

 

This is true.

 

Rock: Waiter! I'll have a (insert trendy vodka name here) martini!

 

I'm not a martini queen.

 

as he digs through his man-purse to find his wallet

 

I do have a man-purse, custom-made in Italy. The wallet is Prada.

 

Rock (inflated): Yes, isn't GRAND? I paid big bucks for it.

 

In real life, I would never bring attention to the cost of anything.

 

Rock: Bourgeousie assholes.

 

I have used this line in private. :-)

 

That's a completely illogical analogy.

 

Oh well, another queen in denial. Rick, you're a hypocrite.

[jjkrkwood]

Sorry Max. From the opening scene you got me wrong. No matter how hungry I am, I would never order food before all guests were present.

YEAH right - like you give a shit about anyone BUT yourself ?

 

I have friends who wear hearing aids but I hear all of them just fine.

 

You dont tolerate imperfcetion, so I doubt they are your friends ?

 

I do have a man-purse, custom-made in Italy. The wallet is Prada.

 

Yeah, so are all the other knockoffs in the backrooms of those ChinaTown basements. I see you found out the password to get in?

 

In real life, I would never bring attention to the cost of anything.

 

Oh so you dont consider THIS board REAL LIFE ????

 

Oh well, another queen in denial. Rick, you're a hypocrite.

 

Hypocrites TRUMP Imposters, so YOU"RE Done !

[maxwellissmart]

Sorry Max. From the opening scene you got me wrong. No matter how hungry I am, I would never order food before all guests were present.

 

Well no one would confuse Helen Mirren with the Queen, but she still won the Oscar.

[RockHard]

Love Helen Mirren.

[Phil_musc]

Just got caught up here. Max, you ARE brilliant. And this proves that you are up to the challenge of scripting a whole video for That was the week that was, as I mentioned on another thread. Thanks for the chuckles. And I hope I don't get on your bad side - ever.

[maxwellissmart]

Just got caught up here. Max, you ARE brilliant. And this proves that you are up to the challenge of scripting a whole video for That was the week that was, as I mentioned on another thread. Thanks for the chuckles. And I hope I don't get on your bad side - ever.

 

Bad sides usually get the most dialogue. Are you sure?

[jjkrkwood]

Bad sides usually get the most dialogue. Are you sure?

 

Then increase MY part, bitch !!!!!