Cruising the Boys- What I did on my winter vacation

[+ Lucky]

Saturday night about this time I was in Miami at the famed Zippers

lounge. They had an ad in the new Hotspots Magazine stating

that they provided free limo service to and from South Beach.

I went to the designated corner at the designated time but

saw no shuttle. So I took a $20 cab ride to the place,

thinking I owuld get a free ride home. Hah! The whole shuttle

thing was just a lie! There is none! But I did check the

place out. Ostensibly it is a strip place with lapdancers,

but in reality it is a whorehouse. Every guy I talked with

wanted to do a "V.I.P." with me in a private room.

There for $150 plus $30 rent I could have a half hour with

the boy of my choice. One guy told me he did everything. But

the guy I was interested in said he did not not kiss. So I

had him do a lapdance, which turned out to be quite a bore as

he spent the time still pushing the private. I decided that

the value for the buck wasn't there and saved my pennies for

New York.

As you know by now, I went on the Atlantis Cruise to Mexico.

I have to say that Atlantis did a fantastic job of putting

together 1900 gay men for seven days of party and fun. The

cruise ship was great although the cruise line was shameless

about ripping off its passengers. The best stop was in Key

West where the bars got together and threw a block party for

us. The Bourbon Street Pub was the best, with hot guys

dancing naked with super boners. You could touch and you

could take pictures! In the back at the pool they had a wet

underwear contest, but the contestants were more interested

in getting naked! Later there was nude volleyball in the

pool. I was amazed to see the guy from the ship that I lusted

most for playing naked. (This is a pure A&F kinda guy- a

really cute jock type.) Well, my partner asked if I could

have my picture with him, so he jumped out of the pool, said

we could only have his backside in the photo, and he

proceeded to press his naked body against me while we hugged

and smiled for the camera. You should see the huge smile on

my face!

There was another bar down the street with sexy boys

lapdancing and letting you do a lot with them. The cute latin

guy let me put my buck in his pants and then proceeded to

display his nicely shaved hole and told me to finger fuck

him. What was I to do? No finger cots were available so I

just plunged right in! Then he said he wanted me to fist him,

so I playfully shoved my fist against his hole for awhile as

he pretended to be in mad ecstasy.

There were cute guys approaching constantly, and even a cute

guy naked on the street. All in all, it was a blast.

We had started ouyr trip in South Beach and went up to Fort

Lauderdale to see the Boardwalk. There we found 25 fun guys

who couldn't get naked as they did in Zippers, but for a buck

you could paw them and they gave you a long look under their

shorts. Sergio was my favorite, so lean and muscular. We went

from there to the baths, but even though it is a nice place,

the guys were a big letdown after the Boardwalk boys.

As you can imagine, the cruise had its share of hot and hunky

guys. The chiseled chest look had been carefully cultivated

and we noticed that everyone's shirts were two sizes too

small, but then so were their swimsuits! The theme parties

were great fun, especially the Mardi Gras. There wasn't as

much total nudity as you might expect, especially among the

circuit boys. But the steam and jacuzzis were big hits. (It

is amazing to me how you can spend a week with circuit boys

and not one of them EVER makes eye contact!)

So now we are back at home. The message center plods along

and I am sorry to see the hate filled rants of one

individual. But I did miss you guys and look forward to some

new thoughts and ideas.

Meanwhile, I plan my vacation to LA next month....

 

(I moved this from the Lucky M.I.A> thread becaue it was suggested to me that some might not see it there)

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

deja vu... all over again

 

-- Y. Berra

 

[Flower]

RE: Cruising the Boys- What I did on my winter vacatio...

 

Welcome back Lucky -- sounds like you had a ball so to speak }(

[shy]

i'm visiting on the gulf coast of fl, and went to ft lauderdale last w/e, drove down to south beach fri. we were going to return to ft laud to go to boardwalk but decided to stop on way north at zippers instead. i found it interesting and comfortable, though didn't like it nearly as much as remingtons in tor. did a private with a small in stature columbian boy, just to check it out. enjoyable, but on the expensive side for half an hour. ended up driving back down sat night to zippers (25 min) instead of driving an hour north to wpb to check out cupids. my favorite dancer was maximus; sat night i was wishing i had tried him for my private the night before but wasn't inclined to have another one the second night. the thing i hated the most about zippers was the dollar a dance ripoff. zippers was easy to get to from ft lauderdale.

[Huey]

RE: Cruising the Boys- What I did on my winter vacatio...

 

>Saturday night about this time I was in Miami at the famed

>Zippers

>lounge. They had an ad in the new Hotspots Magazine stating

>that they provided free limo service to and from South Beach.

>I went to the designated corner at the designated time but

>saw no shuttle. So I took a $20 cab ride to the place,

>thinking I owuld get a free ride home. Hah! The whole shuttle

>thing was just a lie!

 

You mean an adult establishment would lie }(

 

>Meanwhile, I plan my vacation to LA next month....

>

 

Now you're headed in the right direction