The new name for Kraft's snack business...

[maxwellissmart]

...sounds like a French-Latino bar for worldly lesbians.

 

Mondelez

 

That took at least five minutes to create. Taking bets on if it will outlast the new-old Tropicana repackaging.

 

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/odyssey-krafts-name-191107814.html

[bostonman]

Makes me think of "Vandalay," the phony company name/surname used several times on Seinfeld. ;-)

[Kevin Slater]

Keep in mind that Phillip Morris bought Kraft, Inc., merged it with Nabisco (née the National Biscuit Company) and changed its own name to Altria before spinning the new Kraft Foods back off. Rebranding is part of the corporate heritage. Know what I mean, Maxwell Smart of the unknown other alias?

 

"Kevin Slater"

[maxwellissmart]

Keep in mind that Phillip Morris bought Kraft, Inc., merged it with Nabisco (née the National Biscuit Company) and changed its own name to Altria before spinning the new Kraft Foods back off. Rebranding is part of the corporate heritage. Know what I mean, Maxwell Smart of the unknown other alias?

 

"Kevin Slater"

 

Altria sounds like either a pet food or a medicine. Nice to see you again, Sr. Slater.

[gallahadesquire]

Altria sounds like either a pet food or a medicine. Nice to see you again, Sr. Slater.

 

Ah, but they are only 10% tobacco now.

[Kevin Slater]

Altria sounds like either a pet food or a medicine.

Ah, but they are only 10% tobacco now.

 

Where do you see that? I have Altria being well over 95% tobacco. https://materials.proxyvote.com/Approved/02209S/20120323/AR_120342/

[Kevin Slater]

And now Kraft is being removed from the DJIA, being replaced by UnitedHealth (UNH).

 

Kevin Slater

[AdamSmith]

...sounds like a French-Latino bar for worldly lesbians.

 

Mondelez

 

...or something thereabouts!

 

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