Do You Have Cock?

[Steven_Draker]

[video=youtube;GsmtzERXg9k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsmtzERXg9k

[unsub2O17]

Absolutely hysterical! Thanks. Where do you find this stuff?

[jjkrkwood]

She is Asian, so she is talking about "small" cock.... NO HATE MAIL please....

[maxwellissmart]

[video=youtube;GsmtzERXg9k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsmtzERXg9k

 

I already have one of my own—but I'm always happy to share.

[Kevin Slater]

I hate when they ask "how much is this cock?" Can't she fucking read my ad?

 

Kevin Slater

[whipped guy]

You wanna...

 

Reminds me of the time I was at a take out Chinese restaurant and the girl behind the counter asked, "You wanna fuck?" Translation, "You wanna fork?" Of course she had been saying it to every customer as I was waiting for my order to be filled and I was cracking up...

 

The next time I went to that establishment the management must have had a little conversation with her because she asked, "You wanna one of these?" ... and showed me a plastic fork...

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQiNmmOloWZ-bg4SxIKAXhIJLA1x9gWfk1kXbPgIgtIM6dOH0CPZA

[Phil_musc]

Thanks - made me laugh this morning.