pie in my face

[josephga]

I had my first no show today in over 6 months. stupid me broke one of my rules. I agreed to take someone that emailed me. said he was at work and left his phone at home. dumb ass me fell for it. he never showed. this is an example of why no one wants to deal with emails or those avoiding finalizing things by phone

[Juan Vancouver]

Isn't it nice, though, to realize that the typical confirmation process is there for a reason? It is not infallible but it reduces risks to a minimum.

 

Sorry that it happened to you, and here's to hoping that we don't ever forget again the necessary steps to set an appointment. (I also forget sometimes to confirm properly and results are never good.)

 

On the bright side... you may have dodged having a session with a shady character!

[josephga]

but he has my address too. normally I would never do that. I always required a phone conversation then I would text them my address.

[maxwellissmart]

but he has my address too. normally I would never do that. I always required a phone conversation then I would text them my address.

 

Come down from the ledge, princess. Chances are he either chickened out or something came up. He'll either never contact you again (which is fine), or he'll contact you again and tell you an excuse and you can decide whether or not to see him. (which is also fine)

 

Either that or he's going to start making phone calls to you from inside the house.

 

(snicker)

[Michael Wayne]

PERHAPS MEET THOSE KIND AT STARBUCKS BEFORE GIVING OUT YOUR ADDRESS. tHIS WORKS FOR ME. I have alot of super married very closeted clients who hesitate to call. If they wont call they don't get an address but I will meet them at starbucks. Have met numerous long-term regulars this way. Yes, it takes 30 minutes extra but if you see a guy 20 times over the next two years it is the best 30 minutes you ever spent. just a suggestion.....also, better a no show at starbuck than at your house. no worries then and a nice vinti 4 equal latte!

[josephga]

you make 200hr i'm not meeting someone at starbucks to sell a 75.00 massage

[jjkrkwood]

you make 200hr i'm not meeting someone at starbucks to sell a 75.00 massage

 

what if HE offers to pay for the coffee ?

[josephga]

In the future if there's no phone number attached to a email it's going into the garbage. There's a big difference between a escort salary and that of a massage therapist.

I'm not going to jump through hoops to sell a 75.00 massage to someone that want provide a unblocked number when they are coming to my home. those who do not trust are untrust worthy.

[orbital sander]

In the future if there's no phone number attached to a email it's going into the garbage. There's a big difference between a escort salary and that of a massage therapist.

I'm not going to jump through hoops to sell a 75.00 massage to someone that want provide a unblocked number when they are coming to my home. those who do not trust are untrust worthy.

 

Well...I would guess that you could see more clients in a day than your average escort (but I am sure that there are exceptions). I just wonder how my massage therapist, and others such as yourself, do not tire out after 3-4 massages every day, 5 days a week. Seems both mentally & Physically exhausting?

[jjkrkwood]

Hey Jos, are those pies in your face CREAM PIES ????? I just might go into the massage business myself ! :o

[josephga]

Well...I would guess that you could see more clients in a day than your average escort (but I am sure that there are exceptions). I just wonder how my massage therapist, and others such as yourself, do not tire out after 3-4 massages every day, 5 days a week. Seems both mentally & Physically exhausting?

 

it's very tiring after awhile. plus its very difficult to get 4 clients a day here. there's been months were i'll make 5000.00 then only make 1500.00 a month later.

I don't think I spend enough on advertising.

[BostonPhil]

you make 200hr i'm not meeting someone at starbucks to sell a 75.00 massage

 

This is a very good point.

 

what if HE offers to pay for the coffee ?

 

Are you trying to churn things up? Trying to make this into another "If I take my escort to the falafel cart will he charge me and should I pay for the hot sauce?" threads?

[+ Travis69]

Hey Jos, are those pies in your face CREAM PIES ????? I just might go into the massage business myself ! :o

 

You should team up with another masseur. Get one of those tables with a whole cut in the crotch area. You could be under the table "massaging his genital area" while the masseur is massaging the client's back.

[jjkrkwood]

This is a very good point.

 

Are you trying to churn things up? Trying to make this into another "If I take my escort to the falafel cart will he charge me and should I pay for the hot sauce?" threads?

 

you know me BP, I like my lines Clearly drawn

[jjkrkwood]

You should team up with another masseur. Get one of those tables with a whole cut in the crotch area. You could be under the table "massaging his genital area" while the masseur is massaging the client's back.

 

Actuallly Travis, That was my original concept a few months back as I am thinking about options for my Retirement. I wanted to open a chain of Blo-N-Go spas....just as you describe...

[maxwellissmart]

Actuallly Travis, That was my original concept a few months back as I am thinking about options for my Retirement. I wanted to open a chain of Blo-N-Go spas....just as you describe...

 

Call it "Blongo" and the straight fools will never know—until it's too late! (bwahahahahaha)

[maxwellissmart]

Are you trying to churn things up? Trying to make this into another "If I take my escort to the falafel cart will he charge me and should I pay for the hot sauce?" threads?

 

What if he doesn't like hot sauce but has been pretending to all this time? You know, I just realized that the escort making $20K/month is a big fat fucking liar. And if he IS making $20K, it would be a pity if the IRS found out.

[josephga]

I don't believe any male escorts making 20k a month. a female maybe a male no

[BostonPhil]

What if he doesn't like hot sauce but has been pretending to all this time? You know, I just realized that the escort making $20K/month is a big fat fucking liar. And if he IS making $20K, it would be a pity if the IRS found out.

 

I think my asshole would fall off at 10k. The big secret is, I hate falafel.

[maxwellissmart]

I think my asshole would fall off at 10k. The big secret is, I hate falafel.

 

I love Middle Eastern food but deny myself because of the garlic content/bad breath potential. The same goes for Italian and most Chinese.

 

Fucking clients ruin everything fun.

[maxwellissmart]

you make 200hr i'm not meeting someone at starbucks to sell a 75.00 massage

 

Do you know how many times I've actually had to meet someone in public for them to "approve" me? Once—and he ended up telling me just to go ahead and come to his room because he didn't want to get dressed. It's the idea that I'm willing to do it that makes most clients comfortable and take me seriously.

 

Speaking of Starbucks...

[jjkrkwood]

I love Middle Eastern food but deny myself because of the garlic content/bad breath potential. The same goes for Italian and most Chinese.

 

Fucking clients ruin everything fun.

 

Now THAT is a remark I would only expect from Joey !

[jjkrkwood]

I think my asshole would fall off at 10k. The big secret is, I hate falafel.

 

Duct Tape....!

[BostonPhil]

Duct Tape....!

 

I am really glad you didn't write "duck". I was thinking more along the lines of liquid nails. What was this thread about again?

 

Oh and Max, swallow 1 Altoid and suck on the other.

 

And we all have those lapses in judgement where we forget the rules or why they are there. Then we have something like this happen that remind us just what they're for.

[BostonPhil]

Now THAT is a remark I would only expect from Joey !

 

In his defense, imagine if I ate curry before you were gonna go munchin' on me. I do enjoy curry...