How much fun would #8 be? (answer: A LOT)

[maxwellissmart]

I love you more than Newt Gingrich loves abandoning a sick wife

 

The only thing worse than a Valentine's Day without you is Valentine's Day

 

Happy Valentine's Day from a secret admirer who really exists and isn't just you sending this card to yourself

 

Join me for a girls' night this Valentine's Day to celebrate our independence before we drunk text our exes and quietly sob ourselves to sleep

 

Happy Valentine's Day and Black History Month to my African American lover

 

The only way I could be lonelier today is if the Internet stopped working

 

Just sending a preemptive apology since Valentine's Day can't possibly live up to your expectations

 

and my favorite:

 

If I worked in a restaurant on Valentine's Day, I would put fake engagement rings in all the women's glasses.

 

 

Thank you, someecards.

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

Let me be your co-conspirator for #8 - sounds like great fun.

[maxwellissmart]

Let me be your co-conspirator for #8 - sounds like great fun.

 

We'll give you your precious right to marry. And then some. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MsGuy]

and my favorite:

 

If I worked in a restaurant on Valentine's Day, I would put fake engagement rings in all the women's glasses.

 

 

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LOL, you do that, somebody gonna get killed. Think about it.

[instudiocity]

If I worked in a restaurant on Valentine's Day, I would put fake engagement rings in all the women's glasses.

I text this to my son while he dined with his live-in girlfriend for the third Valentines Day. His response,

Ur evil

ROFLMAO!

[maxwellissmart]

Valentine's Day is over. Get back to work.