Satisfaction guaranteed

[gcursor]

So we have all seen labels on various things. Use only as directed. Do not use while operating heavy machinery. Satisfaction guaranteed.

 

The question is...

 

IF YOU had a label attached to you, what would it say?

 

gcursor

[josephga]

No parking in the rear

[seeker630]

no parking in the rear

 

lmao!

[+ Travis69]

Made in America.

[Steven_Draker]

Ok, I'll play along. If I had a sign attached to my back it would read:

 

"Stop staring at my butt. These are no silicone implants."

 

http://www.men4rentnow.com/fs/100965.522AB8D9.jpg

[instudiocity]

lmao!

The Council of Jewish Women's resale store in downtown Studio City has a sign in the window, "Free Parking in Rear", I've always wanted to take my favorite escort to the parking lot and refuse to pay.

[Phil_musc]

Once I stopped staring:

 

How about "Use at your own risk"? Or maybe for the BB crowd: "Loading zone" and of course for the non-BB crowd: "No Loading Zone"

 

I'm also kinda partial to "Dangerous curves" when describing a backside; or what about "Slippery when wet"

 

Then too how about "No eating or dumping"

[Rick Munroe]

http://www.goodlogo.com/images/logos/jordache_logo_3247.gif

[gcursor]

in response to...

 

Something like "All natural. No preservatives added." Steven?

gcursor

 

Ok, I'll play along. If I had a sign attached to my back it would read:

 

"Stop staring at my butt. These are no silicone implants."[/color]

 

http://www.men4rentnow.com/fs/100965.522AB8D9.jpg

[leigh.bess.toad]

Ok, I'll play along. If I had a sign attached to my back it would read:

 

"Stop staring at my butt. These are no silicone implants."[/color]

 

 

You do realize Steven that now we are going to be forced to stare next Monday.

 

Don't think about that pink elephant.

[leigh.bess.toad]

So many thoughts come to mind. First, one of the three word phrases that strike fear into the heart of every parent: "Batteries not included".

 

But for me, I guess what I'd like to have would be something that every parent loved to see on their young child's report card: "Plays well with others".

 

Plays well. Plays often.

[zeyfur]

If there was an award for the perfect ass, Steven would win it hands down.

[Tommygunzz]

Agreed. Steven's butt is perfectly perfect.

[dannyboynyc]

When I was about 85 pounds heavier, my screen name (and sign) is / would be

 

Wide Receiver

[Steven_Draker]

You do realize Steven that now we are going to be forced to stare next Monday.

 

That would be fine, Lee ... as long as you don't ask me if I'm straight.

[leigh.bess.toad]

That would be fine, Lee ... as long as you don't ask me if I'm straight. [/color]

 

Well I'm sure that fact will stand out with this crowd. I'm fairly certain there are NO other gay men in this group.