Lads, I am available. . .

[robberbaron4u]

Weary of a sailor in every port of call, and, with the biblical marker of four score and ten in sight on a distant hill, I am seeking a "steady date". No one under the age of thirty need apply; ability to present well in the "light of day" required. Those possessed of ambition are encouraged to make application; however, aspiring "models" and "actors" with trunks of glossy "pics" are discouraged. Potheads, drug addicts, alcoholics, confidence men, those afflicted with severe personality disorders such as malignant narcisstic personality disorder, please pass on. I AM NOT SEEKING A MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE "LTR" AS I AM NOT SUITED BY TEMPERAMENT TO SUCH A THING. I think myself a "good opportunity" for the right man; applicants should be no more than 5'10" in height, physically fit but not "muscle bound" cariactures.

[jjkrkwood]

Weary of a sailor in every port of call, and, with the biblical marker of four score and ten in sight on a distant hill, I am seeking a "steady date". No one under the age of thirty need apply; ability to present well in the "light of day" required. Those possessed of ambition are encouraged to make application; however, aspiring "models" and "actors" with trunks of glossy "pics" are discouraged. Potheads, drug addicts, alcoholics, confidence men, those afflicted with severe personality disorders such as malignant narcisstic personality disorder, please pass on. I AM NOT SEEKING A MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE "LTR" AS I AM NOT SUITED BY TEMPERAMENT TO SUCH A THING. I think myself a "good opportunity" for the right man; applicants should be no more than 5'10" in height, physically fit but not "muscle bound" cariactures.

 

Well Robber, I fit the height requirement and body type, albeit I am bald, toothless, and use a walker, as well as a respirator and Viagra, BUT I have a good and willing personality, love to travel, and make an excellent companion (when you dont have to change my Pampers)... And I would be more than happy to Take your money...

Where do I apply ???

[maxwellissmart]

Weary of a sailor in every port of call, and, with the biblical marker of four score and ten in sight on a distant hill, I am seeking a "steady date". No one under the age of thirty need apply; ability to present well in the "light of day" required. Those possessed of ambition are encouraged to make application; however, aspiring "models" and "actors" with trunks of glossy "pics" are discouraged. Potheads, drug addicts, alcoholics, confidence men, those afflicted with severe personality disorders such as malignant narcisstic personality disorder, please pass on. I AM NOT SEEKING A MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE "LTR" AS I AM NOT SUITED BY TEMPERAMENT TO SUCH A THING. I think myself a "good opportunity" for the right man; applicants should be no more than 5'10" in height, physically fit but not "muscle bound" cariactures.

 

And where are you, m'lord?

 

How about benign narcisstic personality disorder—is that okay?

[jjkrkwood]

And where are you, m'lord?

 

How about benign narcisstic personality disorder—is that okay?

 

Max, I prefer to call that COCK-y..... And yes, its OK to a degree..... ;-)

[gp0560]

Weary of a sailor in every port of call, and, with the biblical marker of four score and ten in sight on a distant hill, I am seeking a "steady date".

 

You're in sight of 90? That's odd; you don't look a day over 75!

 

Psalm 90:10, King James Version (KJV)

10 The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.

[robberbaron4u]

FL, LA, MS and Mexico; I will travel with the seasons.

[robberbaron4u]

Thank you in having made application for the position; however, given your physical infirmities, WHO will push my chair down the road?

[MsGuy]

... given your physical infirmities, WHO will push my chair down the road?

 

With medicare and a decent private side policy, the out-of-pocket cost of a matching pair of Hoverounds would be minimal.

 

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2558/3663286604_445f1ecd5e.jpg

 

Act fast though; Merlin's crew may whacking that benefit by this time next year.

[maxwellissmart]

FL, LA, MS and Mexico; I will travel with the seasons.

 

MISSISSIPPI???

 

I'm going to pretend that MS actually stands for "The Hamptons, Long Island."

[robberbaron4u]

Pass Christian, Mississippi, "The Dixie Hamptons".

[robberbaron4u]

Three score and ten is the count; following my holiday in Mexico, I just feel four score and ten. . .

[Lookin]

. . . following my holiday in Mexico, I just feel four score and ten. . .

Probably nothing more than a bad chimichanga. http://www.maleescortreview.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

 

http://sonsiliving.com/blog/files/2010/08/YourStyle_Chimichangas-300x225.jpg

[gallahadesquire]

Probably nothing more than a bad chimichanga. http://www.maleescortreview.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

 

http://sonsiliving.com/blog/files/2010/08/YourStyle_Chimichangas-300x225.jpg

 

It comes with Lipitor already in the mixture.

[Dave]

why do i just see a puckered asshole in that chimichanga?

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

why do i just see a puckered asshole in that chimichanga?

 

I thought it looked familiar!

[maxwellissmart]

Pass Christian, Mississippi, "The Dixie Hamptons".

 

I thought that was destroyed during the hurricane. What was left?

[Guest joeburger]

Well Robber, I fit the height requirement and body type, albeit I am bald, toothless, and use a walker, as well as a respirator and Viagra, BUT I have a good and willing personality, love to travel, and make an excellent companion (when you dont have to change my Pampers)... And I would be more than happy to Take your money...

Where do I apply ???

 

i thought this was funny..........

[+ Axiom2001]

I read the well-written ad and took it for what I deemed it was worth. Apparently, I am much too serious, for after reading all of the responses

to it-- shall I now view the ad as "a lark?" - - -

[robberbaron4u]

Ha, ha, ha. . .

[robberbaron4u]

Given my age and situation, and, as I have wearied of "variety" and know my preference, I would prefer a "steady date".

[jjkrkwood]

Given my age and situation, and, as I have wearied of "variety" and know my preference, I would prefer a "steady date".[/QUOTE]

 

Robber, I can be "steady" although at times my prostetic leg makes its a bit difficult, but manageable....

[robberbaron4u]

Left or right "peg"?

[jjkrkwood]

Left or right "peg"?

 

My left, but I am a "righty" by nature, and with the proper little blue pill, my "middle leg" works just fine for your ultimate enjoyment.