Bah, humbug!

[gp0560]

Anyone else here had enough Christmas cheer? If not:

 

May Santa leave coal in your stocking.

May Santa track ashes and cinders all over your new champagne carpeting.

May he leave behind spilled milk and cookie crumbs.

May the reindeer poop all over your roof.

May your Christmas bells crack.

May your gift wrap not fold properly.

May your bows be uneven.

May your cat try to climb the Christmas tree.

 

More nog, please.

 

Grouchily yours,

 

--Da Grinch

[leigh.bess.toad]

More nog, please.

 

Grouchily yours,

 

--Da Grinch

 

 

Egg nog? You know how many nogs have to die to make your Egg Nog? Almost as many naugas who have to die to make a naugahyde sofa. Ah, the senseless cruelty.

 

Merry Christmas, Mr. Grinch.

[rvwnsd]

Egg nog? You know how many nogs have to die to make your Egg Nog? Almost as many naugas who have to die to make a naugahyde sofa. Ah, the senseless cruelty.

 

Merry Christmas, Mr. Grinch.

 

Not to mention IKEA's wanton deforestation of the particle trees.