F 3 De-fanged?

[Guest ncm2169]

It's been too goddamn dull here lately. x( Time for a little mischief. }(

 

What, pray tell, has become of Fin Fang Foom? :o Was he de-Fanged? :7 Or, has he been too busy pigging out at an endless right wing orgy of gloating since the election? :9

 

Nah, he's probably just re-figuring how much fatter his wallet will get with those tax cuts. ;-)

 

Me? I'm waiting for the new improved version of "Catsup is a Veggie" in school lunches, this time with a REAL choice for the kids: red or green? :+

[Guest ncm2169]

OK. I get the message. x(

 

I'll try a new post with just the Catsup deal. }(

[Guy Fawkes]

Would you like fries with that?

[Uncle Bill]

I thought catsup qualified as a fruit. In any case, green and red are both acceptable fruit or vegitable colors. I'm just waiting to see what other colors Heinz will add. If they make it white, it might substitute for milk. In fact, it might become the entire meal if they add enough color variations. Might actually be an improvement over the school lunches I remember.

[Guest ncm2169]

Oh Nooooooooo!! Fries are toooooo expensive. Gotta pay for those tax cuts, remember??

[Guest ncm2169]

Hey it was YOUR ex-Governor who pronounced Catsup a "vegetable"!! x(

 

My soon-to-be-ex-Governor :+ couldn't even spell either word. x( Besides, he doesn't use Catsup...no steroids in it. ;-)

[Guest ncm2169]

Hmmm...white catsup as a milk substitute. :9 Wouldn't the consistency be more like...umm... }( ?

 

Oh well, hair in a bottle, muscles in a bottle, why not...? :+

[BuckyXTC]

>Hey it was YOUR ex-Governor who pronounced Catsup a

>"vegetable"!! x(

 

Actually, it was this ex-Governor who turned out to be the "real" vegetable.

 

Sorry, I couldn't resist. I know it's in bad taste.

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[+ Lucky]

And this thread was supposed to liven things up?

[Guest ncm2169]

Hey, looks like it's the old story about "diff strokes..." ;-)

 

I thought I was throwing red meat with "F-3 de-Fanged?" }( Apparently only the Fangman is that much of a piranha. x(

 

So, now we're talkin cum catsup. :9 Go figure. :+

[Guy Fawkes]

You throw red meat and you have problems when they put steak sause on it? Sorry, couldn't resist. And I'll even apoligize for the "Fries" remark that started the slide into Sillyness.

[Guest ncm2169]

Silly Daddy. :7 The "sauce" comes :9 out of the "steak" :+ .