What would you change?

[Rick Munroe]

Smartass Level in Following Post: Moderately HIGH

 

That horrifying pic of Michael Jackson got me thinking (I know...Rick Munroe thinking can be horrifying in itself; I'm better when I just drop my pants & get down to business). What would you change if you had the chance...if money were no object, and you had a guarantee that you wouldn't end up damaged like Mikey? I used to think, when I was a teenager, that I would give anything for broader shoulders, or a 10" dick...but I've come to love everything about myself, even those parts which I used to think of as "faults." I wouldn't change a thing. Maybe part of it happened after I became "Rick the Stud for Hire," or realized that I could just play with guys who looked the way I used to want to look, without having to actually look like them (I know that made absolutely no sense...if you got it, I give you credit).

[Guest dstud4hire]

I too am happy with what I got, but it wasn't always like that. I used to hate my chin. So , I would have to have that be my answer....

 

And yes, give me credit, I did follow that last sentence....

 

I do get to live the life of a stud without having to look as flawlessly off a Calvin Klein underwear ad.

[Guest justme]

I'd like to be you Rick!! But, then again, I don't know if the world could stand that much perfection.

[+ Hoover42]

I've been drinking, so please forgive the following foolishness...

 

I dread surgery so much that I would never actually have anything done, but if it were somehow possible to go into a hospital and wake up weeks or months later, pain free and totally healed and transformed, I would ask for the following modifications:

 

- Body fat reduced to 10%

- Full head of hair

- Naturally hairless back

- "Outie" belly button

- Uncircumcised penis

- No more hemorrhoids

- Improved smile contours

- Improved neck and chin contours

 

OK, back to my Gray Goose and cranberry... :-)

[Houston Bonfires]

Hey Hoover:

 

I'm getting hot thinking about the "pre-op" you. I've been looking for a man like you. How bout it? Grey Goose & all.

 

Houston Bonfires

 

P S As Billy Joel said " Don't Go Changing To Try And Please Me "

[hiJinX]

Not much physically, I'm pretty hot actually. }(

I'd do my eyes so I would never have to wear glasses and I could see the strippers better (somehow the contacts get uncomfortable when I have to angle my eyes up at the guys standing over me, glasses are better but then I run the risk of the dancer taking them off me for part of the show..that I then cannot really see)

 

Maybe permanently shave my head, It looks good clean shaven but I am way too lazy to do it with any regularity.

 

Oh yeah TATTOOS, lots of TATTOOS.

[+ Hoover42]

HB,

 

Thanks for the encouraging words. You're either very horny or very kind, or maybe both, I'm not sure which.

[Justice]

I need to lose about 15 pounds, but other than that there's nothing I would change. First of all, I don't want to tamper with mother nature. (It's not nice to fool mother nature! ) Second, I kind of like the fact that I resemble other members of my family. My baby pictures and my dad's baby pictures show babies that could be twins. I've been told that I look like my grandfather, who died before I was born. He died when he was about my age (45) and it's not unusual for me sit next to some senior citizen on a bus and be asked if I'm so and so's grandson. (They're usually right.) I recently had dinner some cousins. Two of their wives remarked that they couldn't get over how much I looked like a cousin from Florida. I've never seen the resemblance, he has curly hair and mine is about as straight as the day as long, but he is another person who keeps being told that he looks like our grandfather. There's something strangely comforting about all this.

[Rick Munroe]

>There's something strangely comforting about all this.

 

Makes you wonder what Michael Jackson's kids think when they look at Daddy ("I came from...that?"). And btw, I wouldn't change a thing about you either, Justice. You're a great guy, inside & out. :-)

[Guest RushNY]

Me i dont wanna change anything i've just spent the last 6 months changing the way i eat and exercise and i like the results

 

Weight up from 160 to 180 but put on 20lbs of muscle

Body Fat down to 9%

Shaved Head(it dont take a lot of looking after-HONEST)

Feel better in myself and feel fitter and i can look in the mirror and not wince at what i see:)

Waist size down from 33 to 31 inches

Chest size up from 42 to 45 inches .

 

It takes a lot of hard work and effort but its worth it in the end and oh yeah -THE SEX IS MUCH BETTER :9 :+

[Houston Bonfires]

Congratulations Rush:

 

I'll bet the boyfriend is whistling a happy tune.

 

Best wishes,

 

Houston Bonfires