I am in LOVE!

[gcursor]

Well I didn't think that this could ever happen to me but I'm drunk with love. It all seemed to happen so quickly too! I'll try to explain...

 

The other night, I was taking a bath (as I am prone to do every other month) and my rubber ducky looked at me with these eyes. They weren't just REGULAR eyes either..it was this deeply erotic sexy stare. I kept looking at the ducky and it just stared at me unblinking for several minutes. Deep inside, I longed achingly for my ducky but I didn't want to get hurt or take things too fast.

 

I opened my mouth and said quietly, "So do you come here often?" Then I realized how stupid that sounded but the duck kept staring at me. I smiled! It was obvious that the rubber ducky now felt a kinship or some type of connection with me. Words were no longer needed to express our emotions. I looked into the rubber ducky's big eyes and said "Do you want to go to my room?" and it stared at me. I thought to myself, "WOW! How lucky I am!"

 

Anyway I believe that this may be the start of a very special relationship...

Gcursor

[bigvalboy]

GC...I'm thinking that you need to get out more. or at least buy some batteries for that rubber ducky.

[jjkrkwood]

Is this what happens to "Shut-ins" ?????

 

someone PLEASE send GC a "meal on wheels"....

[+ glutes]

Wonder what Rich. would say...

[Lookin]

Don't rule out the possibility that it could be nothing more than overexposure to the phthalates used in manufacturing some brands of rubber duckies, especially if you find you're tearing up, becoming hoarse and short of breath, getting dizzy, and/or feeling nauseous.

 

Of course, these can also be signs that you are indeed falling in love, in which case all best wishes for a long happy life together, and please do let us know where the two of you are registered. http://www.maleescortreview.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

[MsGuy]

http://www.cdhm.org/members/ardenmare/bt_cowboy3_rh.jpg

 

Gonna dance with my baby till the

night is thru

On Saturday Night, Saturday Night

Tell him all the little things I'm

gonna do

On Saturday night, Saturday Night

I I I I love him so

I I I I'm gonna let him know

[leigh.bess.toad]

Well, I guess I'm not really surprised. Something seems to be going around right now, at least in my circle of friends -- escorts included. In addition to having found the love of my life a few months ago, I know of at least 5 or 6 other couples who have recently gotten together that I hold out great long-term hope for. Even including a straight friend of mine with a new gf. What in the hell is going on? I thought love bloomed in the spring, not summer and fall.

 

GC -- good luck with your new paramour. I hope things go along swimingly.

[bigvalboy]

Lookin...Love your Avatar!!!! He/She is much cuter and more interactive than GC's rubber ducky.

[jjkrkwood]

Well, I guess I'm not really surprised. Something seems to be going around right now, at least in my circle of friends -- escorts included. In addition to having found the love of my life a few months ago, I know of at least 5 or 6 other couples who have recently gotten together that I hold out great long-term hope for. Even including a straight friend of mine with a new gf. What in the hell is going on? I thought love bloomed in the spring, not summer and fall.

 

GC -- good luck with your new paramour. I hope things go along swimingly.

 

People prepare for the long, cold winter. Guess you can say they are "gathering their Nuts"

[gcursor]

Um..hey!

 

And how do YOU know what my rubber ducky looks like?

Gcursor

 

Lookin...Love your Avatar!!!! He/She is much cuter and more interactive than GC's rubber ducky.

[bigvalboy]

You are most certainly right gc.......I sincerely apolgize If I insulted you or your new love...Please let us know which end you installed the batteries in your rubber ducky.

[gcursor]

hehehe...i love you guys so much. you make me smile when I am having a bad day.thanks.

Gcursor

[Lookin]

Lookin...Love your Avatar!!!!

Thanks, bigvalboy. It's actually my passport photo, though I've been thinking of getting a new one as I'm literally being hounded by the TSA. http://www.maleescortreview.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

 

http://a4cgr.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/crotchsniffer.jpg

[bigvalboy]

Can't imagine why they would hassle you like that...Of course the song "smugglers Blues" comes to mind.

[Steven_Draker]

... as I'm literally being hounded by the TSA.

 

http://a4cgr.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/crotchsniffer.jpg

 

I think I can help there.

[Lookin]

Gcursor, something tells me this thread has legs. http://www.leon-concept.com/forum/images/smilies/TRALALA.gif

[justaguy]

LMAO Looking, thanks much for the priceless response and the laugh it gave me.

[gcursor]

In reply to Lookin last response...

 

I think I may have made a Himalayan blunder. This thread may be as dead as the do-do.

Gcursor

 

Gcursor, something tells me this thread has legs. http://www.leon-concept.com/forum/images/smilies/TRALALA.gif

[+ friendofsheila]

I have to say that I don't understand your lifestyle. You people with your "ducky parades" and your "ducky pride" - what are you trying to prove???

 

Well, nothing I could say is going to change your mind. (Not that you EVER listened to me even when you were growing up. Gawd no, I was the stupidest person alive!) So I'm not going to try.

 

Just don't expect the rest of us in the family to [big air quotes] *understand* right away. It'll be a while before we're ready to invite you and... and... (do you even know this duck's name???) to family events, of course.

 

All I can say is that I hope you two are using protection!

 

[+ friendofsheila]

And on a side note: thanks for making me smile, GC!

[EastbayMike]

I remember my first love. He was a red metal tonka truck. I took him to bed with me every night. Alas, that was before child safety regs kicked in. Tonka had many sharp edges. I woke every morning covered in scrapes and nicks. I finally realized I was much to young to be in an abusive relationship. Then I met G.I. Joe.....

[bigvalboy]

Someone please tell me that grown men aren't really sitting around there computers talking about rubber duckys...who would of thunk it.:-)

[bigvalboy]

Never mind GC, looks like I'm the one that needs to get out more.

[jjkrkwood]

Someone please tell me that grown men aren't really sitting around there computers talking about rubber duckys...who would of thunk it.:-)

 

They need to take a break from jerking off at some point !

[Phil_musc]

So I guess at the next big family gathering - probably Thanksgiving - you'll be going vegetarian. Or would you actually eat your love? By then you might find him to be just another turkey, you silly goose.