Zach Cook Massage NYC -- Fail

[Midweststudentnyc]

Well in the spirit of not reviewing here, let me just say he is cost plus for everything. ($100 extra -- so $250 to be naked). Really, really a buzz killer in the middle of massage. 45 minutes not an hour. But insanely hot. Pics are accurate.

 

http://www.massagem4m.com/photos/m4m_Gues.jpg

 

http://www.massagem4m.com/oh/columbus/14915/

[jjkrkwood]

Well in the spirit of not reviewing here, let me just say he is cost plus for everything. ($100 extra -- so $250 to be naked). Really, really a buzz killer in the middle of massage. 45 minutes not an hour. But insanely hot. Pics are accurate.

 

http://www.massagem4m.com/photos/m4m_Gues.jpg

 

http://www.massagem4m.com/oh/columbus/14915/

 

I dont give a flying Fuck how HOT a guy is, I refuse to be "used" or scammed. There are too many other HOT honest guys out there that need the money and are willing to give you what you want for an "acceptable" price.

[Guest Connoisseur]

I think JJ is absolutely correct and sometimes there's no better way to say it than the way he did.

[josephga]

those rates for a body rub with no real training. He must be delusional

[Midweststudentnyc]

And just upped his starter rates from $150 to $200 in the 12 hours since I posted...

Boy must be busy!

[jjkrkwood]

All the publicity creates Demand, and there is a sucker born every day !

[+ beethoven]

I could not agree with JJ more. First of all, anyone who "ups the price" in the middle of a session is despicable. I don't even like these ads that give a menu, $50 if you want this, $75 for that, etc. But at least they're honest up front. For $250, as JJ says, you can get A LOT more than you got, and there are MANY guys who will give good erotic experiences for less money, and be nice about it. Hot bodies can go just so far, especially if the person inside that body is a scammer.

[Midweststudentnyc]

Not to beat this to death, but it was mostly the middle-of-the-massage upcharges that really ruined it. He strips down to underwear to start, so everyone is pretty clear that this is not some sort of clinical transaction. And if at that moment, you had gotten the "I can lose these for $, and we can have a wild time for $" it would have at least felt honest. But to try and get you worked up and THEN ask for more, just ruined it. And if it's ruined, can I still get a full fucking hour of massage??

[+ glutes]

As soon as the a la carte menu appears during a massage, you know your screwed.

 

I hope Mr. Cook had teeth...

[jjkrkwood]

OK, so heres my question: if the intention is to have SEX during a massage, why not just hire an escort and have him "rub you down" during the session?

 

That way you know you are getting what you intended for a price you agreed on.... If the intention is to just get a massage, its a non-issue since none of the a la carte shit will come into play. Get your relaxing massage and go home...

[Midweststudentnyc]

Well, I guess the answer is many people aren't looking for sex. But are willing to pay a premium to have a masseur who is hotter than the norm, and possibly naked -- just for the enjoyment factor. That's worth more money. But if real sex is the goal, then a massage is a pitiful and low-return place to start.

[jjkrkwood]

Well, I guess the answer is many people aren't looking for sex. But are willing to pay a premium to have a masseur who is hotter than the norm, and possibly naked -- just for the enjoyment factor. That's worth more money. But if real sex is the goal, then a massage is a pitiful and low-return place to start.

 

I suppose its a good economic sign that there are still people that can afford to spend their money simply to have an attractive person stand there for their viewing pleasure. I know that AINT me...... I'd prefer to go out and have a GREAT meal or see a Broadway show. Different Strokes !

 

Might I add, that although the featured guy HERE is attractive, Iv'e seen alot MORE attractive guys with smaller egos and smaller prices.....

[+ glutes]

 

Might I add, that although the featured guy HERE is attractive, Iv'e seen alot MORE attractive guys with smaller egos and smaller prices.....

 

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[jjkrkwood]

Great. Name'm...

 

Oh Glutsey, give it a rest already !